With this theme, even if you don't score tickets, in some parallel universe, rest assured, you did! Quantums always increase the odds. In one universe you are in a 5 hour online queue, in another, 3 and a half hours. And one of you somewhere didn't set the alarm. Does that increase the odds of paral...

Last chance

Visiting the plays a week after the burn can be very cathartic, especially with a can of glitter and feathers, and the GPS coordinates of my enemies camps.

Sept. 13, 2019
View from Camp THREAT, deactivated.
Final mop sweep.

Another successful year.

Received today, the 12th

If you need documentation of Burners who don't think kids belong in the desert sun breathing lung harming dust, I'm here.


Please don't tell us this is your first Burn.....

Made sure Point 3 was up for The Last Bar on Earth. Wanted to see how it feels working the other side so I zoomed back and forth kicking up dust for no rational reason, though I realized after the first pass that the AC wasn't cranked, so I had to make another pass to capture the full feel. PSX_2019...

Heading out to the playa, Camp THREAT's executive facilities.

This week

Should people be able to sell the Burn experience? Build a camp and sell the space. Sell "home", like some sort of airbnb? That's the elephant in the board betraying any talk of real cultural direction. There is a philosophical difference in what culture we are fighting for. Not a issue of confusion...

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Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:17 am

I did this new and amazing thing and actually took a few minutes to read the article before deciding what was in it.

Get back to us when the org tells you what to be upset about with the cultural direction. Thanks.

So the BMorg decided to give Forbes an article advertising Burner art to the wealthy. I didn't read the article but I assume it's the BMorgs terms for complete surrender on the cultural change of direction front. At least they can keep feeding us peons their assurance we are all in this together. Wh...

The pupil has become the master. Camp members are starting to rise to the occasion.

At the local hardware store I believe I have found a way for myself around all the confusion.

We even got spiritual shit going on. And with all that, we are at capacity! See you in the dust.

A hero for our time

Camp THREAT has had a defection before they even met me. Showing my process becoming more stream-lined with each passing year. The newbie texted me about me being mean and not knowing how to burn right. They're a healer. My first aid certificate has expired so camp could have used the help. Hey, don...

What kinda lock you got on your trailer? We may have a spot for you.

You mean like the Constitution, or the 10 principles, or human dignity? Or is this just another excuse for excusing Trumps racist and destructive behavior from some other old coot? There are many different yard sticks Bless. It all depends on what matters to the individual. When anyone attempts to i...

Camp THREAT is filling up fast, with our upper tier VIP placement reaching capacity. Join today to enjoy all the benefits. With a projected cap at a dirty dozen, membership is hovering at 10 right now. A tent or two more and our ranks are filled. We are a 4 time placed camp, just off 6oclock. We cou...

I'm guessin the people looking for parking know what they are doing (or hopefully a BMorg sting operation), they want to be closer to the action, not compete for the dwindling open space, but don't want obligations or responsibilities. They are willing to pay for that. A camp can ask for more space,...

I'll just leave this here to boil the blood. Lots of implications...

Submitted event to the WhoWhatWhere guide.

This week I am staying at a KOA campground overflowing with wholesome families, children on bikes everywhere, rednecks showing off motorized toys they bought, retirees in $500,000 multi bathroom rv's, hot showers, flush toilets, water and electrical hookup, Wi-Fi, my sewage gets pumped every morning...

"the people who voted for him are pleased... " At least the clowns don't even have the balls to admit it's themself they are referencing. I get that Trump has elevated cowardly denialism to a heightened level of ethical delusion, but just be honest for once to yourself, you aint fooling us. So many ...

Totally not a Plug n Play, no one is getting laid in my Camp.

I am a perfect fit for your camp except for the fact I would never join a camp that would have me as a member! Exactly the feelings that led me to start my own camp. And after being in my camp there are those who then arrive at that same thought, with "I" being them, and "me" being, alas, me. Anywa...

Part 1: an hour of white out dust.
Part 2: an hour visiting porta potties.
Part 3: complete emotional and physical breakdown of tourists.
Part 4: cleaning up moop.