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by maladroit
Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:47 am
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: Anybody ever build a hush box?
Replies: 43
Views: 4483

Re: Anybody ever build a hush box?

The appeal of Burning Man has always been how much it sucks. We just have an steady influx of people with new, creative ways of making it suck.
by maladroit
Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:36 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

Another idea: ring of rope around the burn lying on the ground. If Perimeter is going to miss someone, two of them can pull on the rope; there's a chance it would snag or trip the runner. Could be replaced with a 3 foot band of cargo netting, or have the slack rope tied to stakes at intervals so tha...
by maladroit
Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:22 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Preventing Bike Theft / Finding 'Lost' Bike Ideas
Replies: 59
Views: 2911

Re: Preventing Bike Theft / Finding 'Lost' Bike Ideas

I thought it was obvious that I was lampooning the idea of the GPS tracker + network + app by repeatedly specifying that the device was attached to a steel cable with combination lock that you must loop through the frame and a wheel.
by maladroit
Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:16 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

Cooler heads prevail, and unnecessary complications / overreactions are optimized out of a situation after a large multi-agency bureaucracy has had a year or so to chew on the problem? Sounds pretty likely to me!
by maladroit
Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:52 am
Forum: Recommendations
Topic: 3/8"x14" lag screws for good price
Replies: 11
Views: 1025

Re: 3/8"x14" lag screws for good price

It's not a huge problem, that last few inches is the only part reaches firm playa anyway.

Pull-out strength is absolutely why we use lag screws, and with just a few inches of bite about 10 inches below the surface of the playa, it's many times more secure than rebar.
by maladroit
Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:21 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

It happened, and that's just like...a real shit-ton of paperwork, you know? So BLM will likely do (as in, tell BMORG to pay for and execute) whatever they can to ensure it won't happen next year.
by maladroit
Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:56 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Preventing Bike Theft / Finding 'Lost' Bike Ideas
Replies: 59
Views: 2911

Re: Preventing Bike Theft / Finding 'Lost' Bike Ideas

Sweet, we could design a custom LoRa GPS logger with flashing and audible alert, geofence feature, custom iPhone app with map of the city, a mesh network to extend range, and solar-charged lithium batteries, and it would be attached to a metal cable that goes around your bike frame and through a whe...
by maladroit
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:39 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Compact Drill vs. Impact Driver for Lag Screws
Replies: 41
Views: 3363

Re: Compact Drill vs. Impact Driver for Lag Screws

I've been using the same HF impact driver (1/2" corded model) for 4 years, about 20-30 16" lags depending on camp setup. If it breaks, it will happen on the playa for sure, but I'll either be able to find someone's driver to borrow or just use my socket wrench.
by maladroit
Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:14 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: eBikes and Burners who Ride them
Replies: 61
Views: 3241

Re: eBikes and Burners who Ride them

I'm pretty sure the 5mph speed limit doesn't apply to human powered bikes on the playa. I wonder if it might apply to eBikes though. Maybe not, if Nevada code isn't fine-grained enough to understand the distinction.
by maladroit
Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: 2018 Art Theme....Predictions / Suggestions
Replies: 74
Views: 3566

Re: 2018 Art Theme....Predictions / Suggestions

Is Trap Gay?
by maladroit
Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:32 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

Token wrote:That would be some epic culture jamming if the BORG got a 80’ one of those.


The Boss Is Away And We've All Gone Crazy You Can't Beat These Amazing Deals On GE And Maytag Appliances Come On Down Man
by maladroit
Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:48 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

They could just have a Man unplugging ceremony.

by maladroit
Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:54 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: laundry on the playa?
Replies: 70
Views: 5484

Re: laundry on the playa?

Good advice. I got 20% of the way through building a wind powered evapotron thing this year. Ran out of time. Good thing, because there was no wind! Now I have a sealed bucket of half full of gray water that I still haven't dumped in the toilet, because it's slowly bulging out the lid and I'm scared...
by maladroit
Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:45 am
Forum: 2017 Lost On-Playa
Topic: No "lost people" column this year?
Replies: 7
Views: 429

Re: No "lost people" column this year?

Heroes from Reno came up with flatbed trucks and hauled off all the lost people.
by maladroit
Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: 2018 Art Theme....Predictions / Suggestions
Replies: 74
Views: 3566

Re: 2018 Art Theme....Predictions / Suggestions

Fuck My Burn Bum
by maladroit
Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:43 pm
Forum: 2017 Found On-Playa
Topic: Found - Invertebrate Totem / Staff
Replies: 0
Views: 197

Found - Invertebrate Totem / Staff

Was dropped in front of our camp. It's based on a broomstick and has two very detailed plush creatures hanging from two bamboo hoops. I think they are shrimp or lobster.
by maladroit
Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:56 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

Many will agree with you but it's likely that the BLM will not. I guess discussion here is an attempt to take control of the situation and come up with a solution we can live with, before a solution is dictated to us. But then, it's not like anyone in BMORG will be reading this and using any of the ...
by maladroit
Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:50 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

I think they're describing a situation where the whole man burn is surrounded by temporary chain link fencing panels. Some Perimeter crew would be stationed at several points in the fence where an easily opened gate is present; that would allow anyone inside the fence (Sandmen, fire crew) to escape ...
by maladroit
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:27 pm
Forum: Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: Elliot's Naked Bicycle Service, Piano Bar, & Much More 2017
Replies: 72
Views: 8150

Re: Elliot's Naked Bicycle Service, Piano Bar, & Much More 2017

The camp has a nice peaceful barbershop feel to it. There is a bit of purposeful hum in the background with people fixing bikes, occasional piano music, good shade, kinship with others who have managed to destroy their bikes. Exchange stories with a truly random sampling of the city, as the only com...
by maladroit
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:21 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Time on the Playa.
Replies: 12
Views: 648

Re: Time on the Playa.

My clock is a flask.
by maladroit
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:19 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

A ring of stakes with a pair of ropes would at least be an obstacle to slow down someone running inwards. A runner has to navigate it somehow, whether trying to roll under it or climb over (or ideally, running straight into it). A rope doesn't have a limited field of vision, and can't be distracted,...
by maladroit
Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:08 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

It's irresponsible to say that nothing should be done, when there are simple and effective ways to barrier the big burns without obstructing view or diminishing anyone's experience. People in this thread have said to just let it happen. I don't think that the entire community is equipped to keep an ...
by maladroit
Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:45 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

I think the OP went through all the above debates internally and came to the conclusion that the BMORG will have to take some kind of preventive action in order to allow any burns to proceed next year. I would say that's a reasonable assumption. From there, why not discuss effective ways to do that....
by maladroit
Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:31 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Bikes on the Playa
Replies: 11
Views: 790

Re: Bikes on the Playa

I've brought the same Wal-mart fat tire bike for 5 years. I have my own spare parts, easily found online. It has a three piece crank and I grease it up well...it has never had a problem and it glides like a dream on the playa through the deepest dust and roughest streets. I guess if you plan to not ...
by maladroit
Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:26 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Sealed wheel bearings for Cruisers?
Replies: 47
Views: 2150

Re: Sealed wheel bearings for Cruisers?

Given that the Yellow Bike program is using the Huffy Cranbrook, and that they keep bringing them back year after year, and that I rode a well-used Yellow Bike at the end of the week and it still wasn't screeching or hard to pedal...what magic are they doing to the Huffy Cranbrook that even the well...
by maladroit
Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:40 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Who is Terbo Ted? Should workers get paid for running camps on the playa?
Replies: 40
Views: 1547

Re: Who is Terbo Ted? Should workers get paid for running camps on the playa?

Plain and simple, anyone who pays any camp to provide for them rather than showing up 100% self sufficient is one of the people who screws the whole thing up. Anyone who provides for others so that they can show up unprepared is just as much of the problem. It all starts with an attractive person n...
by maladroit
Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:09 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Who is Terbo Ted? Should workers get paid for running camps on the playa?
Replies: 40
Views: 1547

Re: Who is Terbo Ted? Should workers get paid for running camps on the playa?

I think there is a continuum of camps with dues to camps with megadues. I'm all for any camp with dues opening their books to their campers. Exactly so. Both ends of the spectrum provide amenities for a price - it's just a matter of degree. That's oversimplifying the issue to a braindead level. Mos...
by maladroit
Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:49 pm
Forum: Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: Elliot's Naked Bicycle Service, Piano Bar, & Much More 2017
Replies: 72
Views: 8150

Re: Elliot's Naked Bicycle Service, Piano Bar, & Much More 2017

We dropped by your camp with a potato chip front wheel. I knew there was some trick to getting them relatively straight, but forgot what it was. No one at the front of house knew the trick, so we waited for full service repair (pointless to get on it with tools as we didn't know the trick). Once the...
by maladroit
Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:43 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 6481

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

I was a little disappointed that it turned into a joke. I'm not going to deny the vanishingly small possibility that someone may in a sober and reasonable frame of mind someday decide that it was time to end their life. But 100% of the people who want to run into the fire need help, not a wave goodb...
by maladroit
Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:47 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: eBikes and Burners who Ride them
Replies: 61
Views: 3241

Re: eBikes and Burners who Ride them

The gas powered stand-up scooters are legal and allowed, as long as it hasn't got a seat. If it's got one, it's a motorcycle and not allowed. Rules, we already got. Enforcement, we ain't. Yup. Only saw a couple of the stand-up scooters this year. Although I have a thought....a stand up scooter stil...

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