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by GREENPENIS
Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:12 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...
Replies: 43
Views: 2660

Re: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

Pepsi throwback is now 3 years(4?) old, and 7-up also has a throwback now, just had some a month ago.
by GREENPENIS
Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:59 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I hate sock puppets because. . .
Replies: 60
Views: 10673

Re: I hate sock puppets because. . .

I barely even knew what a sock puppet was at this point in history.
by GREENPENIS
Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:39 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: ticket page not working?
Replies: 14
Views: 1011

Re: ticket page not working?

Sometimes when I look at downtown Reno I think it is Disneyworld.
by GREENPENIS
Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:35 pm
Forum: 2012 Art & Performance
Topic: A vision too big...
Replies: 24
Views: 1792

Re: A vision too big...

theCryptofishist wrote:I'm not sure that dinosaurs had penises. They could have done it cloaca to cloaca like birds.

Well, the greenpenisauraus would beg to differ.
by GREENPENIS
Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: "theCryptofishist" or...
Replies: 22
Views: 1413

Almost forgot my password, look at all these "unread" threads!
by GREENPENIS
Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:44 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I didn't
Replies: 42
Views: 9052

We used to chew them up and them make funny smiley faces and look in the mirror and such when I was a teen in West Verginny.
by GREENPENIS
Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:28 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should Idiots and Socks be Banned from Eplaya?
Replies: 54
Views: 8039

OK....who wants to kiss the end of my sock ???
by GREENPENIS
Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:47 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: DVD for President!
Replies: 10
Views: 1360

I have been socked by a sockie.........

* blows a big smootchie towards Glittering Clitoris, regardless....... *
by GREENPENIS
Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:07 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Human Chow?
Replies: 16
Views: 2287

I think this is close enough.........

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by GREENPENIS
Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Why is "Penis" such a hard word for men to say?
Replies: 74
Views: 9650

Who is the cocksucker that has a hard time chewing on the PENIS ? So.........this is what it takes to bring me out of my hibernation, huh ??? So be it. :twisted: Try these on for a more "acceptable" way to say PENIS. Harry Johnson Wang The little soldier. Willie Cock (roosters are known for getting ...
by GREENPENIS
Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:02 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: To all the people looking for sex camps....
Replies: 172
Views: 120484

You are probably on the right track, Blueballs - and not by offering Green Penis an armada of virgins Blah , blah, blah. Jeez Nick, who died and made you mayor ? :shock: I'm saying right now that if ol blueballs here can cough up an armada of virgins to me, that I will not only find a way for him t...
by GREENPENIS
Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:47 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: The BOOBY BAR! 2008
Replies: 994
Views: 164856

See, now thats more like it. All too often I hear that "last year was better" thing. It is a running joke that has no end without a disclaimer. It has even had several of it's own threads. It's good to see someone else looking forward to this year being better by making it be better. This concept ha...
by GREENPENIS
Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: my mind begins to hum...
Replies: 10692
Views: 962132

so...it's kinda like "tribute " thinking ?
by GREENPENIS
Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:20 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: To all the people looking for sex camps....
Replies: 172
Views: 120484

We fought the Subconcious Brainwashers of Guilt by informing the masses though demonstration about
the importance of ejaculation/masterbation to prevent the Evil Prostate Cancer Society from taking over the world and killing all of mankind.

.............did you expect something corny or stupid ??
by GREENPENIS
Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:05 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: To all the people looking for sex camps....
Replies: 172
Views: 120484

Re: To all the horny st8 dudes who are frustrated

I met this amzing women from SF named Natasha, who was the person who called me Blueballs, a playa name that took me a long time for me to get uses to. Believe me, you will never get used to it. Change it now....before it's too late !!! Or not................ :D :D :D (nice name by the way, someone...
by GREENPENIS
Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Three wooden spoons
Replies: 40
Views: 5141

Oh pleeze , pleeze...plonk me too ?
I also have become jealous of those that have been plonked multiple times.
by GREENPENIS
Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:07 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Sign of the Beast!
Replies: 67
Views: 7519

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:hey 007, you can comment, but you must either post a picture or a thousand words!

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Can you say.... GREEN PEA-NESS !!!!
by GREENPENIS
Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:32 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rest In Peace
Replies: 3114
Views: 409016

What ?
You mean that someone is using a sock puppet on E-playa ?
I've never heard of such nonsence.
That is just absurd.
by GREENPENIS
Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:10 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Yeah Whatever
Replies: 14
Views: 1797

Tempting..............but I'll pass.
by GREENPENIS
Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Merry Fucking Christmas.....
Replies: 111
Views: 9685

Did somebody say "squirtgun" ???

(don't even get me started)
by GREENPENIS
Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:30 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Donna Matrix's Bible Trivia Question O' the Day !!!
Replies: 1042
Views: 81992

Is that a picture of Donna walking into the Jesus water to get Babtized ?
by GREENPENIS
Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7256027

Me three !!!
by GREENPENIS
Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:28 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7256027

Oh shit !!!
Looks like thing got kinda outta hand
when I was serving up that last round of
Green Penis Dribble.
Could someone pleeze hand me a paper towel ?
by GREENPENIS
Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Moisture Pup Welcome Back to Eplaya
Replies: 5
Views: 857

Finally someone I can properly point my dick jokes at !!!
by GREENPENIS
Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Tech Advice for all, and for all subjects
Replies: 911
Views: 121251

Click it first, paste your link, click again, done.
by GREENPENIS
Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:16 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: Some advice for a (freak) newbie on joining a camp...
Replies: 42
Views: 11608

Spreading my love onto virgins is one of
my favorite playativities.
You'll have a ball, welcome home !!!
by GREENPENIS
Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7256027

I've heard that drinking too much green food
color in your alcohol will turn your personals all green.
Thats just what I heard, call Mythbusters if you don't believe me.
by GREENPENIS
Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:43 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: A P O K I L I P T I K A
Replies: 572
Views: 118307

It's a Green Pea-ness attack ....
From Sphace !!!
by GREENPENIS
Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: This Is The Greatest Thread
Replies: 205
Views: 21822

Oneeyeddick and GREENPENIS walk into the B(.)(.)BY bar. After being overserved too much sphace pirate punch, the bartender, Big Cock, cuts them both off telling them they are starting to act like a couple of dicks. This only enrages both of them, and they immediately start arguing loudly over who ha...
by GREENPENIS
Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:05 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Help Prosecute Paul Addis
Replies: 270
Views: 54544

Simon of the Playa wrote:

DuDuReal, the coming wave....like a Tsunami of cum, bukkakizing the World.
That's it !!! I just saw the forecast on the weather channel for tomorrow.

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we are so Doomed

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