Pepsi throwback is now 3 years(4?) old, and 7-up also has a throwback now, just had some a month ago.

I barely even knew what a sock puppet was at this point in history.

Sometimes when I look at downtown Reno I think it is Disneyworld.

theCryptofishist wrote:I'm not sure that dinosaurs had penises. They could have done it cloaca to cloaca like birds.

Well, the greenpenisauraus would beg to differ.

Almost forgot my password, look at all these "unread" threads!

We used to chew them up and them make funny smiley faces and look in the mirror and such when I was a teen in West Verginny.

OK....who wants to kiss the end of my sock ???

I have been socked by a sockie.........

* blows a big smootchie towards Glittering Clitoris, regardless....... *

I think this is close enough.........

Who is the cocksucker that has a hard time chewing on the PENIS ? So.........this is what it takes to bring me out of my hibernation, huh ??? So be it. :twisted: Try these on for a more "acceptable" way to say PENIS. Harry Johnson Wang The little soldier. Willie Cock (roosters are known for getting ...

You are probably on the right track, Blueballs - and not by offering Green Penis an armada of virgins Blah , blah, blah. Jeez Nick, who died and made you mayor ? :shock: I'm saying right now that if ol blueballs here can cough up an armada of virgins to me, that I will not only find a way for him t...

See, now thats more like it. All too often I hear that "last year was better" thing. It is a running joke that has no end without a disclaimer. It has even had several of it's own threads. It's good to see someone else looking forward to this year being better by making it be better. This concept ha...

so...it's kinda like "tribute " thinking ?

We fought the Subconcious Brainwashers of Guilt by informing the masses though demonstration about
the importance of ejaculation/masterbation to prevent the Evil Prostate Cancer Society from taking over the world and killing all of mankind.

.............did you expect something corny or stupid ??

I met this amzing women from SF named Natasha, who was the person who called me Blueballs, a playa name that took me a long time for me to get uses to. Believe me, you will never get used to it. Change it now....before it's too late !!! Or not................ :D :D :D (nice name by the way, someone...

Oh pleeze , pleeze...plonk me too ?
I also have become jealous of those that have been plonked multiple times.

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:hey 007, you can comment, but you must either post a picture or a thousand words!

Can you say.... GREEN PEA-NESS !!!!

What ?
You mean that someone is using a sock puppet on E-playa ?
I've never heard of such nonsence.
That is just absurd.

Tempting..............but I'll pass.

Did somebody say "squirtgun" ???

(don't even get me started)

Is that a picture of Donna walking into the Jesus water to get Babtized ?

Me three !!!

Oh shit !!!
Looks like thing got kinda outta hand
when I was serving up that last round of
Green Penis Dribble.
Could someone pleeze hand me a paper towel ?

Finally someone I can properly point my dick jokes at !!!

Click it first, paste your link, click again, done.

Spreading my love onto virgins is one of
my favorite playativities.
You'll have a ball, welcome home !!!

I've heard that drinking too much green food
color in your alcohol will turn your personals all green.
Thats just what I heard, call Mythbusters if you don't believe me.

It's a Green Pea-ness attack ....
From Sphace !!!

Oneeyeddick and GREENPENIS walk into the B(.)(.)BY bar. After being overserved too much sphace pirate punch, the bartender, Big Cock, cuts them both off telling them they are starting to act like a couple of dicks. This only enrages both of them, and they immediately start arguing loudly over who ha...

Simon of the Playa wrote:

DuDuReal, the coming wave....like a Tsunami of cum, bukkakizing the World.

That's it !!! I just saw the forecast on the weather channel for tomorrow.



we are so Doomed