Thanks Eric. My brain was doing the "but...but...but...bu--" thing because the thought process was so out of whack... Nice to see someone go straight (sorry about that) to the nub of weirdness and clearly state what it is. Her entire defense is bullshit. Basically she's saying the equivalent of "in...

Hello, I am a first timer, virgin, whatever. I purchased two tickets today from a fellow in Los Angeles who said he was in Pee Funnel Camp. I am reading all this bullshit & I am wondering, are my tickets legit?!?!?! How can I verify?! They have all the holograms, raised printing, barcode on the back...