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by HotBurner
Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:59 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!
Replies: 36
Views: 9995

Re: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!

Isotopia wrote:To the OP: you've been found guilty of... BORING.
you sounds very bitter. some man must have really hurt you. not all men are like that. you'll never attract a husband with your attitude.
by HotBurner
Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:10 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Is there a problem with stealing at BM?
Replies: 39
Views: 5948

Re: Is there a problem with stealing at BM?

That weekend, another camper--a female-- discovered that somebody had rifled through her tent when she found a carton of cigarettes that he had dropped. two things: 1) when a crime happens to a female, that doesn't make it worse than if it happened to a male. that would be sexist if it did. 2) how ...
by HotBurner
Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:25 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Is there a problem with stealing at BM?
Replies: 39
Views: 5948

Re: Is there a problem with stealing at BM?

Jackass wrote:Let me catch you rifling through my basket while I'm in the can, after that you should be able to describe to your friends exactly what that blue shitter water tastes like.
Well! And here I thought all burners were jolly.
by HotBurner
Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:51 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Is there a problem with stealing at BM?
Replies: 39
Views: 5948

Re: Is there a problem with stealing at BM?

Another fun thing is to hang around at some nailed together pile of wood and wait for an art car to stop and everyone gets out to take pictures. Best done with those converted golf carts because they frequently leave the key in and walk away. Just jump in and you're off to pick up chicks!
by HotBurner
Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:31 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Is there a problem with stealing at BM?
Replies: 39
Views: 5948

Re: Is there a problem with stealing at BM?

I've never ran into any problems. The best thing to do is stand around the portapotties and just check people out when they roll up. A lot of people have stuff in their bike baskets - booze and all kinds of good stuff. Once they go in, just pretend like the bike is yours and sift through the stuff a...
by HotBurner
Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:16 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!
Replies: 36
Views: 9995

Re: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!

BBadger wrote:I bet the ticket-burning troll is enjoying the flavor of your tears.
he's probably enjoying the flavor of you being softly trolled, right now.
by HotBurner
Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:39 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!
Replies: 36
Views: 9995

Re: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!

Lonesomebri wrote:And no one helped you get a ticket? That's a tough one to figure. Wow, they sure do suck.
>said the douche bag.
by HotBurner
Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:21 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!
Replies: 36
Views: 9995

Re: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!

Obviously you already have your ticket. Otherwise, you'd know that when you contact a person who has a ticket to offer at face-value (craigslist or eplaya) they're gone! So STFU. That Mr Bill ticket was burnt to a crisp in that video and was not faked - unlike that other video where the ticket was d...
by HotBurner
Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:03 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!
Replies: 36
Views: 9995

Re: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!

Lonesomebri wrote:And why is it always that DJs are doing it for the community, making it better (?)
because the hipsters aren't going to do shit.
by HotBurner
Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:35 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!
Replies: 36
Views: 9995

Re: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!

if you think those 1,000 tickets went to just anyone, think again. there are no at-cost tickets on craigslist. i refuse to pay $1 more than face value out of principle. i'd rather not go than feed a scalper. but maybe you were one of the chosen 'real burners' who received a BMorg-sanctioned ticket. ...
by HotBurner
Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:44 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: 2012 Ticket Destroyed!
Replies: 36
Views: 9995

2012 Ticket Destroyed!

There are no words to describe my rage! I just read this story on Burners.me with a video of a 2012 ticket being destroyed. http://burners.me/2012/08/06/mr-bill-is-definitely-going-to-get-laid-this-year/ I've been looking for a ticket since the lottery happened, and this bastard just destroys one. W...

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