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by santa
Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:31 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: What is dubstep?
Replies: 205
Views: 27499

Santa does not dance to dubstep!
by santa
Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar... Volume#2
Replies: 15534
Views: 1004319

*Lean, red clad stranger, bounds into the bar, dives over the bar and smacks his head on the floor, fumbles around, grabs the bottle of.... *

Damnit....this is getting old...

*head out the door while pulling his hat back on*
by santa
Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

*Lean, red clad stranger, bounds into the bar, dives over the bar and smacks his head on the floor, fumbles around, grabs the bottle of .... *

Hey! WTF? Where is everybody?

*stumbles out the door*
by santa
Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar... Volume#2
Replies: 15534
Views: 1004319

I checked, all I found there was my hose.

*Leans on the counter and takes another slug*
by santa
Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:36 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar... Volume#2
Replies: 15534
Views: 1004319

*Lean, tall, red clad stranger bounds into the bar, dives over the bar and smacks his head on the floor, fumbles around, grabs a a bottle of gin off of the top shelf, guzzles heartily... *

Ho, Ho, HO!!! Where's my hoes?
by santa
Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Lean, red clad stranger, slips out of the bar, then bounds into the bar, dives over the bar and smacks his head on the floor, fumbles around, grabs the bottle of Lagavulin off of the lower shelf, and drinks most of it. He dives back over the bar, and bounds back out of the bar, laughing....
by santa
Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Ygmir, I'll add carrots and apples for Santa's reindeer. Does Santa visit the bar? Or is that Mozy sneaking down the chimney? There's no need to fear! Santa Claus is here! Oh wait, that's a different guy. OK, so normally I crash through the door, leap across the bar, grab something good off the bar...
by santa
Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar... Volume#2
Replies: 15534
Views: 1004319

Ho Ho Ho...I see you Mr Goathead. Don't think you can hide. We'll be seeing you all very soon.

{disappears in a flash - all that left is a strong smell of BO, urine, vomit and booze}
by santa
Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar... Volume#2
Replies: 15534
Views: 1004319

Barkeep!!!! More booze!!!

Hey! I think I know those guys
by santa
Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar... Volume#2
Replies: 15534
Views: 1004319

{grabs both drinks and downs them}

BURP
by santa
Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar... Volume#2
Replies: 15534
Views: 1004319

{The door flies open and a tall stranger all dressed in red bursts into the bar}

Ho, Ho, Ho where's the hoes?

I need a drink too them reindeer are messing with me
by santa
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:22 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

tallish red clad stranger runs into the bar... vaults over Joel (since he lives in flyover land), lands on all fours behind the bar... comes up with a bottle of bourbon... downs it, leers at the beautiful ladies, vaults back over Joel, and runs out the door.

HO, HO, HO
by santa
Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:47 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: playa santa party
Replies: 18
Views: 5271

Dr. Pyro wrote:6 p.m. Thursday is the M&G at Barbie Death Camp.

And who are you calling a fucko?
Oh, so sorry. You are not on the schedule. I don't see it anywhere. It must not be happening

You, sir, are a sick fucko. Good thing I like you.
by santa
Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:25 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: playa santa party
Replies: 18
Views: 5271

It's always a party when Santa is around.

Somebody told me it was thursday 6pm, check the fuckin who, what, where, when.

See you around fucko
by santa
Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

On Dasher, on Prnacer, ion donner, damn I;m blitxed.

Dash away! dask away all!
by santa
Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:24 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Ah, thank you Box Burner. You shall get something nice this year.

Here, hold this glass. I'll take the barrel.
by santa
Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Anyone got a drink for a mighty dry Santa?
by santa
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

uBeRpLaYa wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:tHiS aSs iS fOr yOu!
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cOmE aNd gEt iT bIg bOy!
'scuse me, someone's calling my name

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by santa
Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Whooo yeah CC. Hook me up wit that and you're getting a really good present this year.
by santa
Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Massages?!? Hey little lady. I've got something that needs a little massaging.
by santa
Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

*Lean, red clad stranger, bounds into the bar, dives over the bar and smacks his head on the floor, fumbles around, grabs a cheap scotch off of the lower shelf, and has a large chug. He dives back over the bar, pauses, grabs a cigar and bounds back out of the bar...*
by santa
Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Jewel*** wrote:I've gotta run........the carriage turns back into a pumpkin in 12 minutes and i wouldn't want anyone to see me in rags.
Hehe, but my sleigh is warm and ready.
by santa
Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

<distant strains of Frank Sinatra singing can be heard coming from the back room>
by santa
Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:40 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Like this

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Now, it seems Jewel and I have some business to attend to.
by santa
Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Damn elves. You ask them for something simple like fire breathing and all they;ve gfot on theur fucking minds is fucking.
by santa
Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:35 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Oh FUCK. Fire breathing! Not French Maids damnit.

Fuckin fucks.
by santa
Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

OK, here goes!

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by santa
Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Blue flamwe! I can blow fire. Get out of the way, I'm going to do it.
by santa
Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:26 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Bigcock. You know what I'm talking about. Hit me with a shot of something strong, then I;ve got more presentd to delivre.
by santa
Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7232011

Rockdad wrote:Here beautiful Jewel one more for You!
Fuckin lameass, ain't gonna get any that way

Fuck

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