Bunnies? Kittens like bunnies. Come closer to us, m'dear. Ppppppuuuurrrrrrrr. You look just good enough to eat. *Kittens stroll along the bar, occasionally urinating on the carpet as they see fit.* Bring me cream, naked ape. Before I unleash another stream of the Fetid Urine of Pestilence on your m...

Kitty Litter Camp. *sniffs air then starts scratching a hole in the dirt* Silly naked apes and their Port-O-Potties. *stops and stares straight into everyone's eyes* I peed on your glow stick. And your costume. *starts doing their business* Because I can... I expect this to be scooped once I'm done.

theCryptofishist wrote:* fishy lays head in fins for a while, and then pours more wine.*

Dang, a fish is never safe, I say, never safe.

*looks up inquisitively from licking anus*

ppuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You'll be very safe here with us. We LIKES fishies.

ppuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Type: Feline Dominace through Arrogance and Cuteness
Target: Humanity

mrowl fuzzy feet to chase
two headed turtle
decide to sit still

*all four amble to non-tobacco smoking area, in no particular order*

*kitties wander in and curl up* "Drama. What is this drama? Silly naked apes. You either toy with it, then kill it, and eat it- or you lick it." *looks up from inspecting paws* "Or if it's warm, I guess you can lay on it." *rolls over on their backs and stretch* "Or its useless and you ignore it. N...

down on calico
taffy pulling labia
cry echo alley

Hey! Watch the teeth!

Patience of a guiding hand.

notice the way it speaks now. there's only one left. unless it's pregnant. *rolls back over and stares at Rian with a look of detachment* "Silly naked ape. Normal cats have nine lives, we simply never die. Hasn't the fact that we have already sent our minions to your apartment enough to make you re...

*looks up from licking back with contempt* "A sock is something we play with when we're bored." *curls up into ball* "Amuse us or face the Soul-Stealing Adorable Antics of the Apocalypse." *eyes start to seemingly grow 3 sizes larger with a distinctly innocent look* "We mean it." *fur starts to bec...

Bloody Is The Camping Ho!

Bleed not from cursed.
Legend has it otherwise.
Every bitch not so from mentruate.
Every menstruate so from bitch.
Divine!

boorish
users
must
pay

PPPPPPUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPTT!!! Socks!! Kitty's like to play with socks, roll in them, wrap them around our bodies, bite them until they scream, rub up against them and ppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrprt!

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:you're wrong.

*looks up from licking butt*
We are never wrong. Sometimes reality is wrong, but cats do not make mistakes.

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:you're dead meat.

Mmmmrrrrreeeeoooowwww!! Hhiiissssss hhiiissssssss.

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:i'm not sorry.

Pppuuuuurrrrrrrrrr ppppppuuuuuurrrrrrr.

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:now get me a drink!

Cream. Now.

You should have just buried it. *fluffy cute kittens walk over to a corner* I heard some drool naked apes and a fish planning on cat catching. You must be kidding me... *pees on carpet with Fetid Cat Urine of Pestilence* Have you ever tried to catch a cat that doesn't want to be touched? Nonewithst...

PUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!! Ummmm, smell fishy... yessssssss, fishy smell nice, want to lick fishy.... ummmmmmmmmmm just lick, that's all, would never harm fishy, no precioussssssssssss, never harm fishy, love the way fishy smells, hmmmmmmmmuuuuuurrrrrrrp! Fishy has been rolling in catnip, lo...

I just came really hard

pretty
amusing
group
eplaya

often
nearly
enigmatic

tisha
has
offered
us
sanctuary
and
naughty
delights

helitack wrote:I wanna........................

Lick my cat ass?

More info, naked ape.

*stares at room in a disgust/boredom that only a cat can properly convey*

Are we there yet?

pussy
loves
entertaining
assortment
so
eplaya

Meow.

*licks ass*

You naked apes sure are amused easily.

*feigns disinterest*

<sigh> I may have to hack out a Hairball of Unending Plagues

yearning
excitement
suspense

Ohhh... kitties.... sheesh..... ummm, can you move just ever so slightly to the....um.... right?,...... PUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPP! We are not conservatives, we are liberals Liberal with our need to be stroked Liberal with our need to be fed Liberal with our sense of our wonderful selves We are alway...