FUCK this place is depressing these days. All this hate swirlin'. Fuck.

What if there are a handful of individuals who have been repeatedly asked to modify their behavior or leave the room, who just keep terrorizing the other guests enjoying themselves at the party? Shoot 'em? Yeah, this is a situation that occurs in every oneline community at one time or another. All ...

an area designed to show examples of inappropriate posting. My opinion follows. May not be politically correct or even appropriate, but oh well. "Appropriate" and "inappropriate" are judgments that have very different meanings in every possible context. I can't even imagine having a written-down se...

I confess I don't know what to do.

I confess I got the most beautiful gift from a giggling friend and FORGOT to thank her for it. It arrived in perfect shape and I can't believe the excitement as I opened it up. THANK YOU so much, you're a living doll.

Kristine, who is truly tickled

FUCK. I said fuck in front of my kids too much today. Bad day for me. Now the 3 year old is walking around asking "where's the fucking phone?" like over and over. Daddy *did* wash his mouth out with a little flake of soap, but the kid says "I like it, Daddy!"

Fuck.

School year's early start burns parents : The Board of Education is expected to approve the school district's calendar for the 2005-06 academic year tonight -- but not before a spirited debate among parents over when classes should begin. There have long been arguments among parents over whether sch...

Rob the Wop wrote: At least old enough to bleed and breed (12 yrs).

OK, it's time for you to come over to the Red Tent and get your ass kicked for talkin' like that. I'm headed to the tent now ...

K

Not sure I can remember exactly what it was. Sweet, like fruit punch, a shot I chugged with a couple of girls at the bar last night ... Potent little fucker. Oh, I remembered.... it's called an Alabama Slamma. Can I get one for a nightcap? 3/4 oz. Southern Comfort 3/4 oz. Amaretto 3/4 oz. Sloe Gin ...

helitack wrote:Kristines, this is way off topic but what the heck is your avatar? It baffles.

Heli, pm me your email address and I'll send ya the picture it's cropped from :)

Kristien

geekster wrote:I confess that Susan a certain bartender at a certain place in Sunnyvale, California is a total fucking sweetheart and has Kristine totally smitten. Me too. Damn!

I confessed I swooned when she gave me flowers this evening ... sigh.

What a living doll!!

k

Not sure I can remember exactly what it was. Sweet, like fruit punch, a shot I chugged with a couple of girls at the bar last night ... Potent little fucker.

Oh hell, can't remember the name. Just make it a slippery nipple, those were good too.

Kristine, just rolling out of bed ... what a night

You go, Ringo! :) Nice response.

Kristine

wrote: but since she'll never read this Famous last words. OK, I get it. Maybe I didn't exercise my greatest judgement last night ( maybe that is an understatement too.) It seems to me though, that the way folks usually hurt those involved in their personal drama, when being overly honest here on t...

RingO'Fire wrote:Like I said, I know this sounds mean, but since she'll never read this, and you guys don't know her...

To quote Geekster just a minute ago: Famous last words. :)

Kristine

I don't know how many of you are friends of Curtis Coleman. He is fighting squamous cell carcinoma and is really in a bad place because he has no health insurance. There is a big FUNdraiser coming up on March 5 and I am on the auction/raffle team. I would absolutely love to have something any of you...

AntiM wrote:I had to lick myself clean ....

Fuck, I'll bite on that one. You need some help licking? :)

K

geekster wrote:WTF?

The "hmmmmm" part. You said she's pretty cute!

K

geekster wrote:Fuck ... the 3yo just shit his pants ... again. And I think I am coming down with flu.

Yuck. That sucks.

Someone needs to be my personal assistant. I have decided this. I need someone to run my errands, get me food, screen my calls, bring me flowers, rub my back and shoulders... Hmmmm... rereading that, it appears that I need a wife... PICK ME!! PICK ME!! Hey, wait. Didn't we have this conversation a ...

geekster wrote:

PurpleKoosh wrote:Oh, fuck me.

hmmm

LOL, now that you've meet Kooshie I can feel how heartfelt that is LOL.

Kristine

[quote="DVD Burner"]MORNING GUYS!
Hey, so far as far as asses Mr. Sam has the Geek beat.
[quote]

Oh, I don't THINK so. Ask and I'll show you a cute picture of it. And have you ever seen it in jeans?

*SWOONING*

Kristine

theCryptofishist wrote:

stuart wrote:any guesses as to what milestone we will hit before playa time?

5000 paddlings of your colorful ass?

Ooooh. I want in on that. Here fishy, fishy.

Kristine

Some of these avatars are just too interesting to ignore. So I'll start a caption contest ... best line gets the prize ... probably something kinky. I'll start with this picture I took of my Geeky one. Captions? I'd also love to see the hot pants avatar from yesterday ... was that you GE? Post it so...

But I can lift heavy stuff. And have other talents. I bet you have a hellivalot of good talents. I've heard about you. Are you sure you don't know the way to San Jose? Kristine, who reminds people the word is "house bitch," not "house wench." I just need someone to replace me in that starring role ...

Uhm ... the newfies were digging a hole as deep as the pole thereby burying it. That takes more work. The Americans were setting half the pole in the hole, which is how it is done. Oh, I get it. Your joke REALLY fits this category, eh? :wink: Kristine, who is very funny, but then again, looks aren'...

http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn?stage=1&word=wacky Ahh, but there's also this one ... http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn2.0?stage=1&word=whacky I now agree -- there are two ways to spell it. I like the one with the h. So sue me :roll: Kristine, who never thought a little h ...

A beaurocratic love story: Fuck, RG ... you need to learn how to refill ink cartridges. Some people find it incredibly difficult, I find it incredible easy (especially if you're just printing black). You could also print the pages 2 up on each sheet -- 12 point type is still very readable in this s...

geekster wrote:The Newfies looked very upset and cheated and one
of them said, “No fair, they were only putting their poles in half way!”

I'm *guessing* this is a double entendre? I'm missing it here.

Kristine, who is probably just too into work; you all know how I love work

So if I get RIF'ed, maybe I'll just go be an EMT in some little town in NorCal, and grow organic potato's, shit. Not wishing you anything you don't want, but if you came up here we could have hella fun. Many nice little towns -- Pescadero comes to mind -- on the coast, plus larger ones like Santa C...