"Hey, (fat girl), I'ma have you sit behind (passenger) cause there's more room.." "BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING OLD, GRANDMA!" *walks into busy restaurant, sits at table, tells server"we're sitting here." Proceeds to order alkaline ice cubes in water* *approached by greater for a hug and welcome "Yo Bro, ...

Little Chromeo for the throw back friday

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And old friend whom i love dearly, was finally showing affection and I remember her beautiful smile, the many years waiting for this moment, longing for her touch and her kiss, as we are about to come together my father and brother appear. They've lost their minds on peyote and are trying to kill me...

Anything to keep me from making long term goals or have any hope for the future. Please people, I need to know the end is coming soon. I'm too accustomed to living in constant fear, what would I do with peace of mind. Idle hands is the devil's work.

stretch80 wrote: When it is -30 it might not start blowing heat until you have been moving for a while. On average, it takes 15 minutes to start getting heat when its below -25.

Fuck that, how long does it take to get out of bed. A week in the desert must be nice. Not even gonna tell you where I live.

Wait a few minutes before turning on you car heater after starting you engine, otherwise you're just blowing cold air, and I fucking hate you.

Just please don't bang my girlfriend. Unless you really want to.

tip, do not use a cat as an Anti- Chaffing mechanism. This tip will totally help you out.

-Have a Major life goal
-have a poorly chosen pair of googles from china
-posse 7 rigid insulation foam boards
- have a savings

Participation!

dragonpilot wrote:

latchseeker wrote:A leaf of romaine lettuce is a marvelous anti-chaffing mechanism

Anti-chafing where? Betwixt the knees, methinks...

Depends..

A leaf of romaine lettuce is a marvelous anti-chaffing mechanism

Thanks Mac, yeah I think it would be ok, I just don't want to abuse it. It's a 1991 940t Wagon. And From San Diego County, BRC is 637 miles up highway 395. I'm considering the racks cause I want to bring a Yurt, and wouldn't be able to store it inside with everything else in there. I guess I'll run ...

deciding whether or not i want to take my Volvo to BRC and whether or not I'll need Roof racks, or Spending the extra scratch on a rental something. Picked up some gear this week. Trying not forget the hundred things I think of everyday. I feel pretty prepared for my first burn. Gonna get in a bunch...

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Thanks Gang, I'll ditch the worries. set them up at specific points where the view through it is looking at landmarks and art pieces. I would love for other people who like to take pictures to volunteer time to capture the pics and later share with the people who had their pics taken. That's rad, I'...

Possibly The Original Phenomenon of worship, and still very popular today though I still am quite mystified; FIRE!!! Grossly appropriate, I know. Customized Lighters and Match booklets, mini match statues and SKULLptures, firewood for those who have a burn barrel/spot, maybe gas for stoves, some dan...

Elorrum wrote:I'm so dense today... this is what I thought of when I saw this thread:

Could you imagine if this was your cash cow for you science classroom supplies company, and then they ax pluto.

And do my thing I shal Savannah, i was just pre empting any snark about these ideas having been done before, I don't care to hear it. pseudo disclaimer.

P.S. Thank you Savannah for welcoming me here a few months ago, I appreciate it.

And THEN I'll realize I've been muttering to myself in this self-conscious reverie and have no memory of the preceding 20 minutes. It's really scary when I come to this realization while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. :D ahahhhaha after several attempts to discern the time of day from your w...

I think your new project should be placing a folding chair in the middle of deep playa, and enthusiastically talking about your zombie maze idea to anyone who will listen. They will probably agree it would be so cool if it ever happened. 400 feet square, man! this sounds much more BM appropriate :w...

Sweet Idea G, It would; Would look outstanding at night. Imagine a big ice chest full of beer and ice, way out at the trash fence. LOVE IT Real Chest with Beer or a massive fake chest with fake beer? Imagine the disappointment. First Burn I feel I'll need to get my Bearings, but I really wanna go Nu...

My Brother and I were on our way to the Casino for some Poker. I was driving his POS '89 Dakota, maybe doin the posted speed of 45mph, Maybe. 5 lanes, two south two north, one center turning lane. We are in the left lane, Lincoln Navigator makes a U-Turn from the Shoulder , after what he assumed was...

Nature’s beauteous form contains a lovely essence called by some — decay. By this lovely presence new life finds its way. Tears shed silently are but water of the soul: they bring new life to the pain of being – a separation from that seeing which makes death whole. -Frank Herbert Children of Dune

FIGJAM wrote:The last 6 times that the elections were held on the 6th, the republican candidate won.

So there's that.

Hey, thats one 6 short of a conspiracy,


Zombie Moses Says; Let My People Groan!

After the Three legged races, we will be serving punch.

Looks like I will have to give up my sedentary life.. :mrgreen: I've Ben So bored All my life!! Finally I can have the opportunity to utilize my inherent skills. I always knew hoop jumping and line standing weren't legitimate skillz. It's like, being a rocket scientist in a room full of Legos. Thou...

Since we;re on the topic of fiction writers Theme Camp Concept; Arrakis, Dune as its know by its inhabitants. The only know source of the spice Melange. A harsh planet, with its surface covered entirely in desert. Perhaps a Seitch, or village of Pan and Garb. If you know Dune, you may have really en...