argh

Rian Jackson wrote:

samtzu wrote:

diem wrote: pickk? punnk? pussk? what is that? schmeg.

Phuck....

just the good old plonker....

I hear bunnies like plonking in a pile of schmeg. could be fun I suppose.

tisha2 wrote:damn.

i'd do it.

30 grand??? hell, yeah.

for 30grand I"LL marry you.

Rian Jackson wrote:<p***k>

pickk? punnk? pussk? what is that? schmeg.

there is something so wrong with using the words "husband" and "trancer" in the same breath. But hey, this is a flight of fancy. well, i'm about four inches from kicking some trancer ass. besides, the marriage wore off. and he's not usually trance. <blanch> I love that...."wore offf". Kinda like wh...

NASTY!! oh, god, you just ruined lunch for me. Blech, fishie! Like you eat. mostly, hippies, ravers, and trancers. oh, wait, you're a trancer now, aren't you? this isn't gonna be pleasant. schmeg. I am not a trancer, otherwise you wouldn't have married me. Oh wait, it was the ***** talking.

Rian Jackson wrote:

theCryptofishist wrote:But the combination of your name and this thread is particularly unappetising.

NASTY!! oh, god, you just ruined lunch for me.

Blech, fishie!

Like you eat.

Rian Jackson wrote:

Sandwichman wrote:

diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.

That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

Jason

banished to a life without vinyl...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

stuart wrote:

sit on Rian's lap

but she scares me

scares you? But she's cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

stuart wrote:

accounts of oral sex with infants. . .

I think I need to go to the confessions thread...

confessions thread? just stay in here and sit on Rian's lap and tell her the naughty truth. Then she'll tell me and I'll spread dirty lies.

Rian Jackson wrote:

Nightterror wrote:

Rian Jackson wrote:speaking of religious figures, is madonna still hooked on kabbala?

Do you "Esther"?

bwa -ha!

yes, i will wake up one morning and decide to be a member of an esoteric sect!

Umm, like burnging man?

Actually I thought that too. It's wierd boundary crossing. . .And there are accounts of oral sex with infants. . .[/quote]

from schmega to infant oral sex. I changed my mind -- I'm now proud of this thread.

And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.

i was more disturbed about the rabbi sucking the blood from their penises with his mouth. it just seems... Dang it's like those midevil (yes Bob, that's misspelled, too) projection fantasies of jews eating babies and poisoning wells. A little over the top. And it's just violating all BSI protocols....

Rian Jackson wrote:i was more disturbed about the rabbi sucking the blood from their penises with his mouth. it just seems...

never mind.

too bad, diem. live with your shame.

but you don't live with me.

HA!!!!

Nightterror wrote:

Rabbi probed for circumcised infants' herpes

At first I thought he was hiding the infants' "herpes" somewhere he shouldn't be!

I think I don't like my own topic. Eww.

you assume I mean "smegma", rather I really did mean "schmegma". It's a bastardized version made popular by lister in red dwarf. Lister always just said "smeg," and there was definitely no "ch" in there. "sixteen counts of referring to a superior officer as a smeghead." I beg to differ. i have 'em ...

Rian Jackson wrote:every now and again we're practically required to drink beer at work.

where do you work?

Rian Jackson wrote:

diem wrote:

Rian Jackson wrote:does your pink bunny have all his parts intact?

Ha. You should know being my wife and all. Sheesh.

i only met your pink bunny monday, though maybe i should ask leedeeah. after all, it's her leg that got humped and humped and humped.

monday? It was long before that. And I have no schmegma.

Rian Jackson wrote:does your pink bunny have all his parts intact?

Ha. You should know being my wife and all. Sheesh.

this is an example of why i use a dictionary so much... correct spelling does count. IMHO smeg·ma Pronunciation: 'smeg-m& Function: noun Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean Date: circa 1819 : the secretion of a sebaceous gland; spec...

stuart wrote:friends are snipping their newborn boy this weekend. I guess no more schmegma.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

One of those 'strong silent types', huh? Wait a minute, are we talking about in bed or out of bed? I'm confused. Hey! Hold on! I don't sleep with people at work!!! I can't believe you're insinuating that! hey wife. I accidentally started a new topic. How do I shut that shit off? ah, the revelation ...

Rian Jackson wrote:One of those 'strong silent types', huh?

Wait a minute, are we talking about in bed or out of bed? I'm confused.

Hey! Hold on! I don't sleep with people at work!!! I can't believe you're insinuating that!

hey wife. I accidentally started a new topic. How do I shut that shit off?

dammit I hate my job. Pass the absinthe.

Sandwichman wrote:WOOHOO! A toast to my dj bookings finally picking up. Got 3 gigs in the next two weeks. Is good times. Whiskey for except for those that do not drink it.

Jason

what do you spin? I've been dj'ing for 11 years -- check out djdiem.com for mixes if you like....[/code]

helitack wrote:and Rian, what's with this "other" husband? You told me I was the only one. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Other? I thought *I* was the only one. Rian's trying for a trifecta methinks....

i dunno what yer talking about ( on a public board, silly! ) ya might see me there. what the hell is this movie though? never heard of it. Ah yes, public boards. Wasn't me with the nos, tho'. Human traffic is an epic tale of 5 young londoners traveling out for a fine weekend of sex, drugs, and tech...

So husband, you are going tonight?
I'm completely undecided.[/quote]

Of course I'm going. They're showing human traffic, one of my all time faves. After last weeks nitrous movie I think I'm keeping it mellow.

theCryptofishist wrote:or prong. or pronghorn anteloeps.

I'm required to use the word "pron", not the correct spelling, 'casue my evil work filter will see it. Kinda shitty, huh. At tleast I can drink tonight at movie night....

Rian Jackson wrote:aah! e-cooties! if you get me sick through the intenet, why, i'll...

If you could sick through the internet imagine the VD's you could get from looking at pron.