This is maybe not a "Bar" thread question,
though i know not where else to ask:

Does a mans cock continue to grow with age,
as do ears & nose?

Mmmm.. thank you, Bee N Ohhhhh.

Some other drink... looked like yours....
went sliding by as I was tilting what you gave.

if sputnik were here
were titty twisters a beer
gosh would i be drunk

twister sideways slant
windmill fans each puff of smoke
stobe my lobe damage

~signals wildly for attention & screwdriver~

My flesh is crawling with too much health.

I breathe, & oxygen floods predictable muscle masses.

Sigh.

~sighs~

I don't need to get fucked up & dance.
Already fucked up.... gonna head out in a bit.

Keep your heads up & nipples stiff.
Yes, there will be a test.

Thanks for the lead/mimory!

From "tale of Two Cities", there was this possible clue?!

`Pardon, Monseigneur; he swung by the chain of the shoe the drag.'

arrgh. going to bed. must.. set.. down... keyboard.....

Last week was "Gullivers' Travels", this week, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea". Right now though, I am reading "Google"..... trying to remember where I'd read that in the dark ages, people wore length of chain dangling from their shoe/boot, so that they were always in contact with the ground. Thought...

Your writing once again sounds familiar to my heart. You can find some of the past "Tomes" by clicking on your name when in Orange, such as it is as the Author of this thread.. and then on "Find all Posts by Phoenix 13".... when I checked just now you have 88 to sort through, some of which are what ...

I've got nothing in the works for this year, art wise... but am not worried about it. I feel something brewing which may be appreciated by someone... not sure whom & it is not possible to surmise my supposed offering will be met, except that that is my only wish on any thing which passes from my han...

Selling liquor could be boring.
She did mention an educamation in wines.
No appreciation for a Single Malt Scotch though.

Practically Perfect in every Way.

Thanks for the tips on writing &
electrocution, paps. I do not want to
do a half-assed job when intending to sizzle!

I am doing fine, thanks. So, are Blues' job complaints things like "hours" & "customers" by any chance?! Glad to read you are well. Thunder, lightning & heavy ass rain tonight in my neck o the woods. I love this shit. Sleep with the windows open & wish for nothing but what blows me cold. ~pfstt~

Sorry it took me so long, my good man.

~places twelve Heineken in ice bucket under bar~

So, how ya been, Mr. Z?!

~pfstt, pfstt~

fucking regular
fuck schedule
fuck station
fuck ticket
fuck ride
fuck off

yeah it sucks at work
people have me do wierd things
not like fucking home

monster never more
we hold you dear safely warm
always are we here

untie fourth child last
deliberating monster
demonstrating hate

untie forth child last
deliberating monster
one two five three four

~uses universal sign for gin & tonic request~

penis is pen tip
what might intent write on flesh
careful put i out

~tips bucket of marbles on ice, tries to clean it up~

arrgh! nice to read ALL of you tonight.
~puts hand down pants~

have a notion too
certain it is here somewhere
right then here it is

~seals envelope~

Regarding recent "Booze can Wait" debate here,
Reno may have hard liquor you want, but as for canned beer,
I'd suggest you get it elsewhere if at all discerning.

~breaks bottle on sidewalk~

I am confused.
Somebody please hit me.

Ouch.

~table breaks on back~

You can see me?!

Hello. ~feather blows out ass while speaking~ I am not a porcupine. ~more feathers~ Can I get some service here?! ~feathers, still~ Seriously, I am NOT a porcupine. I feel somehow "outed" as a leper might, aspersions lending welts to pelt, as it were (it is not! I have no pelt!) if I had one. All I ...

I do want to come on June 3, & 4.
Have to get back by 3 p,m. on the 5th, eh.

Not sure yet if able, will call soon to talk about.

~places tentacle in bar spounge, drains~

Now that is validation.

Nothing like a titty-twister to say gd'day, eh!

Arrgh on the "new" truck, mr. Z. It needs new tires, too (six of them), on top of an engine rebuild (she is a 72'!). So I'll br driving my 2004 Chevrolet 2500 bare bones pick-em-up truck. Has A.C. & an Am/FM radio.. Ipod FM anyone?! When I got to doing the math ("Math is hard!" Barbie, circa 1990), ...

Thanks AntiM & all for the railroad input.

Had not thought of them for transport, but, duh, we cross the tracks coming into Gerlach.

Might be cheaper than trucking.

Oh, & Badger is PROBABLY right, that this might go well in preparation threads, etc..

Just read your words to me. Thank you, BlueNiteOwl. It is weird, I know, that I think I suck when in love, but when not in love do not worry it to that extent. Skøl Pifisken! ~raises glass in toast~ Got your message, Miss Blue, about the camping trip in June. Will call for details soon. Over. Over. ...

thanks for your advice
feeling better from breathing
from suck is no less

~takes drink, biblically~

Ahh. Thanks bartender!

Hmmm. I heard a girl laugh awhile ago from a giggling nipple reference.... ~motions to barkeep~ Been a very good day until i thought of love for me. Made something nice at work. I like it a lot. I suck though. Which is not a revelation, or what makes me sad. What makes me sad is that before i was in...