I must be an alien. In Defaultia I refuse to wear a watch. Burningman is the only place I wear one.

Sick, I know...

The "Final Solution": Kidnap all the hippies, chain them together in a perimeter ring, and cut off all donations of food or beer for 24 hours.

Done.

Nobody would ever get near a hungry, whining, hippie.

Token wrote:Wanna parade naked with your dick in a taco, done and done!

I was using zinc oxide, but now that you mention it, this would be a better sunblock and I wouldnt need to carry my lunch!

Genius!

Admiral Fukkit wrote:The trick is to press down on the cap as you unscrew it.

That was a diet-Coke-thru-the-nose moment, right there....

I vote for digging a moat around the burn pyre and stocking it with snarky sharks wearing laser-canon hats. Not because it would be particularly effective, but because laser-toting snarky sharks in the middle of the desert would be really cool. Or RC drones with flamethrowers. Because... irony. Seri...

THIS is why I love Burners! Drinks all around!

Admiral Fukkit wrote:

TORD wrote:most bike theft is accidental / borrowing / mistaken identity / hop ons.

Like hell it is! Are you for real?

Obvious turd is obvious.

Found Nikon camera. Contains many pictures of a 30 yr old female in "costume". Has mole on left thigh and healing rope/carpet burns.

Send naked pictures of wife/gf/SO to verify your claim. Free, discreet return assured.

lucky420 wrote:I think YOU should stay home

+1000

Lucky420 and I rarely agree, but when we do, its on disability advocacy.

Stay accomodated, my friends....

The only thing I can think of that might justify (potentially) the effort would be a light source, however dim, inside. Because lets face it, ravers are lucky if they can even remember to unzip. Forget "aiming". A little light, even a few candela, would go a long way to putting the piss i...

The only thing I can think of that might justify (potentially) the effort would be a light source, however dim, inside. Because lets face it, ravers are lucky if they can even remember to unzip. Forget "aiming". A little light, even a few candela, would go a long way to putting the piss in...

Sing it, Lucky! People who dont need a service dog or havent seen the magic work probably wont get this. People who need a service dog or have seen them work, WILL. To a person with a disability that requires a service animal, that creature isnt just an "animal"... its a piece of medical e...

Bri: You tried that cop-donut-fishing thing, didnt you...

No. There must be schedules, and questions, and answers, and tests, some checks and balances, and gnashing of teeth. This must occur before the evaluation phase can commence and the credibility factors considered. Then comes the stupid questions on eplaya... I so miss the Good Ol' Zorb days, back wh...

Nope. Never happens. Now please move along.

To clarify, I don't usually attend the man or temple burns. This year I had a virgin in tow who wanted to see them, so I put some effort into finding out when they would be happening. Wow. Thats SO cool. I mean... just WOW! (-swoon-) Can we stipulate the concept of "snark" is something yo...

The Farce is strong in this one.

I missed the [start of the] temple burn this year due to a dozen non-official people telling me it happened on the same schedule as the man burn. If that had been disseminated from an official source, it would have caught a lot more people than just me. I'm betting these people were (or have) campe...

He's too self-abZORBed chasing offenders with his clipboard and issueing consent violations.

Like yelling out that the Man is going to burn early, on Wednesday. Or that you-know-who is playing at the Trash Fence. How would you feel about someone who missed the man or temple burn because they got official info that it was happening later? Just want to see how far your dedication to the sanc...

It's worse than just this... Rumor has it that some of those people instigating misinformation pranks also had a few parties during early arrival!! Oh, the HORROR! :mrgreen: Did you guys see the "art" in the JOTS? They constantly misrepresent the relative sizes of the human reproductive o...

Token wrote:I'll have to bull horn the next guy inappropriately wearing Dickies and loafers.

Right there? Thats *almost* sigworthy.

Where EXACTLY are you on the spectrum, Clarence?

I'm only asking for a friend, six mods, 42 campmates and 72,000 participants with torches and pitchforks.

We do loves our Savannah-Mod!

Yes, that was shameless ass-kissing. And sincere too.

OP: glad you and the Missus are ok. Also glad you called the ball and bailed. Kudos. And thanks for helping out as long as you did.

Or dressing like Dick Cabot and driving a boat on a dry lake.

I hate those guys. Lol.

Basically Burningman (the Borg) decided to commodify the whole "decommodification" experience. Just let that sink in for a minute the next time you have to watch some former landscapers new teeth talking to Oprah in Deepak Chopra-like word-salad-circles about those blessed "10 princip...

Concertina wire. Around the burns. And all around the PNPs.

One keeps confused peeps from hurting themselves.
The other keeps confused peeps from hurting everyone else.

He's going it wrong.
Safety third...

Look at the rest of his sig. He's a walking advertisement

Just a big hug and major props to Mozy.

You, Sir, are an asshole and a fucko of the First Order.... but damn...you are MY kind of asshole and fucko!

So, *respect*! And of course a standing offer for a beer (and more) at Fish Outta Water Camp! (We can mess with Unjon together. Hehehe)