Hahaha! Agreed, coupled with posting selfies of them eating their own lunch.

TPBM is feeling cautiously optimistic.

Sorry Fishy, I obviously didn't check the latest reply. Not sure what loess is though...

My set dancing offer still stands though

I am. My new housemate has a lovely collie/kelpie cross and I'm very happy to have a dog at home again. With my work hours/travelling I'm a while off being able to have one of my own. That said, I do have a soft spot for turtleburp and bumble's cat Syd. TPBM has never tried Irish set dancing but wou...

Almost constantly at the moment - I had a lovely 9 months off when I emigrated from the motherland to Australia (barring a very interesting 3 weeks work in Islamabad)...am now hectically busy with a moronic manager and missing simpler times.

TPBM can moonwalk.

Did you make it on porpoise? Not bad, cod do better though

Could TPBM pass me my coat?

Not a lack of trust exactly, but I'm cautious around them after seeing one particular intro to an episode of Six Feet Under.

TPBM is addicted to Candy Crush Saga.

YAY!

Not quite skipping the whole day, but it's 3pm here in the future and this is my last bit of admin before I head out the door.

TPBM will drink a pint of cider on my behalf as I still have another fecking week of Ocsober to go.

Having had an awesome first burn this year, I am already formulating my grumpy musings along that very line for next year.

TPBM managed to sign up to Obamacare.

Smugly I am not! Due to enforced sobriety for a work charidee event (sober October, or Ocsober) I have been feeling remarkably(/annoyingly) chipper and well rested these past few weeks.

(p.s. thanks Fishy/Elorrum for props )

TPBM puts your right foot in.

Seems plausible.
TPBM should listen to the new album by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

It's true! My housemate has written it on the shopping list for tomorrow:
TPBM should admit it.

I do (well, most people anyway) but not everyone can tell a good story.

TPBM has some good suggestions for what do to on a beautiful springtime Saturday morning (which tomorrow is looking like being here).

Well, apparently I was re-virginised during a ceremony involving lasers and unicorns and corndogs in a tent I wandered happened into this year at the burn.

TPBM is easy like Sunday morning...

Currently split between reading The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out a Window and Disappeared (Kindle on way to work) and Anansi Boys (hardback at home). Both very good and pretty funny. Have been getting into a lot of Neil Gaiman stuff lately.

You're damn right he does.

TPBM needs to fetch me ice cream.

Yay to Mike moving to Melbourne too

Happy to meet for a pint Tokyo - I've successfully interacted with people with dreadlocks in the past

Welcome to Melbourne! I moved here from the UK last year, having not even visited it on holiday before. It's a fantastic city with loads going on - happy to offer any info/advice you'd like. I also went to the burn for the first time this year along with a few eplaya regulars - turtleburp (above), b...

Hey there, I went for the first time this year, part of the excellent Barbie Death Village. My P6 camp mates arrived a few days earlier than me due to my limited holiday time, but I found the trip from Melbourne-LA-Reno-BM pretty straightforward in the end. There are a few ride share sites you can r...

I had one at our camp this year and it was surprisingly good. Took the idea back to a pub in the UK and the landlord has now got it on as a "special"...

I'm not trying to excuse any of the mess that's left at Glastonbury, but it's the same every year and has been since I first went 16 years ago - people leave tents and all sorts of mess when they leave on the Monday. Some initiatives like plastic tent pegs and an improvement in recycling have happen...

Hey JK, thanks

I remember, back in ought and three I reckon, there was so much dust we all thought we had caught the mole eye, on account of licking all them moles you understand.

Was just the dust though.

And was totally way worse than either 2001 or 2012.

In your face bumbleclart and turtlebum.

Well it's no fun in the barrel if there are no hills to roll down.

Well yeah Ymir, II is awesome until you're the one that to get in the bag all the time.

It smells a lot of failed djs.

I may or may not be arranging a "safety" camp option. And an alert whistle.

Is the lotion factor 30 or above?

Yes ma'am

Ah, you can have one if you like.

TPBM is standing on my foot.