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by Conduit
Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:52 pm
Forum: 2016 Rideshares & Resource Sharing
Topic: Barbie Death Village Reno Hotel Deal 2016
Replies: 34
Views: 7184

Re: Barbie Death Village Reno Hotel Deal 2016

Just booked rooms! Thanks Doc!!!
by Conduit
Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:08 pm
Forum: 2016 Rideshares & Resource Sharing
Topic: Looking for roundtrip RV Driver from Los Angeles Area
Replies: 2
Views: 468

Re: Looking for roundtrip RV Driver from Los Angeles Area

I would be interested in discussing this with you further. Do you have definite plans for coming? Where are you coming from? I would drive but would request that my girlfriend come along as well. I'm a third time Burner and she's a second. I'm 38 year old professional who had planned on renting a va...
by Conduit
Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:26 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1007
Views: 194689

Re: your stupid joke here

What do you call four Mexican guys in quicksand?


Cuatro Cinco

p.s. you're welcome...
by Conduit
Mon Jun 23, 2014 3:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm so old I remember when...
Replies: 460
Views: 18270

Re: I'm so old I remember when...

Justin Bieber released his debut EP, My World. It was certified platinum in the United States. He became the first artist to have seven songs from a debut record to chart on the Billboard Hot 100
by Conduit
Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:10 pm
Forum: 2013 Mutant Vehicles
Topic: MV Driver and Law Enforcement
Replies: 11
Views: 1272

Re: MV Driver and Law Enforcement

It's such a bummer that I'm even thinking about this topic but I'm a responsible guy with a good reputation and a career and I don't want to be arrested even if the charges are dropped down the line. The MV that I agreed to drive isn't mine however I been sober for 8 years and will be sober the enti...
by Conduit
Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:39 am
Forum: 2013 Mutant Vehicles
Topic: MV Driver and Law Enforcement
Replies: 11
Views: 1272

Re: MV Driver and Law Enforcement

From the latest Jack Rabbit Speaks: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH OPEN CONTAINER ON MUTANT VEHICLES? Keith, a 7-year art car owner/operator, wrote us a helpful email about operating a mutant vehicle on playa, based on his direct experience (and not all in a good way): "WHAT IS OPEN CONTAINER ON AN ART ...
by Conduit
Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:59 am
Forum: 2013 Mutant Vehicles
Topic: MV Driver and Law Enforcement
Replies: 11
Views: 1272

MV Driver and Law Enforcement

Hey you fuckos, we're almost there!!! Question: I'm driving a MV and am curious about my liability now that we're seeing how strict the law enforcement is this year. So, if I'm driving a the MV and I get pulled over to be searched, what happens if there is someone on the MV in possession of anything...
by Conduit
Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Ask Eric
Replies: 678
Views: 28116

Re: Ask Eric

AND a boyfriend-who's-been-around-for-longer-than-most-people-have-been-married.... And neither of them go. And somehow Eric seems to keep everyone very happy indeed. Starting the fire now... because I'm out of microwave popcorn and since its damn chilly out here I might as well use the fireplace p...
by Conduit
Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:28 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Ask Eric
Replies: 678
Views: 28116

Re: Ask Eric

My wife, who is not going and has been very generous and patient with me in my preparation, is sick and tired of hearing about it and wants this thing to be over with. Any suggestions on how to keep her happy until I leave on Friday? The simple answer would be to shut the hell up about it, but I'm ...
by Conduit
Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:39 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Could my girlfriend hate it?
Replies: 62
Views: 3626

Re: Could my girlfriend hate it?

Two time burner with a serious new girlfriend as of June. She 'doesn't get it' and isn't particularly interested in coming, but is willing to join a few days as it means a lot to me. Bad idea? Granted, I didn't get it before going either. From my point of view, burning man is about the funnest thin...
by Conduit
Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:24 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Road to the Hof?
Replies: 22
Views: 936

Re: Road to the Hof?

Are these the secret directions to Mr. David Hasselhoff's house? HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT!!! THANK YOU PLAYA, YOU DO PROVIDE!!!!!
by Conduit
Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Ask Eric
Replies: 678
Views: 28116

Re: Ask Eric

Eric - I'll be greeting on a naked shift. How many Viagra pills should I take?
by Conduit
Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Ask Elliot
Replies: 99
Views: 4389

Re: Ask Elliot

Elliot wrote:
Conduit wrote:...
Thanks Elliot! OK to make you feel better... How much Preparation H does a guy your age need to haul to the playa?

Thanks for asking.
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BRAVO!!!!!
by Conduit
Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Ask Elliot
Replies: 99
Views: 4389

Re: Ask Elliot

Elliot - how do you think this will work as flooring in my costco carport? I have a cheap canvass from harbor freight that has no grommets. I want to secure it to the playa. I bought some 8" galvanized nails and 2" diameter washers. I thought I would place one washer under the canvas and ...
by Conduit
Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Ask Elliot
Replies: 99
Views: 4389

Re: Ask Elliot

Elliot - how do you think this will work as flooring in my costco carport? I have a cheap canvass from harbor freight that has no grommets. I want to secure it to the playa. I bought some 8" galvanized nails and 2" diameter washers. I thought I would place one washer under the canvas and o...
by Conduit
Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:43 pm
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: I HATE planning what foods to bring to the playa!
Replies: 55
Views: 3662

Re: I HATE planning what foods to bring to the playa!

For a more enjoyable shopping experience I wear a red cape, go at night. cover my cart in El wire and use the one that looks like a race car for hauling kids. If I really want to liven up the experience, I make race car engine noises and skid sound effects while making sharp turns around the corners.
by Conduit
Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:18 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: Camps safe for recovery folks
Replies: 13
Views: 1306

Re: Camps safe for recovery folks

Well I certainly understand wanting a safe place to go where you find people you trust to encourage you to take good care of yourself. This is what everybody needs out there, gosh, the environment can kill you faster than alcohol ever will. And I understand that remaining sober where you can see ot...
by Conduit
Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:43 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
Replies: 960
Views: 37553

Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?

theCryptofishist wrote:Ah, the other "lady fingers".



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i sure wish I had thought of that!!!!! Good on you Crypto!!!
by Conduit
Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:36 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
Replies: 960
Views: 37553

Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?

Done... labia shaped spam finger food. See you guys soon!
by Conduit
Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:52 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
Replies: 960
Views: 37553

Re: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?

Would any of you fuckos eat spam if I slice it and cook it to golden perfection? I grew up in Hawaii so I was raised on the stuff but am not sure if you'll like it. my other option is pickled labia.
by Conduit
Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:58 pm
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: El Wire & Glowing Ball Questions
Replies: 2
Views: 677

Re: El Wire & Glowing Ball Questions

Hey Peeps, Super excited for the burn this year! A few questions about El Wire and glowing balls. I'm building a big glowing staff for Burning Man. The staff will be wrapped in El Wire and have a glowing ball at the top. My questions: 1) How do I extend El Wire so it's longer than 9 feet? Do I sold...
by Conduit
Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Ask Eric
Replies: 678
Views: 28116

Re: Ask Eric

Ok Eric this is question is going to strain your brain...

Why are people posting ticket wanted ads when there are at least 10 tickets for sale on the tickets offered thread? This is keeping me up at night.
by Conduit
Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Last Night...
Replies: 26
Views: 901

Re: Last Night...

Conduit....LOL I wish I knew how I ended up in the bowels of hell!!! Yes, the heat is unbelievable...but thankfully I *hear* the playa will be in the 80's day and 50's night. Thinking about extending this trip!!! Hope to meet ya on the playa! MSJ Me too, I'll be at the M&G. I'll be the guy with...
by Conduit
Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Last Night...
Replies: 26
Views: 901

Re: Last Night...

msj2u wrote:Same here, Conduit....

Moved from the beach to the IE and it does suck!!!!

MSJ



MSJ - WTF with the fact that the temperature in the IE has been the same or hotter than the playa lately??? I grew up in Kona HI and now live in Riverside. I wouldn't choose me as a life coach!!! LOL
by Conduit
Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:17 am
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: changes to the FIGJAM's evaporative cooler design
Replies: 42
Views: 5947

Re: changes to the FIGJAM's evaporative cooler design

"I soldered the pump and fan by combining them together and then put a 12 volt socket at the end which has a red indicator light and a built in 8 amp fuse." I learned the hard way that this will not work if you are useing the Harbor Freight solar pump. The solar pump is 7v and the battery ...
by Conduit
Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:11 pm
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: cooling your tent or van
Replies: 4069
Views: 848812

Re: cooling your tent or van

unjonharley wrote:my voltage step down has a pole switch.



Are you flirting with me?
by Conduit
Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:08 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Last Night...
Replies: 26
Views: 901

Re: Last Night...

I live near one of the members of the SF Board of Supervisors, and am friendly with him. One day I'm walking by him & his girlfriend & he just starts asking about my trip to the playa this year. Turns out he's gone a couple times too. Yay for SF politicians! God (can also be pronounced Eric...
by Conduit
Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:01 pm
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: cooling your tent or van
Replies: 4069
Views: 848812

Re: cooling your tent or van

FIGJAM wrote:Put the pump in the bucket with a gallon of water and do the touch test again.

One way will pump twice as much water and it will be obvious. 8)



Thank you good sir! I'll let you guys know how it goes...
by Conduit
Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Last Night...
Replies: 26
Views: 901

Re: Last Night...

Should I deliver freshly baked cookies to her to as a peace offering? I would be naked of course... Hahaha! But, Hell No! You could actually get a ticket for that. Or, even worse, you could possibly have to register as a sex offender for Indecent Exposure. Though, tight tight tight booty shorts und...
by Conduit
Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:34 pm
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: cooling your tent or van
Replies: 4069
Views: 848812

Re: cooling your tent or van

I have the harbor freight solar pump and I'd like to connect it to my deep cycle battery. That being said the solar pump is 7v and the battery is 12v so I bought a voltage reducer. Do you happen to know which of the wires in the power cord of the pump is positive and which is negative? One is blue ...

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