Umm.. ever think of pairing up with a stateside camp or two and forming a village? It would seem that you have a lot of infrastructure to offer a smaller (local) camp(s) and they could assist you with your logistical needs..

Or am I oversimplifying everything?

Chowski wrote:Not Mormons! Anything but Mormons.

At least they won't take your last beer, or drink the last cup of coffee...

...and where the hell am I going to find a virgin in BRC for ritualistic sacrifice?

Does nobody think these things through?

I am.... underwhelmed.

I give this a hearty "meh."

"Larry's Mortgage Payment"

I stole this off the BM Reddit, but it does a pretty good job demonstrating the need for proper (forward) loading of trailers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jk9H5AB4lM

While we are soliciting towing advice,

I would like to ask my fellow ePlayans their thoughts about using light truck (LT) tires in place of trailer (ST) tires.

ygmir wrote:I've yet to find anyone not offended by my "crocs with socks"

"Crocks with socks" is not offensive. It is a wonder of engineering that provides warmth AND ventilation.
I believe it was created by the fine people at NASA.

I'm not a Doctor, but I play one on ePlaya,

It would seem to me that you have a terrible case of brain cloud.

unjonharley wrote: I do not give a rats anal canal about the wait.. The alert is for a lost person ... If you do not have brain enough to sleep instead of driving go fuck yourself and stay home and off the road..

Stop hogging all of the common sense. You know there isn't enough to go around.

So. Much. Stupidity.

I really don't know where to begin.

The whole live stream crew did an outstanding job this year. I especially liked the narration by MotorbikeMatt.

A tremendous "Thank You!" to all involved.

Tatonka, you've put me in the mood for some Willie & Co.

Because I'm at work on the east coast, and not in the dust.

It's not the original, but I like it anyway.

Canoe wrote:sigh...
The sound of my tears not falling on the playa.

Should be home.

Canoe, thank you for the moment of inspiration. Time for a classic.

Terrorism at BM? Possibly, but there are much easier targets with more live media coverage. (Remember,one of the purposes of terrorism is to get as much media coverage as possible. This is why the Las Vegas Strip, the Superbowl, or Times Square is a much more attractive target for those people who f...

Pay for a good RV roadside assistance plan. (AAA, Good Sam or whatever)

Captain Goddammit wrote:shows I'm not the smartest motherfucker thar ever lived...

Eh, you probably would have just wasted that money on booze, loose women, and other moral turpitude.

...and who wants to see that.

Captain Goddammit wrote: Fortunately people like A-Rock step it up and bring the "Oh wow!!"

You're no slouch in that department, either, Captain. Your investment of time, talent, and $$$ show.

BOAT : Break Out Another Thousand.

MV : Money Vacuum

BOAT + MV = Spending to rival the federal government.

As a side note,

Get a receipt. This is most definitely business travel for business purposes. You should be able to deduct the cost from your taxes as a business expense.

I've looked into the BRC airport and I just cannot afford the $285 ticket so I'm doing my best to try to find another option. If you know of anyone who can help or other options please share!! I'm open to suggestions. You are newly promoted, and otherwise seem to like your boss and your job. Scrape...

Of course, there is a much simpler solution : Government Cheese. There will be a few here among us who will remember eating "Gubberment Cheese" way back in school or whatever. The kind that came in blocks as long as a Buick, with a U.S. government seal on it. If my memory and calculations are correc...

I will gladly pay $3000, but at that price, I want Larry to personally clean the RV afterwards..

If the guy can do his (already) difficult job in a fair manner (which he seems to do).. I do not give a flying fuck if his family (who will not be seeing much of him during the event) gets a helicopter ride and tour (which was scheduled anyway, so the taxpayer isn't spending anything extra.) I consi...

How do you decide if someone is just argumentative, suffers from OCD or some other form of mental illness, or is simply an ass?

If you make your way to Bali. there is some incredible scuba diving, if that is your thing. I was in Kuta,which another poster said was overrun with Aussie tourists, that was not my experience, but that was also 15 years ago, and off season. It was lovely. Hong Kong is very pricy, and is like a clea...

Next you'll be telling people what they can and cannot buy with their food stamps. No steak and lobster for you! Sadly, I have seen a woman in a fur coat and all sparkly with diamonds pay for a case of lobster with an EBT card. Out of curiosity I followed her to the parking lot where she got in her...

I understand the intent behind the low income ticket program, and it is a great concept.

But honestly, with all of the related expenses, if $200 is going to make or break your trip, you have seriously under-prepared.

Just my .02