You said jerking off....

Anyway, an alternator needs to spin at a fairly high rpm to be efficient. The question would be where you could run it from. You may need to overdrive it to get the rpm necessary.

I like the generator idea...

Can I simply add it to the end of my day? I need about 20 hours of awake time to do all the things I need to during my day. Which is why I love the Playa: it's my two week vacation. That I work.

Damn...

Tpbm would ride in a bobsled if given the chance

I keep hearing this premise that you shouldn't shit in the RV toilet. Maybe my RV is special, but with a full dose of the blue formaldehyde chemical In the tank, there is never any smell in the RV. None. And being able to take a clean private shit in the morning after coffee and then clean up for t...

A hat? A broach? A pterodactyl?
Tpbm knows what movie that line is from.

Tis true....I've only been in snow a handful of times. Not that I don't like the idea, but a warm day on the beach is preferable.

Tpbm lives somewhere warm

No, but Id run with the bulls anytime.

Tpbm knows what the king of the hammers is. Without using Google

Sign me up

Every year prior to this, I have been camped no further than E street, and within :15 minutes of 9:00. It was important to me to be "where the action was". This year, due to the heavily restricted camping rules, We camped on H & 8:15. I was so bummed on arrival, but since we had no options,and were ...

I can hardly even dance

Tpbm has a craving for good mexican food..

96% here. Im not much of a mopar guy, so those were the ones I missed. Building a 53 Buick Roadmaster convertible at the moment. Been a 14 month build, and its not done yet. But in my defense, it started as a 2 door hardtop. So the conversion took a lotta time. The donor convertible was a rust bucke...

I was part of largish camp from 06 through 12. Just like everyone else's, it started small, and grew to about 25. Thats when it started to become a pita. The wife and I left this year, and camped with two good friends from our town. It was the best time we have ever had. I petsonally want to spend m...

Better that than catching an std
Tpbm loves technology

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination

You want to see the worst in people, look no further than incarceration. I saw guys get their heads busted in for not keeping quiet during a ball game. You check the bulb in your cell each time before you turn it on because someone with a beef against you might have separated the bulb from the socke...

Hey mike, buy it from the ins company and make an mv outta it. Ill buy the interior for my 96 ram

Zip tie you car key to a brake line under the car. No one will know where to look, and it will never fall off unlike those magnetic hide-a-key boxes.

I am and its in my pants

Tpbm is planning a trip

I keep all the shop manuals to cars ive owned and then sold.

Ive always wanted to do a bike sting. I have a kona dh bike that would be great bait.

I wont do a bike sting because I dont trust myself not to open a can of whoop-ass on whoever tried to take it.

It was me in the sitting room with a candelabra...

Tpbm knows what weep holes are

Elliot, when will you be around so cal again? I think you were in ventura last week, but I couldnt make it. Anything in norcal in your future? Would love to wrench with/for you in a race!

No, actually trying to rid myself of a few.

Tpbm loves led lights

I was at the vintage automobile races at Laguna Seca many years back. The picture above reminds me of a 3 wheeled racecar that had a harley engine mounted in front of the front wheels.

Wait. I cant live on the playa? When did this happen?

No, but I lived on a street called Via Esperanza. Close...

Tpbm is avoiding buying halloween candy for fear of eatiing it all...

I suffer from dé ja poo...

The odd feeling you have heard someones shit before...

Giant George, the worlds tallest dog.

Welcome to eplaya, abkiwi. You're the one that made the comment about race. I would like a clue about that. Burning man takes a lot of effort. The description you got sucks. I'm painfully shy, but always curious about people. I meet interesting people just through craigslist or car ads all the time...

Check out your local community or UC campus in June.

UCSB has thousands of abandoned bikes, most of which are more than playa ready as they sit.

Hey Elliot... Sure thats a 63 biscayne? Sure looks like a 64. ... Well, I called it the Belchfire 500. But you had to make me go thru a whole file cabinet drawer, didn't you. Yes, it was a 1964. And I paid $425 for it, not $300. Considering I bought it on 02 November 1987, I figured I remembered cl...