Too late, captain. That cute couple was there last year. I taped it shut and taped cardboard all around the front and down to the ground. Eplaya turned me on to rinsing with Calgon after giving it a blow job. (Yes, we're in love.). One week after our exodus, it was at the Ranchero Roundup in Leavenw...

Here's one way to find me at Barbie Death Camp. My tow rig. A 1968 Ranchero GT. We'll be at 6:30 and E this year, on E just out from the main Barbie Death Camp corner. It's been my hauler for 25 years now. This photo is from SOAK, the Oregon Regional burn, where it's green and we need Foxfur to get ...

I used N95 3M masks last year, but fashionably decorated by testing fabric scraps on hand for breath porosity, then glued pieces over the masks with the glue just around the edges. I cut a dart (wedge) in the fabric so it would conform better. A pretty homemade mask ups the gifting potential. I smok...

If you hang on to your past fashionable clothes long enough, they will be fashionable again. So once again I can wear my 30 year old male belly dance outfit. Back then it was a great way to hang out with scantily clad women with my wife watching (and dancing). I'm thinking it might work again. If th...

I go by the moniker of Malachite, the green stone that is soft, but poisonous if ground into a powder. At age nine, I cut my first stones and still enjoy working with rocks. But when I was six, gardening became my first hobby of many to come. This fascinating world is full of so many things to learn...