If I were Utah, I wouldn't tax.... For a few years. Then BLAMO!!! 25% tax.

No! Mooserider, no glitches!

See you in the dust man!

Ugly Dougly wrote:Aerosolization of a Human Norovirus Surrogate, Bacteriophage MS2, during Simulated Vomiting
This will be on the test.

Oh, DUDE! Too sexy!

Last Friday 217.2 This Friday 209.4

And Redundancy!

I'm there with you Token. It is truly an American thing. However, being an American, it's my thing and I'm happy about it! That said; The 1100 sqft Townhouse next to mine was just sold. It was purchased by 3 Indian couples. They seem perfectly happy crammed into a house that I feel is too small for ...

I actually like how this event really makes no excuses about its resource consumption. Let's get real here, if you or anyone were actually serious about "environmental impact" outside of the effects on the playa itself, you wouldn't attend. You wouldn't "participate" in this yearly sacrifice on thi...

I am not mooping up any frogs! No way! No how! I'll pick pieces of glitter out of the dust for hours before I pick up one rotting frog!

I can't hunt this year, It's only my second year, but it is quite a relief not to be the hunted. It'll be better next year anyway when I get my tags.

Met a woman maned Pilar who could swallow her tongue in the Side-Show tent on the Esplanade. Made out with a girl in a dome so filled with fog we could barely see each other. Don't know her name. Flew in a plane over the city and did a vertical dive for about 2000 ft. It broke me of my fear of rolle...

Why do you think I like it so much!

TPBM Is feeling overwhelmed and underwhelmed at the same time right now.

Well, I'm headed into my second burn with no illusions of superdom. I am planning on contributing a little bit more and I'm planning an art project for next year. Aside from that, I'm trying to keep a level head and not overcommit.

Here; Let me just hijack your ticket beg with my ticket beg...

VultureChow wrote:I've nearly perfected my RealPlaya™ camo pattern.

If that were a real thing I'd be PMing you for pricing!

zeigen wrote:I want to be EATEN by bugs.'

Fixed it for you.

I hid by digging a trench 2 ft wide 2.5 feet deep and 6.5 feet long; lying on my side and pulling the playa in over me. People laughed when I brought a snorkel to the playa, but I won!!!

Yes, but as long as it doesn't rain and flood the subways again. Last year was hell. It was hysterical listening to all the rubes talk about how quickly the playa "dried up" if they only new that it was just draining into the subway system wreaking havoc on travel. It was infuriating!

Simon of the Playa wrote:lets see...

3 first time posters all join within one hour of each other then proceed to only comment on each others threads.
nice try fucko's but seriously, hows that working out for you...

Multiple personality disorder?

Apparently, according to this paper, octopuses are aliens!

Eric? Where are you? Your replies on this thread are among my favorite things to read on this site. Why, oh why have you forsaken us?

You need water for mosquitoes.

I have a friend with a very Italian last name who twice married a woman born in China. He spent over 5 years of his life in mainland China as well. He always brings in the most vile foods to sample. After 12 years, I long ago realized that it wasn't worth my time. His wife Imports "delicacies" and e...

I carry my GPS with me. I kept it running and have a track of my travels from last year.Being able to look back and see where i went is really kind of cool. I also put all of the ESD and Porto-potties in it, both of which cam in hand when I ran into people in need (and once when I was out past Embra...

Try it dude! You can be the test case. Enjoy your trip to jail.

mrchiff wrote: Even if there was a magic time everybody would then aim for that time and then it would be unmagic.

Truer words have never been spoken!

Captain Goddammit wrote:who knows what will be next!

SPACE PLANES!!!!

"I don't know" is the only honest answer. If it rains Sunday, Monday will be hell. If it rains Monday, he'll be waiting until Tuesday. I have to say, your burn starts when the traffic slows down enough to get out of your car and talk to your traffic neighbors. That can happen anywhere along the rout...

skippy3k wrote:Should we really be discussing this on eplaya? I don't want to have to deal with everyone and their cousin on the platforms this year.

Oh crap! I thought this was the private Infrastructure page on the board.

GreyCoyote wrote:To the asshat(s) who replaced the route brochures on the 6'oclock Subway platform with something a little more creative: thanks.

Didn't I give you a real one before I swapped them out? Sorry, my bad.

I have a few names and addresses for the list!!! I solicited them 6 months ago, but only got 4. I'll add them to your list.