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by Christian The Jew
Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:31 am
Forum: Tickets Discussion
Topic: Vehicle pass help
Replies: 7
Views: 586

Re: Vehicle pass help

Hitch a trailer on!
by Christian The Jew
Thu Mar 23, 2017 5:57 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Newbie from Minnesota donchaknow
Replies: 11
Views: 841

Re: Newbie from Minnesota donchaknow

Greetings! I'm from Minneapolis, and there is a substantial burner community here. There's a meeting at Morissey's Pub in Uptown, every other Wednesday or so. I haven't been yet, but I'm going to after the ticket sale. Gods willing, I will get that sweet sweet golden ticket. My first year, I went wi...
by Christian The Jew
Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:54 am
Forum: Art Theme
Topic: 2017 Art Theme: Radical Ritual
Replies: 130
Views: 15259

Re: 2017 Art Theme: Radical Ritual

I believe radical rituals include blood sacrifice, virgin burnings, and mass orgies. Sooooo.... Burning man as usual? Theme doesn't bother me, going to BM is itself a radical ritual. What does bother me is if the Man is caged in that building.
FREE THE MAN!!
by Christian The Jew
Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:31 am
Forum: 2015 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Zowies! 800 buckaroonies
Replies: 44
Views: 1940

Re: Zowies! 800 buckaroonies

Sooooo... If someone wants to buy a presale ticket to guarantee entrance into BRC, that same person could also buy main sale tickets and then sell the presale ticket to another burner? is that kosher?
by Christian The Jew
Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:47 am
Forum: 2015 Theme
Topic: 2015 Theme Announced
Replies: 69
Views: 5361

Re: 2015 Theme Announced

Seems like someone has been watching too much "American Horror Story: Freakshow." LOL
by Christian The Jew
Fri Sep 05, 2014 7:00 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Best bar this year
Replies: 58
Views: 3311

Re: Best bar this year

I had a good blackout at the Celtic Castle. Loved having my drinks poured by Irish people. They don't hold back.
by Christian The Jew
Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:49 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Exodus 2014 - how long did it take you?
Replies: 76
Views: 4161

Re: Exodus 2014 - how long did it take you?

Exodus was a cake walk.

Left about 2 o'clock on Monday. Half an hour wait before hitting the pavement.
by Christian The Jew
Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:44 am
Forum: 2014 Tickets Discussion
Topic: The Atomic Fireball Candy!
Replies: 25
Views: 1607

Re: The Atomic Fireball Candy!

LittleJack wrote:I love atomic fireballs!...
I plan to enjoy it on August 9th, which is the weekend I'll be doing my final prep, food purchasing, and staging.


August 9th... The Day we dropped Fat Man on the Japanese subsequently ending WW2.

Enjoy that Atomic Fireball :wink:
by Christian The Jew
Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:07 am
Forum: 2014 Tickets Discussion
Topic: The Atomic Fireball Candy!
Replies: 25
Views: 1607

The Atomic Fireball Candy!

What do we do with the Atomic Fireball candy?

I've read some people eat it right as they get it. Some people save it until they reach the Main Gate.
by Christian The Jew
Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:44 am
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Deodorant!
Replies: 62
Views: 7732

Re: Deodorant!

bump bring some baking soda. Pour a little in your hand and just a little bit of water. Mix it together until it forms a paste. Rub your hands together and then rub your armpits. You will still sweat, but you won't stink. Stuff works great. Since junior high school I've used plain baking soda. Arm ...
by Christian The Jew
Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:38 am
Forum: 2014 Tickets Discussion
Topic: When is the appropriate time to panic about missing tickets?
Replies: 36
Views: 1957

Re: When is the appropriate time to panic about missing tick

I was freaking out about ticket stuff, but I got my email last Wednesday, it's supposed to be at my door by today.

I'd say the time to freak out would be by late* next week.
by Christian The Jew
Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:40 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Has there ever been a Catholic Mass on the playa?
Replies: 60
Views: 8057

Re: Has there ever been a Catholic Mass on the playa?

Never say never.... I have attended many a Catholic mass on the battlefield where the priest used a 55 gal. drum, the hood of a jeep or a stack of ammunition boxes as the alter and these we were located a long-long way from a sanctified church. You sound like you were fighting in the hell torn jung...
by Christian The Jew
Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:34 am
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: Glass Bottle MOOP?
Replies: 35
Views: 2505

Re: Glass Bottle MOOP?

I'm bringing glass. I can/jar my own produce so I'm bringing canned cooked venison, tomato soup, green beans, peaches, tomatoes, salsa, pickled peppers, and jam to the playa. To reduce the MOOP effect if something DOES shatter en route, I'm going to put each jar inside of a Ziploc bag. Open jar, po...
by Christian The Jew
Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:39 pm
Forum: 2014 Art & Performance
Topic: Temple building drama?
Replies: 185
Views: 7807

Re: Temple building drama?

I was joking.

Jeeeez.

I didn't realize things were so serious.

Why so sewious???
by Christian The Jew
Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:13 am
Forum: 2014 Art & Performance
Topic: Temple building drama?
Replies: 185
Views: 7807

Re: Temple building drama?

Simon of the Playa wrote:one last thing, after re-reading this thread i was doubly convinced of this.

Christian the Jew baited and goaded this on.


See. Nothing changes. We're always the scapegoats for everything from World Wars to eplaya arguments.
by Christian The Jew
Wed Jul 02, 2014 1:21 pm
Forum: 2014 Art & Performance
Topic: Temple building drama?
Replies: 185
Views: 7807

Re: Temple building drama?

Lol Simon, are you this grumpy on the playa? Just wondering cause I'll steer clear ;)
by Christian The Jew
Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:54 am
Forum: 2014 Art & Performance
Topic: Temple building drama?
Replies: 185
Views: 7807

Re: Temple building drama?

Rock on, dude. I just wanna watch this battle in the dome.
by Christian The Jew
Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:14 am
Forum: 2014 Art & Performance
Topic: Temple building drama?
Replies: 185
Views: 7807

Re: Temple building drama?

Pleeeease lemme know if you're gonna take it to the dome!
by Christian The Jew
Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:10 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Burning Man Destroyed My Life
Replies: 57
Views: 10003

Re: Burning Man Destroyed My Life

This was an amazing read. I hope I get to see you and give ya a hug at the Caravansary.
by Christian The Jew
Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:04 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Room onboard bus from Madison WI
Replies: 6
Views: 460

Re: Room onboard bus from Madison WI

I'm from Minneapolis and this sounds like a killer ride. But I already have one planned with a few friends. If not I'd take you up on it, in a heartbeat!
by Christian The Jew
Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:59 am
Forum: 2014 Art & Performance
Topic: Temple building drama?
Replies: 185
Views: 7807

Re: Temple building drama?

:shock: Look what I've started! This is how we settle things like burners. Please let me announce the Dome battle! :mrgreen:

I'll be wearing a blue jumpsuit with a 58 on the back. :wink:
by Christian The Jew
Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:36 am
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: Glass Bottle MOOP?
Replies: 35
Views: 2505

Re: Glass Bottle MOOP?

I'm gonna keep an eye on the stash and make sure its disposed of properly. And share my Nuka-colas with those who appreciate an ice cold radioactive beverage in the harshness of the desert. Keep an eye out for the guy in the Blue jumpsuit with the number 58 on the back. ;) And Figjam, I'll make ya m...
by Christian The Jew
Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:09 am
Forum: 2014 Art & Performance
Topic: Temple building drama?
Replies: 185
Views: 7807

Re: Temple building drama?

You two! In the THUNDERDOME! NOW!
by Christian The Jew
Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:08 am
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: Glass Bottle MOOP?
Replies: 35
Views: 2505

Glass Bottle MOOP?

I was reading around and saw that glass container are not recommended because of the MOOP potential. When glass breaks it does create small fragments that are difficult to dispose of. It kind of throw a damper into my gifting plans as I wanted to bring glass Coke bottles(labels replaced) to share. A...
by Christian The Jew
Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:01 am
Forum: 2014 Art & Performance
Topic: Temple building drama?
Replies: 185
Views: 7807

Re: Temple building drama?

Jeez, some drama has been building on this temple thread.
by Christian The Jew
Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:57 am
Forum: 2014 Art & Performance
Topic: Temple building drama?
Replies: 185
Views: 7807

Re: Temple building drama?

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:i'm bringing my bull horn to the temple this year because of YOUR POST...





hope you're happy, schmucko...



I'll be at the temple listening for the bullhorn. and will probably laugh hard.
by Christian The Jew
Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:47 pm
Forum: 2014 Theme
Topic: The Man Pavilion
Replies: 30
Views: 2065

Re: The Man Pavilion

TexasRick wrote:Will the souk be disassembled just prior to the Man burn? Otherwise I'm sure radiant heat and flying embers will take it out. Perhaps that is the intent.


Good question. I think we'll have to wait and see. But I would almost bet that the fire from the man would catch on some of the souks.
by Christian The Jew
Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:32 am
Forum: 2014 Art & Performance
Topic: WhyTheNose? is filming the MOST EPIC BURNING MAN VIDEO EVER!
Replies: 28
Views: 1934

Re: WhyTheNose? is filming the MOST EPIC BURNING MAN VIDEO E

Lose yourself to Dance was a good video, and I hope to hear it on the playa this year so I can get my dance on. I can't wait to put one of the noses on. Everytime I see one of the videos with all the people in the clown noses I can't help but smile. It does have an effect of changing ones appearance...
by Christian The Jew
Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:52 am
Forum: 2014 Theme
Topic: The Man Pavilion
Replies: 30
Views: 2065

Re: The Man Pavilion

I highly recommend reading through Larry's essay and the link to The Souk above. I haven't finished reading everything yet, but so far it's been very informative.

Here's a photo of the pavilion: Image
by Christian The Jew
Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:40 am
Forum: 2014 Theme
Topic: The Man Pavilion
Replies: 30
Views: 2065

Re: The Man Pavilion

BBadger wrote:
Christian The Jew wrote:I am excited to experience it. This looks like it's going to be the biggest man yet.


That's what (S)HE said.


LOL!!!! :lol: Too goddamn funny!!

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