It bloody well is beautiful!

But certainly not ugly. All body types have an inherent beauty in them... ^ ^

Commando is usually the best way to go.

Though silk boxers can be very nice...

You must be out there somewhere! :D

I know the perfect location for a good miniburn, I do.

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...I like it.

That's a great idea. ^ ^

I'd be willing to sustain a little pain for the sake of humor.

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I can't do my porta-pottie cam this year? FUCK!

Have a sign saying, "There or may not be a porty-potty cam in this porty-potty." Plant this sign in front of every porty-potty in Black Rock City.

But is it too risqué and/or icky and gross?

The idea is simple: a large banner of the American President, Mr. George Walker Bush,available for urination. Unleash your anti-Republican rage!

Just a thought. :D

We'd also provide funnels if necessary. :p

I smashed a TV by dropping it from great heights once... Well, today...

And I mooned a janitor in roughly the same location some months previous.

That's all for now!

I'm not wearing a shirt right now... Or glasses... Or deodorant...

I'd agree that the Pantzooka Patrol would definitely be social satire. :D

And satire is definitely good, just so long as it's all in good fun. ^ ^

Heyas! I'm Gavin, and I'm an aspiring burner. ^ ^ I'm only fifteen, and, sadly, I am not blessed with adults willing to accompany me to a festival of Burning Man's... type. But, I'm optimistic, and, come three years or so, I will most definitely come and participate. :D The reasons I'm coming to Bur...