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by Partypants
Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:49 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 17890

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

Once the decision is made to put up a chain link fence or any other forced deterrent, it will be too late to "suggest" other options. Once it's done next year, it will be permanent. They won't say nobody has died in a fire for 5 years, let's try it again without the fence. You can stick your head in...
by Partypants
Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:06 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 17890

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

So I guess I should have known better than to think this site could have a purpose besides snark and contradiction. But I couldn't imagine anyone would prefer what happened with this years burns as opposed to what was planned. (Yes, enjoy yet another softball opening for more snark and contradiction...
by Partypants
Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:55 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 17890

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

Ratty wrote:Thank you. That would be me and over 700 other volunteers. I'll thank you to leave my nether regional parts out of future discussions. Your apology is accepted.
Wow. Just wow.
by Partypants
Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:53 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 17890

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

Are you still alive? God damn child proof bottles... Boy if I would have just been cool like you I would have learned that burnier entitles dooshy ignorance. Keep sucking on the poison dicks, he who can't read and suggests poison to people that can. EDIT; And NICE editing out of how long you've bee...
by Partypants
Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:39 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 17890

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

And as soon as someone that actually WORKED the temple burn reads what I wrote and thinks I was saying ANYTHING derogatory towards them, they will have my apologies. (But I'm guessing those people can read).
by Partypants
Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:26 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 17890

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

Partypants I was with you right up till then. The BLM said 'NO Temple burn'. The Borg said, 'We'll get volunteers'. The BLM said, 'No. They must be trained'. The borg put out a call to all departments for 'all the volunteers you can send'. Over 700 showed up. After a quick training session they sto...
by Partypants
Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:39 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 17890

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

AGAIN, I DON'T NEED SAFETY! Safety 33 1/3 I say! But I also don't WANT a fucking trash fence 5' high around the burns like the temple this year! Nor do i think it's right to have every swinging dick and clit in a kilt with their back to the burn because of "possibilities". I appreciate the snark thi...
by Partypants
Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:25 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 17890

Re: A solution to suicides at burns

Ahhh the subtle nuances between snark and dooooosh... When the time to actually read someone elses thought is superseded and bypassed by the need to prove one's egotistical ignorance to all. Thank you so much for making us notice you Admiral Suckabagofdicks!
by Partypants
Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:07 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 17890

Re: A solution to suicides at burns

I'm not suggesting a ladder rope around BRC. Just around the burns. (The man, temple etc.). Otherwise, why stop at BRC? Build a rope ladder wall around the U.S.A. Make suicides suck again could be our slogan! Nope, just around the "burns".
by Partypants
Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:50 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 17890

A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

I don't think it's been suggested (sorry if I missed it if wrong), but what about a 15' wide rope grid? Think a rope ladder to climb to a pirates mast or the tires used for football training where they have to step in each tire hole or fall down. Make the holes 2' square (or better yet varied) and s...
by Partypants
Wed Jun 28, 2017 9:01 am
Forum: Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: Is placement done?
Replies: 38
Views: 3507

Re: Is placement done?

Hey Trilobyte, you have my blessings to change the thread name to So where is everyone's placement? Or some semblance of the sort.
by Partypants
Tue Jun 20, 2017 1:13 pm
Forum: Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: Is placement done?
Replies: 38
Views: 3507

Re: Is placement done?

Watch your feet, FWIW, I wasn't doing a theme camp for placement. I was doing a theme camp to have a bar, gong show and Playdidarod races (creating vibrant interactivity). But there's a lot of building/work/etc. involved and without early entry/a spot to build it, some if not most won't be possible ...
by Partypants
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:30 am
Forum: Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: Is placement done?
Replies: 38
Views: 3507

Re: Is placement done?

Ok, I just looked at every newsletter going back to May 25th again and saw nothing regarding anything that would give a clueless one a clue to a clue. What does it say and when did you get an "unofficial" clue? Again, not too concerned with where, just if we will actually get placement and thus the ...
by Partypants
Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:11 am
Forum: Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: Is placement done?
Replies: 38
Views: 3507

Re: Is placement done?

Thanks, first time with placement and had no clue. It's not even a question of placement so much, I just wanted to find out if our camp was going to be accepted as there's a whole lot more work to do if it is with what we proposed. Kinda sucks that they would leave ya hanging regarding that aspect.
by Partypants
Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:16 pm
Forum: Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: Is placement done?
Replies: 38
Views: 3507

Is placement done?

Sorry if the information is somewhere, I couldn't find anything. We applied for a new theme camp this year and have not heard anything yes or no. Are we S.O.L. or is there still a possibility of getting an email soon? thanks.
by Partypants
Sun Sep 21, 2014 6:18 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: any undercover run-ins?
Replies: 63
Views: 6270

Re: any undercover run-ins?

About half of the BLM I saw driving past me this year were either going 10 -15 mph, wearing no seat belt or both. When politely reminded of these safety measures, most just laughed at me but a few buckled up. Id like to think I saved some lives.
by Partypants
Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:12 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Plug n plays running amuk
Replies: 593
Views: 48179

Re: Plug n plays running amuk

Pitchforks seem a mite Frankensteinesque. May I suggest our art community doing some nice murals on their otherwise artless fiberglass fences? Perhaps a simple gift of a table with some spray paints and a sign saying please help beautify us!
by Partypants
Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:03 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Plug n plays running amuk
Replies: 593
Views: 48179

Re: Plug n plays running amuk

Prereflections... In a few years when the 1%ers can't get enough tickets because the sherpas of the sherpas are getting most of the tickets to help the sherpas set up the p&ps, we'll all look back on these times of innocence and growth and have a good chuckle.
by Partypants
Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:52 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Plug n plays running amuk
Replies: 593
Views: 48179

Re: Plug n plays running amuk

Isn't a motorized trash fence within the orange trash fence redundant, and thus duplicating the original trash fence twice, making it in essence a trash fence within a trash fence, while ultimately creating what one could only call a trash fence squared?
by Partypants
Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:02 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Plug n plays running amuk
Replies: 593
Views: 48179

Re: Plug n plays running amuk

You sure do waste a lot of time telling people they're wasting they're time because it's not done the way you say it should be done. So sorry to mellow your little burner board. Quite honestly I have to believe that more than one org. member reads these "rants". If any heads of any multi million dol...
by Partypants
Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:17 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: What did you learn this year?
Replies: 76
Views: 5295

Re: What did you learn this year?

I learned that a used craigslist bicycle will last EXACTLY 4 1/2 years on the playa. It's speed of death is also in some symbiotic relationship proportionate with the greatest distance you are from your camp. Both of my bikes died within yards and minutes of each other 2:00 and 2:40 pm. (and a mile ...
by Partypants
Mon Sep 08, 2014 1:39 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Gratitude in getting a bike back
Replies: 17
Views: 1586

Re: Gratitude in getting a bike back

I have my key on a retractable key thingamabob. It's about the size of 4 quarters and has a 2' long spring loaded line. I have it safety pinned to the underside of my seat out of site. You can get em on line. Easy peasy. Just don't tell anyone I keep it there.
by Partypants
Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:42 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: '14 cheers and jeers
Replies: 120
Views: 10063

Re: '14 cheers and jeers

Cheers to whoever built OUTPOST #7 out by the trash fence. I was there at around 2 am Thursday morning. They nailed creepy! (Until a guy came in with a pepperoni pizza asking who ordered it), then it just transformed back into plain old wonderful playa preposterousness. Cheers to all the virgins I s...
by Partypants
Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:08 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Bad Behaviour on the Playa
Replies: 142
Views: 13248

Re: Bad Behaviour on the Playa

Radical self expression now includes screaming PARTY! FUCK YEAH! over and over and a darling young couple fucking in the crowd during the temple burn along with cooking hotdogs on the temple embers. All of which I observed. I can deal with a lot of unconsciousness at the best thing I've ever been a ...
by Partypants
Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:54 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Plug n plays running amuk
Replies: 593
Views: 48179

Re: Plug n plays running amuk

"Burning Man is a product. If you dont like that product, dont go. Stop bitching and do something better. Make BM a dim memory of a archeic hippie fest." So if only segways are allowed in two years, and vending and mooping is encouraged, we should just stop bitching and not go? How bout...no? If the...
by Partypants
Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:46 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Plug n plays running amuk
Replies: 593
Views: 48179

Re: Plug n plays running amuk

Well said Lonesome. I got in on Monday, parked my van right before it started to rain and immediately started running from camp to camp covering and securing things. I also started waking up people in larger camps that I needed help protecting their things that would be ruined or blown away, (a coup...

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