No point telling him about the bats. He'll see them soon enough.

As much as I like the idea of the dangling bloody head, I would like to suggest that there be an opportunity for further Tom-defacement, perhaps the chance to give him a sound beating with processed meats, wouldn't that be nice?

I'll bring pink lemonade!

I haven't been to Burning Man in 4 years and I'm gonna be there in 50 days... or is it less? Will I recognize it? Will it recognize me? Will we laugh at the same jokes again, have great morning sex like before? It's so hard to know what to expect after so long... but I'll be in the man's arms again ...

A few years ago, I walked up to a bar (which shall remain unnamed, I guess) and the guy there gave me a bored look and said, "this is a barter bar, you know". He didn't want anything to do with my sequins, even though they were his color. He wouldn't give me a drink, not for a shoulder rub or anythi...