Search found 64 matches
- Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:49 pm
- Forum: 2006 Theme
- Topic: Deposit Futuristic Slogans Here
- Replies: 42
- Views: 17899
- Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:47 pm
- Forum: 2006 Theme
- Topic: And the 2006 theme is....
- Replies: 37
- Views: 14727
I figure that Larry and Co. have come up with a brilliant art-funding idea. Larry wants to build a bigger, badder, bolder hominoid each year in the desert, this requires money... then he figures that if he gets a couple dozen thousand people to help him foot the bill, he'll be able to get SUPER bad-...
- Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:02 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: Playa-slaughter?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 15344
Let's bring and slaughter an emu. A giant, ornery fucking emu. And we can name it, like, George, or something equally superficially symbolic. Then we'll smear blood on our faces and ride around on bikes blasting "Ride of the Valkyries" and we can scream about fucking gooks and shit... Jesus christ. ...
- Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:55 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: What causes your BM flashbacks?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5803
- Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:36 am
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: It's not Bush's fault
- Replies: 55
- Views: 13018
As someone who has been to Cuba, not the Cuba that exists in the sixteen square kilometers of Varadero (though I did visit there, staying illegally in at some strange woman's house I found with the help of a dude on a bike) I can tell you that, denied the market of the US, Cuban Communism will fail ...
- Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:18 am
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: Playa-slaughter?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 15344
I don't think MOOP would be that big an issue, Step One: Lay down a couple layers of tarp under wherever the future meat is living. Step Two: Butcher on top of same. Step Three: Find some sucker volunteer to truck tarp out of site. Step Four: Offer volunteer butchered anus. Step Five: Laugh maniacal...
- Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:10 am
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: Cancel 2006 :: Rebuild New Orleans
- Replies: 31
- Views: 7672
Here's a freakin' idea, how 'bout every stupid-merican out there agrees that the "American Dream" isn't a completely self-centered idea and agrees to pay some fuckin' taxes so there AREN'T ANY MORE POOR PEOPLE so everyone can get the hell out of wherever the hell the next hurricane is going? Oh...wa...
- Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:12 am
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: 2005 Eplaya Meet and Greet
- Replies: 177
- Views: 37385
Had a blast at the Meet n' greet, though I met few actual eplaya-er's. Spent most of my time talking to a wonderful woman named Helena from Ireland who had just happened to wander by and want to take photos of the dying dolls. Met many of the Apokaliptika folk, who were awesome. Krispy Kreme, you ar...
- Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:02 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Send healing thoughts to our fallen friend...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2583
A CBC broadcaster? Does the union know about his condition? How is the strike affecting him financially? We've got a Victoria decompression event coming up soon. I'll pass the word 'bout our fallen commerade, many of the Victoria burners are nurses and may know people in Van. We'll see what we can do.
- Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:53 am
- Forum: 2005 Theme Camps
- Topic: Superstar DJ's
- Replies: 54
- Views: 39387
PLUR: Pedophiles Love Unconcious Ravers. Yay: Burners who happen to spin records a couple of times during the week. Boo: DJ showing up for a set and leaving. Yay: Finding music you like. Boo: Bitching about music you don't. Yay: Breaks. Boo: Trance. Yay: BRC Boo: Real Life. Anyone got a fuggin' glow...
- Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:42 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Critical Tits photography
- Replies: 280
- Views: 106965
Thousands of women, riding publicly through the city is not a "Women Only Event" Critical tits does not celebrate women, or empowerment, or freedom, or even sex. It celebrates tits. You make the choice to take your shirt off, you make the choice to ride publically. If you have a problem with morons ...
- Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:22 am
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: Theme 2006 and Borg2
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3473
The borg2, as I understand, funded Dance Dance Immolation. If you failed to participate in this I weep for your soul and the beauty it will never know. "It's Rainin' Men" by Geri Halliwell thundered in my ears as I vainly attempted to negotiated the complicated maneuvers demanded by the video game. ...
- Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:16 am
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: Thumping Art Cars
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5478
Rules are for pussies. "Ohh...that amazingly beautiful car that someone spent thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours on is playing music I don't care for while it drives around the desert serving free alcohol! There oughtta be a rule! Who can I sue? Where are my wet wipes?" You don't like someon...
- Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:09 am
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: Discovery Channel at BM 2005
- Replies: 172
- Views: 95881
Chai Guy... You do not own your face. You do not own your actions. Anything you do becomes the communal property of everyone who experiences/witnesses your actions, or the results thereof. If some people choose to use this property for their own gain, they have that right. It was your own choice to ...
- Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:57 am
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: So uh, how do you describe Burning Man to people?
- Replies: 101
- Views: 31623
- Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:50 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: Confessions.
- Replies: 2168
- Views: 291545
I confess that I've been having trouble getting to sleep lately 'cause I'm so exicted. I confess that I'm not as prepared as I should be, because I procrastinate. I confess that by this time next week I'll be so hot, dirty, and tired that I'll almost almost want to go home. I confess that I'm worrie...
- Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:48 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: The Bar
- Replies: 88940
- Views: 8307598
- Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:41 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: UTAH rave Busted by SWAT team...video included
- Replies: 87
- Views: 16173
- Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:34 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: How to bust a Rave, American Style..
- Replies: 65
- Views: 12612
- Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:57 am
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: How to bust a Rave, American Style..
- Replies: 65
- Views: 12612
Now Kinetic, we both know that Fonzie was the King of Cool and that none shall live who surpass Him. It's events like this rave bust that make me so very glad that I don't live in the States, which is a shame. The Constitution is, hands down, one of the single greatest acheivements of humanity. The ...
- Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:17 am
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: How to bust a Rave, American Style..
- Replies: 65
- Views: 12612
I doubt very much that no money was changing hands at the gate. The days of the completely pre-ticketed rave died with the waning of the last millenium and a TIME cover story. Did the police and county officials overreact to the situation? Yes, obviously. There are bigger problems than drugs, and wa...
- Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:49 am
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: How to bust a Rave, American Style..
- Replies: 65
- Views: 12612
- Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:39 am
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: toilet paper shortage in 2004
- Replies: 114
- Views: 43239
Perhaps simply NOT provide toilet paper? I mean, we bring our own food already, most of us probably can remember to bring our own tp. This would probably cut down on the malicious tp-orrism that reportedly occurred in '04. I doubt that those individuals who take pleasure from such activities would h...
- Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:07 pm
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: Give me a word... just ONE word...
- Replies: 5797
- Views: 611079
- Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:04 pm
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: Nudity on the Playa
- Replies: 155
- Views: 43331
- Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:28 pm
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: In Your Own Words..................
- Replies: 15
- Views: 8064
- Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:10 am
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: The Bar
- Replies: 88940
- Views: 8307598
- Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:51 am
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: Badger got called out will he meet on thursday?
- Replies: 36
- Views: 11979
Incidentally, making efforts to protect and preserve the ecology of however many square miles of dirt that is actually poisonous to life seems a little poorly thought out. Especially when such efforts are made in the name of people who come to the playa to break land speed records. Also, your "calli...
- Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:44 am
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: Badger got called out will he meet on thursday?
- Replies: 36
- Views: 11979
- Sun Aug 21, 2005 7:49 pm
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: Just what ARE Burning Man's Core Values?
- Replies: 140
- Views: 61391