I figure that Larry and Co. have come up with a brilliant art-funding idea. Larry wants to build a bigger, badder, bolder hominoid each year in the desert, this requires money... then he figures that if he gets a couple dozen thousand people to help him foot the bill, he'll be able to get SUPER bad-...

Let's bring and slaughter an emu. A giant, ornery fucking emu. And we can name it, like, George, or something equally superficially symbolic. Then we'll smear blood on our faces and ride around on bikes blasting "Ride of the Valkyries" and we can scream about fucking gooks and shit... Jesus christ. ...

We just recently got a communication from our rental car company.

"um...how do you get all this dust out?"

cue maniacle laughter

As someone who has been to Cuba, not the Cuba that exists in the sixteen square kilometers of Varadero (though I did visit there, staying illegally in at some strange woman's house I found with the help of a dude on a bike) I can tell you that, denied the market of the US, Cuban Communism will fail ...

I don't think MOOP would be that big an issue, Step One: Lay down a couple layers of tarp under wherever the future meat is living. Step Two: Butcher on top of same. Step Three: Find some sucker volunteer to truck tarp out of site. Step Four: Offer volunteer butchered anus. Step Five: Laugh maniacal...

Here's a freakin' idea, how 'bout every stupid-merican out there agrees that the "American Dream" isn't a completely self-centered idea and agrees to pay some fuckin' taxes so there AREN'T ANY MORE POOR PEOPLE so everyone can get the hell out of wherever the hell the next hurricane is going? Oh...wa...

Had a blast at the Meet n' greet, though I met few actual eplaya-er's. Spent most of my time talking to a wonderful woman named Helena from Ireland who had just happened to wander by and want to take photos of the dying dolls. Met many of the Apokaliptika folk, who were awesome. Krispy Kreme, you ar...

A CBC broadcaster? Does the union know about his condition? How is the strike affecting him financially? We've got a Victoria decompression event coming up soon. I'll pass the word 'bout our fallen commerade, many of the Victoria burners are nurses and may know people in Van. We'll see what we can do.

PLUR: Pedophiles Love Unconcious Ravers. Yay: Burners who happen to spin records a couple of times during the week. Boo: DJ showing up for a set and leaving. Yay: Finding music you like. Boo: Bitching about music you don't. Yay: Breaks. Boo: Trance. Yay: BRC Boo: Real Life. Anyone got a fuggin' glow...

Thousands of women, riding publicly through the city is not a "Women Only Event" Critical tits does not celebrate women, or empowerment, or freedom, or even sex. It celebrates tits. You make the choice to take your shirt off, you make the choice to ride publically. If you have a problem with morons ...

The borg2, as I understand, funded Dance Dance Immolation. If you failed to participate in this I weep for your soul and the beauty it will never know. "It's Rainin' Men" by Geri Halliwell thundered in my ears as I vainly attempted to negotiated the complicated maneuvers demanded by the video game. ...

Rules are for pussies. "Ohh...that amazingly beautiful car that someone spent thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours on is playing music I don't care for while it drives around the desert serving free alcohol! There oughtta be a rule! Who can I sue? Where are my wet wipes?" You don't like someon...

Chai Guy... You do not own your face. You do not own your actions. Anything you do becomes the communal property of everyone who experiences/witnesses your actions, or the results thereof. If some people choose to use this property for their own gain, they have that right. It was your own choice to ...

I met a newbie from North Carolina out on the playa.

We shared a djarum, placed the resultant moop in a film canister, and generally stared around.

"What do you think?" I asked him.

"It's like everything I could never imagine." He replied.

I confess that I've been having trouble getting to sleep lately 'cause I'm so exicted. I confess that I'm not as prepared as I should be, because I procrastinate. I confess that by this time next week I'll be so hot, dirty, and tired that I'll almost almost want to go home. I confess that I'm worrie...

It's so cute, I'm gonna barf.

To barfing! And ducklings! And kittens!

Yes, Utah. As stated in the other thread on this topic, no one in Utah is cool.

[can we get these twin threads combined into one great big pissing contest? I been drinkin' cola all day here just to get ready for this]

stuart...you found a rave that wasn't selling tickets at the door?

The Celocanth rises!

*Digs his party-kid kit out from storage, blows the dust off his candy, and shakes out his phat-pants.*

Anyone know where I can get a decent soother these days?

Now Kinetic, we both know that Fonzie was the King of Cool and that none shall live who surpass Him. It's events like this rave bust that make me so very glad that I don't live in the States, which is a shame. The Constitution is, hands down, one of the single greatest acheivements of humanity. The ...

I doubt very much that no money was changing hands at the gate. The days of the completely pre-ticketed rave died with the waning of the last millenium and a TIME cover story. Did the police and county officials overreact to the situation? Yes, obviously. There are bigger problems than drugs, and wa...

Dude...it's the right to "pursue" happiness. No one actually gets to BE happy. How the hell else are we going to sell all this freakin' Zoloft?

Perhaps simply NOT provide toilet paper? I mean, we bring our own food already, most of us probably can remember to bring our own tp. This would probably cut down on the malicious tp-orrism that reportedly occurred in '04. I doubt that those individuals who take pleasure from such activities would h...

Gnu

I'm gonna go naked 'cause my giant canadian wang hangs down to my knees.

Nothin' says "I get Burning Man" like a huge pork-sword.


ENGARD!

Ridonkulous

Like ridiculous, only even more so.

eg: "This dust storm is freakin' ridonkulous".

Just a test...and a toast to the moogster...and Dr. Thompson.

Incidentally, making efforts to protect and preserve the ecology of however many square miles of dirt that is actually poisonous to life seems a little poorly thought out. Especially when such efforts are made in the name of people who come to the playa to break land speed records. Also, your "calli...

Badger! You fool! Pig-Wrestling is gonna be the next big thing! [at least once this "hip-hop" shit dies out]

I could make you a star! A STAR I tells you!

I dunno about you "participants", but I'm going for the boobies.