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by Driveway
Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:49 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme
Topic: Deposit Futuristic Slogans Here
Replies: 42
Views: 15466

KHAAAANNN!!!!!!
by Driveway
Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:47 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme
Topic: And the 2006 theme is....
Replies: 37
Views: 12980

I figure that Larry and Co. have come up with a brilliant art-funding idea. Larry wants to build a bigger, badder, bolder hominoid each year in the desert, this requires money... then he figures that if he gets a couple dozen thousand people to help him foot the bill, he'll be able to get SUPER bad-...
by Driveway
Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Playa-slaughter?
Replies: 71
Views: 12023

Let's bring and slaughter an emu. A giant, ornery fucking emu. And we can name it, like, George, or something equally superficially symbolic. Then we'll smear blood on our faces and ride around on bikes blasting "Ride of the Valkyries" and we can scream about fucking gooks and shit... Jesus christ. ...
by Driveway
Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What causes your BM flashbacks?
Replies: 25
Views: 4546

We just recently got a communication from our rental car company.

"um...how do you get all this dust out?"

cue maniacle laughter
by Driveway
Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:36 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: It's not Bush's fault
Replies: 55
Views: 10768

As someone who has been to Cuba, not the Cuba that exists in the sixteen square kilometers of Varadero (though I did visit there, staying illegally in at some strange woman's house I found with the help of a dude on a bike) I can tell you that, denied the market of the US, Cuban Communism will fail ...
by Driveway
Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:18 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Playa-slaughter?
Replies: 71
Views: 12023

I don't think MOOP would be that big an issue, Step One: Lay down a couple layers of tarp under wherever the future meat is living. Step Two: Butcher on top of same. Step Three: Find some sucker volunteer to truck tarp out of site. Step Four: Offer volunteer butchered anus. Step Five: Laugh maniacal...
by Driveway
Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:10 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Cancel 2006 :: Rebuild New Orleans
Replies: 31
Views: 5802

Here's a freakin' idea, how 'bout every stupid-merican out there agrees that the "American Dream" isn't a completely self-centered idea and agrees to pay some fuckin' taxes so there AREN'T ANY MORE POOR PEOPLE so everyone can get the hell out of wherever the hell the next hurricane is going? Oh...wa...
by Driveway
Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:12 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: 2005 Eplaya Meet and Greet
Replies: 177
Views: 31011

Had a blast at the Meet n' greet, though I met few actual eplaya-er's. Spent most of my time talking to a wonderful woman named Helena from Ireland who had just happened to wander by and want to take photos of the dying dolls. Met many of the Apokaliptika folk, who were awesome. Krispy Kreme, you ar...
by Driveway
Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:02 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Send healing thoughts to our fallen friend...
Replies: 5
Views: 2242

A CBC broadcaster? Does the union know about his condition? How is the strike affecting him financially? We've got a Victoria decompression event coming up soon. I'll pass the word 'bout our fallen commerade, many of the Victoria burners are nurses and may know people in Van. We'll see what we can do.
by Driveway
Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:53 am
Forum: 2005 Theme Camps
Topic: Superstar DJ's
Replies: 54
Views: 32306

PLUR: Pedophiles Love Unconcious Ravers. Yay: Burners who happen to spin records a couple of times during the week. Boo: DJ showing up for a set and leaving. Yay: Finding music you like. Boo: Bitching about music you don't. Yay: Breaks. Boo: Trance. Yay: BRC Boo: Real Life. Anyone got a fuggin' glow...
by Driveway
Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:42 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Critical Tits photography
Replies: 280
Views: 93785

Thousands of women, riding publicly through the city is not a "Women Only Event" Critical tits does not celebrate women, or empowerment, or freedom, or even sex. It celebrates tits. You make the choice to take your shirt off, you make the choice to ride publically. If you have a problem with morons ...
by Driveway
Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:22 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Theme 2006 and Borg2
Replies: 9
Views: 3009

The borg2, as I understand, funded Dance Dance Immolation. If you failed to participate in this I weep for your soul and the beauty it will never know. "It's Rainin' Men" by Geri Halliwell thundered in my ears as I vainly attempted to negotiated the complicated maneuvers demanded by the video game. ...
by Driveway
Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:16 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Thumping Art Cars
Replies: 14
Views: 4540

Rules are for pussies. "Ohh...that amazingly beautiful car that someone spent thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours on is playing music I don't care for while it drives around the desert serving free alcohol! There oughtta be a rule! Who can I sue? Where are my wet wipes?" You don't like someon...
by Driveway
Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:09 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Discovery Channel at BM 2005
Replies: 172
Views: 89263

Chai Guy... You do not own your face. You do not own your actions. Anything you do becomes the communal property of everyone who experiences/witnesses your actions, or the results thereof. If some people choose to use this property for their own gain, they have that right. It was your own choice to ...
by Driveway
Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:57 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: So uh, how do you describe Burning Man to people?
Replies: 101
Views: 27300

I met a newbie from North Carolina out on the playa.

We shared a djarum, placed the resultant moop in a film canister, and generally stared around.

"What do you think?" I asked him.

"It's like everything I could never imagine." He replied.
by Driveway
Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 235101

I confess that I've been having trouble getting to sleep lately 'cause I'm so exicted. I confess that I'm not as prepared as I should be, because I procrastinate. I confess that by this time next week I'll be so hot, dirty, and tired that I'll almost almost want to go home. I confess that I'm worrie...
by Driveway
Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6731630

Image

It's so cute, I'm gonna barf.

To barfing! And ducklings! And kittens!
by Driveway
Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: UTAH rave Busted by SWAT team...video included
Replies: 87
Views: 13150

Yes, Utah. As stated in the other thread on this topic, no one in Utah is cool.

[can we get these twin threads combined into one great big pissing contest? I been drinkin' cola all day here just to get ready for this]
by Driveway
Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: How to bust a Rave, American Style..
Replies: 65
Views: 9287

stuart...you found a rave that wasn't selling tickets at the door?

The Celocanth rises!

*Digs his party-kid kit out from storage, blows the dust off his candy, and shakes out his phat-pants.*

Anyone know where I can get a decent soother these days?
by Driveway
Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:57 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: How to bust a Rave, American Style..
Replies: 65
Views: 9287

Now Kinetic, we both know that Fonzie was the King of Cool and that none shall live who surpass Him. It's events like this rave bust that make me so very glad that I don't live in the States, which is a shame. The Constitution is, hands down, one of the single greatest acheivements of humanity. The ...
by Driveway
Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:17 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: How to bust a Rave, American Style..
Replies: 65
Views: 9287

I doubt very much that no money was changing hands at the gate. The days of the completely pre-ticketed rave died with the waning of the last millenium and a TIME cover story. Did the police and county officials overreact to the situation? Yes, obviously. There are bigger problems than drugs, and wa...
by Driveway
Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:49 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: How to bust a Rave, American Style..
Replies: 65
Views: 9287

Dude...it's the right to "pursue" happiness. No one actually gets to BE happy. How the hell else are we going to sell all this freakin' Zoloft?
by Driveway
Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:39 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: toilet paper shortage in 2004
Replies: 114
Views: 38363

Perhaps simply NOT provide toilet paper? I mean, we bring our own food already, most of us probably can remember to bring our own tp. This would probably cut down on the malicious tp-orrism that reportedly occurred in '04. I doubt that those individuals who take pleasure from such activities would h...
by Driveway
Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:07 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Give me a word... just ONE word...
Replies: 5797
Views: 519257

Gnu
by Driveway
Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:04 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Nudity on the Playa
Replies: 155
Views: 37422

I'm gonna go naked 'cause my giant canadian wang hangs down to my knees.

Nothin' says "I get Burning Man" like a huge pork-sword.


ENGARD!
by Driveway
Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:28 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: In Your Own Words..................
Replies: 15
Views: 7343

Ridonkulous

Like ridiculous, only even more so.

eg: "This dust storm is freakin' ridonkulous".
by Driveway
Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:10 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6731630

Just a test...and a toast to the moogster...and Dr. Thompson.
by Driveway
Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:51 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Badger got called out will he meet on thursday?
Replies: 36
Views: 10489

Incidentally, making efforts to protect and preserve the ecology of however many square miles of dirt that is actually poisonous to life seems a little poorly thought out. Especially when such efforts are made in the name of people who come to the playa to break land speed records. Also, your "calli...
by Driveway
Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:44 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Badger got called out will he meet on thursday?
Replies: 36
Views: 10489

Badger! You fool! Pig-Wrestling is gonna be the next big thing! [at least once this "hip-hop" shit dies out]

I could make you a star! A STAR I tells you!
by Driveway
Sun Aug 21, 2005 7:49 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Just what ARE Burning Man's Core Values?
Replies: 140
Views: 57790

I dunno about you "participants", but I'm going for the boobies.

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