HEY ZIG ZAG,
LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU. LOOK FOR THE RESIN SASQUATCH ALL BLINGED
OUT AND WEARING FLIRTY LITTLE DANCE SKIRT. HIS NAME IS FRANK. SHADE AND COFFEE ARE ON ME.

HI THERE ZIG ZAG,
I TOO AM FROM MINNESOTA, AND AM COMING FOR MY FIRST TIME. I ALSO
AM SOBER 14 YEARS AND WILL BE CAMPING AT THE ANONYMOUS VILLAGE. PERHAPS YOU WOULD CARE TO COME FOR COFFEE AND CELEBRATE FINALLY MAKING IT TO THE PLAYA.

HELLO NOEL,
I AM COMING TO CELEBRATE MY 61ST BIRTHDAY. SEE YOU AT THE PARTY