They waived the return fee for me. I think the dressing and crutches convinced them ...

I'd prefer to be hogtied and dragged behind a horse until dead if that's not too much trouble.

mayo and brownies do NOT mix ;)

[quote="Isotopia"][quote]They simply wont be enlighted to this subject until they slip and fall off an art car at midnight, suffer a compound leg fracture, and lie there screaming into the night for help. [/quote] Each of which would (or could) constitute an emergency in which case a quick response ...