The Grateful Dead Soldier Field, Chicago 9/29/92

Oh great Law Giver, what is the penalty for removing those little tags on mattresses? All rise. The removal of mattress tags and all such insignia bearing notice of the existence of flame-retardent substances contained within such bedding shall be met with either of the following penalties, applica...

All rise. The petitioner Cowboy Angel come forward. Know all burners by these presents: Know ye that such statutes as pertain to the poking of bearers of white mustaches define penalties not exceeding the following should the mustaches together curl no less then 30 degrees tangential to the septum t...

All rise.

None but the Law Giver shall give the law. The penalty for false assumption and unlawful sooth saying shall be scorn and forced imbibing of bile.

Be seated.

I am the Law Giver. Judgements rendered. Rulings issued. Come to me for law.

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