Ad hominem? Hardly. I don't feel threatened. Certainly my response was not a defense. Merely a response. If I used the incorrect colloquialism, I'm sure you'll forgive that, right? Jesus. The way I see, so far, Stuart....Sour Grapes. No, again. I'm NOT the one who needs verification. It would seem t...

First things first, Stuart. Let me see if I can find my way through your response. "They were under the policy age, without parent or guardian." Your response: "Show me a .pdf of the policy for a private party on private land." No. I'm not the one who needs verification, as I'm not the one who calle...

I strongly appreciate the comparisons between a real war-zone and this so-called "war-zone". Unreal... Nazi's? For crying out loud. A Nazi is merely one who belongs to the Nazi political party. This party still exists. To call someone who's overbearing a nazi is crazy. To call cops nazi's is probabl...

Now, wait a second...

The tribe refuses to allow certain types (or any types) of development, right?

What, they just don't notice that they're all unemployed? They don't get together and do something about it?

I won't be supporting this. Support structures only work for things that will stand.

I'm with you, Joel. No amount of grousing after the fact can change bad planning.

Besides...a BLOG? Man, oh man...

::pours three shots, rolls three joints, and throws three barrels of water in a trailer::

Any takers?

This relgion topic always just cracks me up. To say that religion has no place in business (which is privte) is flat wrong. To say that relgion has no place in public is borderline. To say that the government should have no religious standing is correct. There are only VERY hazy lines between those ...

It's very rare that an event which truly is 100% legal ends up busted up by the cops.

In fact, the cops, generally, don't get involved, even if it's MOSTLY legal. Here are some examples: School....Church....

Mr. Gackaflabberwhatever05? Wow...I didn't think MrGAJ5001 was that much of an tongue twister! No bother... I rub feet, but I don't kiss ass. Agree unconditionally? Yeah right. Allow menstration to be an excuse? Yeah right. I'll be one of the "gents" who isn't pampering anyone, especially moody peop...

Condoms and lube!? Man oh man...that's all you guys ever think about!

=)

Femprods? Hmm....don't know, don't wanna know!

Man the world sucks. This place really has me down, lately. I'm just a peon...workin' for somebody else. The only satisfaction I am allowed is the relief from pressure. My pleasure isn't pleasure, anymore. It's merely absence of pain (that is to say, the absence of extra pain). I think, finally, it'...

All this fucking talk is fucking making fucking fucking a fucking good idea!

::walks in and sits::

I'll take, if you're giving, one shot for each day left before Burning Man!

Let's make it....6 Tequilas....6 Jagers....and 6 Whiskeys!

WHOO! Let's start this off RIGHT!

I'm not even involved, and I'm ready to throw down!

::makes fists, dances about, and rubs nose with thumb::

Put 'yer dukes up!

::shadow boxes::

::Stupid Ass....No one's going to buy that fat man!::

Well...I may not be amazed. It might take a lot to amaze me, anymore. How 'bout:

You'd be enthralled with what this bar allows...

That's a bit more accurate!

=)

::keeps dancing, but this time without hat, shirt, or shoes::

NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE, MY ASS!

Well, then this is only proper...

::holds up a shot::

This one's for Nipples. Let's never forget the ones we lost!

::guzzles::

Hey! Does this Bar allow DANCING?

::shakes hips back and forth, side to side::

Uh! OH YEAH! BOOYEAH!

::points a finger up in the air::

DISCO, BABY!

This is the worst thing I've ever heard...but...at least there's a good slice of Irony!

SELF HELP SECTION!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

That's good comedy!

=)

No questions asked? That's not necessarily true. In fact...I have THREE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU MAY ENTER HERE: 1. What is your name? 2. What is your quest? 3. What is your favorite color? See...that oughta make this scene the most elite and exclusive club around! NOBODY can answer those riddle questio...

OH, I think I get it, now. I thought you were suggesting that she was holding, say, a Jolly Rancher! Now THAT'S the ticket! Then it's all about the hand lick!

But, I think I see where you're goin' with this, now!

::smiles menacingly::

But with some duct tape...

::rubs hands together::

Cross Poster? What the hell? I'm, apparently, not hip to this lingo.

Nipples? A friend?

Lick her in hand? That seems like such a drab place to do any licking.

I wonder...what's in her hand?

Hey! What we need here is a good old fashioned Time Machine!

Okay...off to August 28, 2005!

HAHA!

That's good news: Presently, I'm "pretending" to be working, too. Man...it's great the the boss has this "pretend" internet.

PRETENDING!

::Gasp::

I hope this "faking it" doesn't overlap into other facets of your life!

::Gives a suspect look::

I confess that I am guilty of the following:
Drinking and Smoking.
Constant Horny Status.
Disliking surroundings, but not changing them because I "need" them (or think I need them).

Okay, here's the deal, as far as I can tell... On Thursday, September 1, 2005, starting at 6:00pm, at Barbie Death Camp and Wine Bistro (a part of Whhheee!ville) there will be a Meet and Greet for the people who are posting on the Eplaya (us). I've already asked, and they say that if you post, you c...

::Grabs a few limes and a knife, and gets to work quietly::