So...I photographed a wedding on the Playa a few years back and LOVED IT! I would love to help another couple again with their wedding pictures. Let me know if would like some help. Will exchange for a massage with a happy ending, a one night stand with the groom, beer, booze or just a hug!

You mentioned to a friend that you HAD to say hi to me. I gave you my stick(s) and told you to come back our bar after the burn. I was a little late returning and I am not sure if you came back to find me at the Wet Spot (7:30 & Chance). Sorry if I missed you!

The Wet Spot is searching for photos of a pink bunny molesting the pole at Whiskey and Whores. Anyone with evidence of this filthy act will receive a gift from THE Princess himself! Also searching for a picture of the princess in jail being tranquilized by the sexy PSA agents. Reward may/may not be ...

Perverse acts on the playa a performing art? If it is, count me in!!!