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by CapSmashy
Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:52 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities
Replies: 515
Views: 73775

Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Love, love, love it Kernul.
by CapSmashy
Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Open Letter to ePlaya Contributors
Replies: 18
Views: 2755

Re: Open Letter to ePlaya Contributors

Hush Simon. :)

That starts on page 2.
by CapSmashy
Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:17 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: 2012 Experiences with Police
Replies: 272
Views: 47002

Re: 2012 Experiences with Police

Heard they were being very aggressive past Greeters on opening night/morning.

We were warning everyone at Gate that came through Monday morning to put on their seatbelts, 5mph, no open containers and that the cops were being over zealous.
by CapSmashy
Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:43 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Why the Nose 2012 -- a clown nose video
Replies: 10
Views: 2188

Re: Why the Nose 2012 -- a clown nose video

Hey! Where's my picture! I was standing next to Simon there.
by CapSmashy
Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:11 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: No Entry Quotes? + Exodus
Replies: 17
Views: 4283

Re: No Entry Quotes? + Exodus

What helped on Exodus was a smaller than expected population this year and that exodus looked like it began on Thursday. Our MV captain had to make a Fernley run for parts early Thursday AM and there was a solid line of cars heading south on 447 and hundreds more vehicles streaming out down gate roa...
by CapSmashy
Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:05 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: No Feathers?!
Replies: 210
Views: 30284

Re: No Feathers?!

stew wrote:Ooh, I would have loved to meet her in my gate shift.
Me too. :lol:
by CapSmashy
Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:28 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Oppressive morning bass from Robot Heart and other sounds
Replies: 47
Views: 7535

Re: Oppressive morning bass from Robot Heart and other sound

We were at 4:20 and B and i can not recall having a more quiet and damn near serene burn in my 6 years of going. I'm sure there was loud shit out there, but i never heard it and never had anything music related disturb my sleep. Maybe we were in some kind of weird vortex zone, but even on burn night...
by CapSmashy
Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:06 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Should Camp Finances be Public?
Replies: 129
Views: 34420

Re: Should Camp Finances be Public?

Dontflipmejack: In your whining about this principle and that principle, you left out the ones covering self responsibility. You paid money to a camp to have an experience provided for you. You failed to do your due diligence before whipping out a credit card. And $150? You got out for chump change....
by CapSmashy
Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:10 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: The Man burns in 360 days...
Replies: 16
Views: 2609

The Man burns in 360 days...

TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

NOT ENOUGH TIME!

PLAN ALL THE THINGS!

AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by CapSmashy
Wed Sep 05, 2012 9:56 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: ROOT SOCIETY 2012
Replies: 467
Views: 72065

Re: ROOT SOCIETY 2012

Preach it Dirt Jesus.

So glad we were able to rescue you guys and get you back to Reno.
by CapSmashy
Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Just got an urgent email from a DPW friend!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 1155

Re: Just got an urgent email from a DPW friend!!!

Hahaha... love it.
by CapSmashy
Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:29 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: List of Playa Personality Types
Replies: 96
Views: 16195

Re: List of Playa Personality Types

You know, Foxfur, I know you're pretty an' all, but something tells me you have a really old soul. You're . . . deep. The strapless, bottomless, topless safety orange tends to distract people, but I see the real you. It smells like spam. Spam, and integrity. No Savannah, don't let him fool you like...
by CapSmashy
Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:12 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: On the road again?
Replies: 63
Views: 4717

Re: On the road again?

Trishntek wrote:The Mother Ship should be packed by Noon Wed. and get to Bishop that night. Should arrive BRC Noonish Thursday.
That's our estimated arrival time as well. Look for a big red bus.
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:16 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Medicinal marijuana risk
Replies: 26
Views: 4702

Re: Medicinal marijuana risk

Didn't someone say that once they have reason to search any tent in a camp that whole camp becomes searchable. That's a big headache you're bringing down on everyone--including the first ones you'd ask to bail you out... Some one may have said that, but they would be incorrect. I would love to have...
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:58 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Underwear
Replies: 114
Views: 33781

Re: Underwear

Aw man, someone went and whipped out the banstick.
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:54 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Underwear
Replies: 114
Views: 33781

Re: Underwear

Men don't fight anything like girls. Any self-respecting vagina would have pulled her backwards out of a chair, by her hair and stomped on her face till some man pulled me off cause he couldn't stand the screaming and the blood and as the paramedics tried to treat her I got in some crucial kicks an...
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:50 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Underwear
Replies: 114
Views: 33781

Re: Underwear

LAbatman wrote:Where are you camping at? Lets talk
As stated earlier, I am not a hard man to find on the playa. There's a box next to this post that pretty much tells you everything you need to know.

I can whip out an MS paint sketch for you if you are still not capable of figuring it out.
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:42 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Underwear
Replies: 114
Views: 33781

Re: Underwear

I r disappoint. I did not get a love letter. I guess the part about Salinas Valley is supposed to encourage you to locate and put on your scared face. http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu308/Trouble_pup/ohnoes.jpg I've been putting societal rejects in similar accommodations for the past 25 years. A...
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:33 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: List of Playa Personality Types
Replies: 96
Views: 16195

Re: List of Playa Personality Types

Simon of the Playa wrote:where is angry violent douchebag listed?


because that is SO me....


in spades this year.

Image

(its not a hug)
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:31 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: On the road again?
Replies: 63
Views: 4717

Re: On the road again?

Wheels up Monday morning for the trek in from Texas.
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 9:31 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Disagreement With Pershing County Could Raise 2013 Costs
Replies: 118
Views: 26833

Re: Disagreement With Pershing County Could Raise 2013 Costs

At this point in time, the local economies depend on the money that the Burning Man Festival generates. It appears that Pershing County is attempting to drive over the golden goose with a police cruiser. It might be time to move this whole event to someplace fresh and new. Maybe something with roll...
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:56 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: List of Playa Personality Types
Replies: 96
Views: 16195

Re: List of Playa Personality Types

Wait, make that wrecking ball, seagull sparkle pony....
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:55 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: List of Playa Personality Types
Replies: 96
Views: 16195

Re: List of Playa Personality Types

I'm definitely a seagull sparkle pony.
by CapSmashy
Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:18 am
Forum: 2012 Theme
Topic: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!
Replies: 48
Views: 21387

Re: List of reasons why 2012 will be the WORST. YEAR. EVER!

Shirtcockers will organize into gangs and move from camp to camp putting their shit covered asses all over people's stuff.
by CapSmashy
Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:30 am
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Underwear
Replies: 114
Views: 33781

Re: Underwear

Bob wrote:Fight. Fight. Raiderball field at 3:30.
Fixed. :)
by CapSmashy
Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:10 am
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Building an LED / Faux Fur Coat
Replies: 61
Views: 21816

Re: Building an LED / Faux Fur Coat

The coat looks great!

Between you and jungle, you guys are going to give me another hobby. Jet will not be pleased. :mrgreen:
by CapSmashy
Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:00 am
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Does the Dust Ruin Clothes?
Replies: 42
Views: 12719

Re: Does the Dust Ruin Clothes?

Hats & shoes will be permanently dust-caked. Plan accordingly. One tip for your boots, spend 4 days rigging and running rain towers for a movie shoot. Being in the "rain" for 8 to 12 hours a night for 4 days does an amazing job of getting all the playa off of your boots from all the nooks and crann...
by CapSmashy
Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:46 am
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Underwear
Replies: 114
Views: 33781

Re: Underwear

It's that kind of talk "shit covered ass" that starts physical confrontations and I seriously doubt you would say that to my face Wait, wait, wait... let me put on my scared face... *eeeng* *eeeeeeeeeng* *eeeeeeeeeeeeeng* Nope. Can not summon my scared face. If your shit covered ass shows up in my ...
by CapSmashy
Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:30 pm
Forum: 2012 Share Resources
Topic: No bikes in 2012?
Replies: 23
Views: 3821

Re: No bikes in 2012?

I have it on good authority that the BLM has banned bikes this year due to the number of approved mutant vehicles.

I read it on the interwebz so it has to be true.
by CapSmashy
Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:11 pm
Forum: 2012 Share Resources
Topic: Anyone bringing a solar oven? (want to bake cookies)
Replies: 7
Views: 1482

Re: Anyone bringing a solar oven? (want to bake cookies)

Fresh baked cookies?

We're at 4:20 and B and have a proper oven...

Our KITCHEN OVERLORD may be persuaded by the lure of fresh cookies.

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