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by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 7:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I can tell this is gonna' be abso-fucking-lutely great!
Replies: 82
Views: 16823

Learning from one's mistakes is smart; learning from others' mistakes is smarter. Read the B.Man FAQs and trust the survival and preparation info. Poking a rebar-sized hole through your foot or getting heat stroke doesn't make anybody all that much wiser; avoiding that sort of thing leaves more free...
by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The L Word
Replies: 123
Views: 17562

Lydia Love wrote:How big a wet spot do you think I could get with 5000 adoring fans?
Depends on the grade of the site's surface, primarily.

And there's 50,000 fans.
by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The L Word
Replies: 123
Views: 17562

Lydia Love wrote:Love is always a postive thing IMO - but it isn't always pretty. It's often messy or uncomfortable.
It takes two to leave a wet spot.

Three works also.
by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I can tell this is gonna' be abso-fucking-lutely great!
Replies: 82
Views: 16823

this is gonna' be abso-fucking-lutely great!
That walks, quacks, and swims like an expectation.

Those have a way of being ripped out from one's chest out on The Playa.

But that's probably mentioned in the FAQ.
by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: URGENT!!! SAN FRANCISCO UNDER ATTACK!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 9877

...Do the blue angels not fly aircraft specifically designed to Kill and destroy? I mean, I could see if they were flying high performance <i>non</i> military aircraft... The basic aircraft can be equipped to kill and destroy. So can a Ryder rental truck. The Navy typically uses unarmed examples of...
by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Girlie girls.
Replies: 125
Views: 19946

...she types in internet-accepted all lowercase...
Note to Bob and Precipitate: all y'all r obsolete.
by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:18 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: EPlaya Exodus
Replies: 140
Views: 25079

Thank you for getting it, almost.
by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm going to the store.
Replies: 113
Views: 27212

Be sure to fetch the Pope some rubbers while you're there.
by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Slipping away, bit by bit
Replies: 91
Views: 24500

And growth trumps all and justifies anything.

Be sure to not complain when your favorite park is paved over for housing and a strip mall. Growth is always good.
by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: URGENT!!! SAN FRANCISCO UNDER ATTACK!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 9877

...the Blue Angels...I hate them...I hate every person who stands there oohing and awwing while the sound of death and war climbs up my spine. The Blue Angels don't make the sound of death and war. You can tell because nothing goes "boom." They carry no air-to-ground ordnance, no rapid-fire cannon,...
by PJ
Sun Oct 12, 2003 4:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: EPlaya Exodus
Replies: 140
Views: 25079

DE FACTO wrote:...it was duller before DIGIMAN came along.
Central Africa was duller before ebola came along.

Pompei was duller before pyroclastic flows came along.

Baghdad was duller before the US 3rd Infantry came along.
by PJ
Sat Oct 11, 2003 8:52 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: WAR! What is it good for?
Replies: 582
Views: 87943

...three breasted girl... St. Gwen Teirbron (born c. AD 499) (Welsh-Gwen, Latin-Candida, English-Wite) Born: c. AD 499 in Brittany Died: c. AD 550 at Whitchurch Canonicorum, Dorset Princess Gwen the Triple-Breasted was one of the daughters of King Budic II of Brittany. She was known to the French a...
by PJ
Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:31 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: $5 in playa costume, $10 in street clothes
Replies: 117
Views: 30586

Re: there is nothing right now that will amke me happy.

Ivy wrote:Fuck this town. I'm moving.
I have extra room here, my only rule is that I get to keep the top bunk.
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 6:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: EPlaya Exodus
Replies: 140
Views: 25079

...Harriet's board is nice, and I'm sure will continue to be so, though people simply taking refuge because of the post-Burn/September state of the newbieplaya may find themselves a bit adrift from the main current of things... I'd be surprised if, as time goes on, those that prefer the conversatio...
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 6:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: clues
Replies: 104
Views: 19016

alice wrote:you can't learn anything with your mouth open.
With practice one can learn to swallow with one's mouth open.
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:55 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: most clueless burner
Replies: 212
Views: 52250

Isotopia wrote:...a man that keeps a calf parked half way up his ass.
That's a cow. Note the head size and the dewlap.

It's sad, how far our modern youth have drifted from our agrarian heritage.
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:45 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: most clueless burner
Replies: 212
Views: 52250

...why does the dog keep coming back for more? Part of the problem is the inherent obsequiousness of many breeds of lapdogs. One of my gay male friends, suffering from early-onset mid-life crisis, decided to get a pet since he'd "never get to have children." Knowing fuck-all about animals he bought...
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:35 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: The Piss Clear "Drug Issue" was confiscated!
Replies: 22
Views: 9251

It would make sense--narcs get the best dope.
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:31 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Burning Man + Isabel killed my TV habit
Replies: 13
Views: 4309

My first year of wintering-over in Antarctica killed my tolerance for television permanently. I cannot sit still for a commercial. Just can't do it.

It's one of the best things that ever happened to me. I get a whole extra lifetime, in comparison to my sports-watching brethren.
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Affirmations!
Replies: 216
Views: 37298

alice wrote:...i love sex.

.mpg?
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:03 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Titty Grabbers
Replies: 107
Views: 28168

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by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:27 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Affirmations!
Replies: 216
Views: 37298

alice wrote:god I need to get laid...
Most people shout out to God while they're getting laid.

Let us know if this prayer works.
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:12 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: The Piss Clear "Drug Issue" was confiscated!
Replies: 22
Views: 9251

...Thre was a full meeting of all LEO's in the EG camp that afternoon...
HA! Proof that the eco-nazis and the cops are in cahoots!



Fail to Recycle a Beer Can, Go to Jail.
It's the LAW.
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:10 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: most clueless burner
Replies: 212
Views: 52250

Seen on T-shirt:

"If God hadn't meant for us to laugh at crippled children, He wouldn't have made them so funny looking."
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:07 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Titty Grabbers
Replies: 107
Views: 28168

It's surprising that nobody has visited this thread to say, "Show us your tits."
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:02 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm going to the store.
Replies: 113
Views: 27212

You
Are
All
Consumers.
by PJ
Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:00 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: DIGIMAN IS DEAD
Replies: 34
Views: 6038

RebA! wrote:Your avatar makes me smile, it could be the silly expression on the face.
I find flesh-tone skulls disturbing. But disturbing is good.
by PJ
Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:40 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: bisexuality
Replies: 198
Views: 40817

Ivy wrote:
Ivy i have no problem answering that question. I have had sex with two males and one female.
Damn, Tiff! I'm ten years older than you and could say the same thing! Don't you ahve other stuff to do, like homework or something?
Perhaps in Tiff's case she didn't mean, "All at the same time."
by PJ
Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:40 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm outta here
Replies: 29
Views: 13154

...This eplaya isn't THAT broken for everyone... Exactly. And even more people use Yahoo Chat and irc and icq and etc. than the official E-Playa could ever hope to attract. Which is fine. Different venues for different folks. Some will never use the Internet for anything. And no matter how big Burn...
by PJ
Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:45 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm outta here
Replies: 29
Views: 13154

...I think it was kind of insensitive to let it slip that it is by invite only, thereby basically saying to the rest of us still here on this board that we're social misfits, or undesireable, or whatever. So much for radical inclusion or being pollinated with new viewpoints. That's NOT the case at ...

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