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by Sail Man
Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:09 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Top Asshats of 2013
Replies: 64
Views: 7584

Re: Top Asshats of 2013

GreyCoyote wrote:
tamarakay wrote:Dude who kicked fishy's van, twice.
OMFG. Seriously???
Ok, thats the wrong kinda juicy :evil:

That is an asshat that needs to be gorilla glued to the front of Fishy's van for the ride home. Tailgating by Fishy encouraged. Nay! Bumper tag.
by Sail Man
Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12519
Views: 671265

Re: The person below me

gas powered screwdrivers :shock: really? :roll: the only screwdriver I want that has anything to do with gasoline was one that was made in a gas powered blender, and.....

tpbm has one
by Sail Man
Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:42 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Top Asshats of 2013
Replies: 64
Views: 7584

Re: Top Asshats of 2013

These are always one of my favorite post burn threads :)

Come on peeps, I know there were some juicy asshats out there, post yer stories so those who couldn't make it can salivate vicariously :mrgreen:
by Sail Man
Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:58 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: What did you forget last year?
Replies: 34
Views: 3723

Re: What did you forget last year?

To go. I work up Sunday morning after the Man burn thinking I was supposed to be somewhere the night before but couldn't place it. Then with utter horror, I realized I had forgotten to drive out west and attend the burn. Course, not buying tickets didn't help to remind me I had to be somewhere speci...
by Sail Man
Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:53 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: New to this site
Replies: 15
Views: 1335

Re: New to this site

Welcome to eplaya Ted. Now, as a Birgin, you may not be aware that Burning Man has a quota on how many ex-AirForce members it allows to attend. But fear not! As I am not making the trek out this year, a spot has opened up, and your in luck, it's yours :mrgreen: Get dusty for me Ted, just make sure y...
by Sail Man
Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:39 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Preparing a car for the playa
Replies: 25
Views: 15729

Re: Preparing a car for the playa

We've taken my wife's truck to the playa each time, though the last was in 11. Everytime I get into her truck, I see the dust imbeded into the dash and door fabric. And smile. Cranking on the a/c I can smell it as well. Not a bad thing to have left over playa in the auto, takes me away from defaulto...
by Sail Man
Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:30 am
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Dumping clean water on the playa?
Replies: 34
Views: 4754

Re: Dumping clean water on the playa?

Would gifting leftover water to DPW and Playa Restoration be an option?
by Sail Man
Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:16 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12519
Views: 671265

Re: The person below me

Nope, one per customer here. And having to work early the next day, it was early to bed with the dog cowering next to me from all the boomers.

I got my fireworks jones on at Lakes of Fire, so I'm good for a while.

tpbm has gone fishing with m-80's
by Sail Man
Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:06 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Say, what ever happened to....
Replies: 70
Views: 9805

Re: Say, what ever happened to....

Not this year, when I saw the theme I really wanted to make it happen, but not this time around. I will be seriously jonesing by next year. Orphan burn at my place again this year I think, that helped. Ohhh, send me details if you will And come on over for the Gator Burn if your jonesing for meat a...
by Sail Man
Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: whats your other hobbies?
Replies: 109
Views: 7743

Re: whats your other hobbies?

Sailing, camping, nascar, beer, burning shit

all preferably done simultaneously
by Sail Man
Wed May 29, 2013 2:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23361
Views: 1805955

Re: In 3 words.........

tinkle on balls
by Sail Man
Wed May 29, 2013 2:08 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: hello from a lurker!
Replies: 10
Views: 2190

Re: hello from a lurker!

Welcome Lurker
by Sail Man
Wed May 29, 2013 2:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Say what? Language translation fun.
Replies: 25
Views: 4347

Re: Say what? Language translation fun.

Simon of the Playa wrote:no one gets my jokes until 3 years after i post them...


circa 2009.
That's cuz we fail to appreciate your superior intellect. 8)
by Sail Man
Wed May 15, 2013 1:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12519
Views: 671265

Re: The person below me

Why yes, I have reduced my weekly beer consumption from 12 6 packs to only 3 cases :mrgreen:

I can feel the pounds melting off already.



tpbm prefers whiskey, straight up.
by Sail Man
Wed May 15, 2013 1:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23361
Views: 1805955

Re: In 3 words.........

Ratty's a Madame?
by Sail Man
Wed May 15, 2013 1:08 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: What to wear what to wear??
Replies: 12
Views: 3650

Re: What to wear what to wear??

Simon of the Playa wrote:sarongs are SO WRONG.


i'm sticking with khakis, no pleats, thank you very much.
Coordinating with an Izod polo and hushpuppies?
by Sail Man
Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:57 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Avoid Anal Itch at Burning Man: A newcomers guide
Replies: 90
Views: 13267

Re: Avoid Anal Itch at Burning Man: A newcomers guide

clocksnmirrors wrote:
Sail Man wrote:You might want to glue a cork atop your bike seat then :wink:

i visualized this. and i laughed!
I pictured the dutch boy with his finger in the dike lol
by Sail Man
Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:56 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Avoid Anal Itch at Burning Man: A newcomers guide
Replies: 90
Views: 13267

Re: Avoid Anal Itch at Burning Man: A newcomers guide

Jeezus, I think a gazillion ems scenes just replayed themselves in my mind 8)
by Sail Man
Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:54 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Avoid Anal Itch at Burning Man: A newcomers guide
Replies: 90
Views: 13267

Re: Avoid Anal Itch at Burning Man: A newcomers guide

Zhust wrote:I tend to have softer-than-average stools, so my anus gets a bit messier than average
:shock:

You might want to glue a cork atop your bike seat then :wink:
by Sail Man
Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar, Volume #4
Replies: 9522
Views: 534077

Re: The Bar, Volume #4

I feel I'm not just on the wrong page, but in the wrong book. Ygmir, over the days I've been gone, thinking about all this, one of the first things I thought was that I was being unfair to you. I had been following my own train of thought about the "politeness" thing but when I posted, I jumped in ...
by Sail Man
Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Guns, Love Em or Leave Em
Replies: 2117
Views: 272801

Re: Guns, Love Em or Leave Em

Cowboy, she's just STANDING there. This is why I prefer chicks with power tools. Give 'em a pair of holsters for DeWalt cordless drills. Then they smile seductively at lumber........... http://chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/m16-nail-gun-500-7.jpg I think I'm in love....... a: weaponize...
by Sail Man
Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:40 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12519
Views: 671265

Re: The person below me

Yes, I do have a burr in my ass and it is causing me grief at work lol

tpbm has injured their tailbone and knows what a true pain in the ass that it is
by Sail Man
Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23361
Views: 1805955

Re: In 3 words.........

so does beer
by Sail Man
Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:18 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar, Volume #4
Replies: 9522
Views: 534077

Re: The Bar, Volume #4

My friend Rebecca is there. Was a block away from finishing. Thank you for posting Doc, we were worried. Agreed Tamara. The first thing I thought of was Doc and praying he was alright as we all know he raced the marathon. Thankfully he is. Now the praying is for those affected, including an 8 yr ol...
by Sail Man
Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23361
Views: 1805955

Re: In 3 words.........

People are strange
by Sail Man
Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23361
Views: 1805955

Re: In 3 words.........

and stormy night
by Sail Man
Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:15 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Thought I'd say hi
Replies: 8
Views: 1040

Re: Thought I'd say hi

Hello Nova Scotia, welcome to Eplaya
by Sail Man
Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12519
Views: 671265

Re: The person below me

Well, personally, I don't notice the color when eating m & m's. Maybe I'm color blind, but they are all equal in my eyes :wink:

tpbm also see's no difference between white and dark chocolate

:mrgreen:
by Sail Man
Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:09 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23361
Views: 1805955

Re: In 3 words.........

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