But I'm not posting about it.
Especially not here.
And I have my ticket.
But I'm not posting about that either.
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Santa. There was no ho ho-ing and he was definitely not jolly. He was ranting something about dust in his nether regions and was demanding to use the fire hose. Just as he dropped his drawers and bent over to illustrate his problem...
...King Kong. Who although very large had a tiny singing voice. It was surprisingly melodic and seemed to draw people from near and far. One person in particular was so entranced by his voice that his lover became jealous. An argument ensued and names were called. Pee Wee (a misnomer to be sure) was...
Although many covered their eyes and ran screaming into the night and others collapsed to the dust in shock and confusion, still others were inspired to dust off their own wieners and begin a dance of their own. One of the merry band of Weenie Wankers out to show off his shenanigans was none other t...