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by Zephryus
Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59552

I've heard you can kill people with those things.
by Zephryus
Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:43 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Beyond the Black Rock
Replies: 121
Views: 27437

BRR, "sock puppet" is the term used for one person creating multiple online accounts and then interacting on the board as if they were different people. What you have just witnessed is sock puppetry at its most masturbatory.
by Zephryus
Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:06 am
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Kilts ! yay or nay?
Replies: 162
Views: 31428

I don't think it's hard to get into the US with a British passport. (Just remember to take off your belt and shoes before you go through the American metal detector. Trust me.) Oh, and as for the heat: Sunblock, water, and booze abused in the right proportions will make you forget all your woes. Jus...
by Zephryus
Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:14 am
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Kilts ! yay or nay?
Replies: 162
Views: 31428

Dude, with those random, sudden, 100kph playa gusts, there's no reason not to bring a kilt. In all seriousness though, while I am also a newbie, I've been doing a fair bit of research since I got my ticket. As it turns out, guys have been showing up in kilts for a few years now and they're considere...
by Zephryus
Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Idle Chat Thread
Replies: 817
Views: 100283

Well, now we know what happened to those pilots that disappeared over the Bermuda triangle. They got eaten by giant space marshmallows.
by Zephryus
Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:20 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: trying to build an art-bike
Replies: 3
Views: 1683

Dude, no need to cross post.
by Zephryus
Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:07 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59552

This is not to say that I didn't do anything crude and/or illegal. For instance, the fourth of July was always a special time for me and my friends. While our parents celebrated the birth of our netion by getting shitfaced, we celebrated by blowing shit up. For us, independence day was like an episo...
by Zephryus
Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:35 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59552

You're a bad, bad man, Ring. And you had more balls than I did as a kid.
by Zephryus
Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Where did we come from?
Replies: 16
Views: 3128

Larry Harvey made it in six days, and on the seventh he burned it.
And it was good.
by Zephryus
Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Eplaya Book Review Thread...
Replies: 22
Views: 3281

A Damned Fine Book

Turning The Wheel by Charles Johnson Essays On Buddhism And Writing This book contains some of the best, most thoughtful writing I've ever read. Contrary to the title, this book is about three things: Buddhism, writing, and being a black american. Johnson weaves in and out of these subjects. When h...
by Zephryus
Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:38 am
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: magic hangover cure...
Replies: 20
Views: 5118

Let's not forget copious amounts of good ol' fashioned water. Prevention and cure, all in one.
by Zephryus
Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:59 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59552

Anything, so long as it happened long enough ago that you can introduce the story by saying "When I was a kid..."
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17155
Views: 1621989

Which fucking country are you in, Burner?

(Oh, and for reference, I know enough Japanese to say "Let's fuck" but not enough to spit out a decent pick up line. Which is why I'm so unfucked.)
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:25 pm
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Beer of Choice
Replies: 79
Views: 12694

Wel, not soak as in saturate, but I remember reading in one of the articles on bman.com that the first Man was soaked in gasoline and how they learned their lesson and used diesel after that. I very well could be mistaken.
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:05 pm
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Beer of Choice
Replies: 79
Views: 12694

Isn't that what they soak the Man in?
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I Like Sex...
Replies: 189
Views: 25738

Well, somebody already thought of a beaver eating competition. How about a Great American Snake Eating Competition?
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:21 pm
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Beer of Choice
Replies: 79
Views: 12694

Aw, ya gotta crush a guy's dreams? What if we soak it in diesel? Oh, wait, that's blasphemous. Never mind.

I'd still like to see one of the things, though.
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:10 pm
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Beer of Choice
Replies: 79
Views: 12694

Well, shoot. When you said "not uncommon," Chat, I thought "can't get rid of 'em." However, could you imagine the fireball that would erupt from a bourbon soaked barrel? The pyromaniac in me implores you to find a way to bring one of those things to the burn. Pretty please? p.s. Yay for thread drift!
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17155
Views: 1621989

Fuku ga nai!

Fuck! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laid in a country full of people whose language you can hardly speak? And I'm here for another three months. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!!
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:57 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Apology
Replies: 43
Views: 8063

Another Apology

I want to apologize to Tzimisce and Joel the Ornery for letting my artistic hackles get raised and jumping into a disagreement that wasn't mine. Apologies for the impertinence, I'm really not a flamer. (Wait.. that didn't sound right. You know what I mean.)
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59552

Youthful Indescretions

The current subject matter in the Nudity And Nervousness thread inspired me to start this one. Got an embarrassing childhood story that we all can learn from (or at least chuckle at)? Confess! I'll start the proceedings with this little story: When I was ten years old, I learned from a science book ...
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:35 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Nudity an Nervousness
Replies: 190
Views: 37353

"Oh, you make me wanna SHOUT!

Kick my heels up and SHOUT!

Throw my hands up and SHOUT!

Come on now..."
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:40 am
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Beer of Choice
Replies: 79
Views: 12694

I'm down. Can you imagine being inside that thing after it's been marinading in the sun for a few hours? Only question is, how do we get a couple dozen barrels from Kentucky to Nevada?
by Zephryus
Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I Like Sex...
Replies: 189
Views: 25738

Screw that. Why not just have a lube mister rigged over the entrance portal?

I concur, Icepack. Why can't the breeders have a little fun? (Which reminds me - for the sake of, um, prevention, we should also rig up a giant electromagnetic coil around the portal)
by Zephryus
Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I Like Sex...
Replies: 189
Views: 25738

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your libidos....

And Blindfold Sex camp is an awesome idea.
by Zephryus
Sat Mar 20, 2004 4:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Black Rock Ric is an idiot.
Replies: 6
Views: 2370

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your flamethrowers....
by Zephryus
Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Boycott England!
Replies: 25
Views: 4871

Forget the marbles - when are the British going to give back that bloody great chunk of Ireland they're still clutching?

(Yes, I'm stirring the pot)
by Zephryus
Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:32 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: ACK! I just bought my first BM ticket . . .
Replies: 91
Views: 26149

Although I, too, have yet to actually attend burning man, if they're like evrybody else they'll have a line for will call where you pick up your ticket and anotherr line for the gate where they'll tear said ticket. So yes, you do actually have a whole ticket for a vary short time and yes, you do get...
by Zephryus
Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Idle Chat Thread
Replies: 817
Views: 100283

Well, if we're gonna yank this thread around to another topic, how's this: http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html I think this guy should be given free tickets. Just on the basis of having the creativity and moxy to do all that stuff without getting court marshalled. (My favorite is #174)
by Zephryus
Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:36 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Private porta potty?
Replies: 33
Views: 7950

That's gotta be the best way ever invented to get the guy behind you to stop tailgating.

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