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by Zephryus
Fri Apr 02, 2004 6:18 pm
Forum: ePlaya Feedback
Topic: Drama
Replies: 24
Views: 9592

What The?

How the hell did my rant get double posted, days apart? I sure as hell didn't submit it again. Hmmm...

[If an admin reads this, please feel free to delete the second iteration.]
by Zephryus
Fri Apr 02, 2004 6:12 pm
Forum: 2004 Share
Topic: Offset the cost of driving from NY to the burn...
Replies: 2
Views: 708

Good idea, but I'd recommend against renting from U-Haul. They have a terrible history in regards to vehicle maintenance.
by Zephryus
Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:57 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Your porno name determined
Replies: 259
Views: 58842

You'd probably want to look for work here, then:
http://www.earth-mama.net/index.html

[Warninig: Not Safe For Work]
by Zephryus
Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59553

Man, this is great! Keep it coming, Ring!
by Zephryus
Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:00 am
Forum: ePlaya Feedback
Topic: Drama
Replies: 24
Views: 9592

Drama!

In my experience, most people are very self protective. In my experience, it is also very difficult for most poeple to distinguish between themselves and something they have invested their ego in, be it an institution, a relationship, or a persona. In my brief time here, I have seen all three batted...
by Zephryus
Fri Apr 02, 2004 8:23 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: 411 - You've reached information. How may I help you?
Replies: 38
Views: 5590

They used to be seen that way, but at some point people started abusing them to such an extent that they are now seen as cliche. Imagine having a conversation with someone who constantly gave the thumbs up or peace sign instead of talking, or did it every time they said something. By now it's become...
by Zephryus
Fri Apr 02, 2004 8:14 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Hello and Welcome... What's your name? Tell me about You...
Replies: 5444
Views: 848333

Welcome, Sprout! Make yourself comfy.
by Zephryus
Thu Apr 01, 2004 8:45 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Dont visit the Springs in 2003 - Complete BULLSHIT
Replies: 88
Views: 25342

[Answered sock question in PM.]

My off-topic newbie question is: How does this fabled "Plonker" work, exactly? I tried doing a google search and all I came up with was British slang.
by Zephryus
Thu Apr 01, 2004 8:01 am
Forum: ePlaya Feedback
Topic: Drama
Replies: 24
Views: 9592

Drama!

In my experience, most people are very self protective. In my experience, it is also very difficult for most poeple to distinguish between themselves and something they have invested their ego in, be it an institution, a relationship, or a persona. In my brief time here, I have seen all three batted...
by Zephryus
Thu Apr 01, 2004 6:53 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: since i was told not to private her it is.
Replies: 18
Views: 3324

With you on that one, tears.
by Zephryus
Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59553

And of course nothing can beat the joy of sniping at cop cars. God, we hated those cops. And with good reason; they were murderous assholes.

(Note to the sensitive: My view on law enforcement has matured over time. But as any Oakland resident can tell you, the OPD has a shitty reputation.)
by Zephryus
Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:42 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59553

Y'know, as bad as we were, we never got around to playing with firearms. Of coure, we grew up in the middle of East Oakland where the only people with guns were very, very bad people. Damn damn near anally violated a neighborhood dog with a pellet gun once, though.
by Zephryus
Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:37 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59553

er, small edit: that bit in the middle should read "...actively picking fights with said instructor during class..." and not one-on-one, but the entire class at once. And then lying about the whole thing to the other teachers. We were pathologic.
by Zephryus
Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:33 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59553

Bravo!

God damn, Ring, you were some kind of Uber-Robo-Rotten-Little-Basterd prototype that never made it into production but managed to escape into the wild. You're bastard enough for all of us. This doesn't trip the property destruction radar, but my sixth grade class was full of little bastards. So much...
by Zephryus
Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:31 am
Forum: 2004 Camps, Art & Activities
Topic: MYSDOM needs performers
Replies: 6
Views: 1926

Sadly, I'm not currently in the bay area, and with any luck I'll be spending the summer working for the DPW, BUT... I'm an actor, a clown, a juggler/stiltwalker/multipurpose geek, and a lighting technician/designer. If you still need someone when the burn rolls around, I'd be happy to don any number...
by Zephryus
Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:25 am
Forum: 2004 Theme: the Vault of Heaven
Topic: Runway to the Gods
Replies: 17
Views: 14445

Isotopia, it wouldn't be "Cowboys and Indians". It would be "Doctor". Only with anal probes and drugged, restrained earthlings. And that's something I think everyone can get behind.
by Zephryus
Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:24 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Politics, Everyday, All day... morning, noon and night....
Replies: 4623
Views: 454871

FNORD.
by Zephryus
Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:05 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: literary tomes and other works
Replies: 82
Views: 15370

Ouch. That resonated.
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 29, 2004 8:53 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: how do you define "burner"?
Replies: 60
Views: 11488

Only if they're unconscious. Even then, they tend to go through the "cheap date" and "food" stages before they're considered MOOP.





(All together now... EWWWWWWWW!)
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 29, 2004 8:22 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: not so much a discussion, but something i wanted to share...
Replies: 110
Views: 19346

What was on kpfk? (I don't have access to american radio)
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 29, 2004 5:50 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I need to know about C O W S and R U G S
Replies: 25
Views: 4166

Hell, that's nothin'. I have a friend who once had an encounter with the wily Coastal Californian Federal Mailbox. He claims it was playing chicken with him. Dented the hell out of his oldsmobile but he showed it what-for.
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:44 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Namaskar ()
Replies: 4
Views: 924

Hi. Help yourself to a milkbone and a warm cup of Dada.
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:22 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: What is burning man REALLY all about
Replies: 52
Views: 9753

[Attention: The following is composed entirely of well-meaning conjecture and unasked-for advice. If that sort of thing pisses you off, please dismiss it as the ramblings of a fool. If any of it is wildly divergent from reality, don't hesitate to check me on it.] If there's anything I've noticed abo...
by Zephryus
Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:09 am
Forum: 2004 Camps, Art & Activities
Topic: Easy Credit Camp
Replies: 13
Views: 4090

I think you're taking this a touch too seriously, EricMagic.
Me, I want to see the Chupacabra Policia steal a bunch of Hummers (not those candy-assed H2s) and forge them into an unstoppable battle robot.
by Zephryus
Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:17 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I need to know about C O W S and R U G S
Replies: 25
Views: 4166

You fools! Don't you know that these boards are open to anyone? I, for one, unequivocably denounce automobile induced slaugher of innocent critters on public lands, and if you know what's good for you, you'll do the same. This "Cryptofishist" is clearly a paper tiger, here to wreak havoc on our comm...
by Zephryus
Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:46 am
Forum: ePlaya Feedback
Topic: case studies
Replies: 2252
Views: 506280

Re: posting across forums and out of context

If it isn't causing too much of a fuss, I'd ask the person whose words have been unduly plagiarized how they feel about the situation. If the crossposting upsets them, delete it. If not, then leave it but also post a response stating in specific terms that the offending post is Not Cool. Let it serv...
by Zephryus
Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: March 20
Replies: 55
Views: 8299

You're Damn Right.
by Zephryus
Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:17 pm
Forum: 2004 Camps, Art & Activities
Topic: Skate The Playa
Replies: 3
Views: 1708

Dude! That badger flash thingie you made is fucking awesome! I'm not a skater, but I just wanted to let you know that that thing made my day when I first saw it.

p.s. crossposting really clutters things up; I suggest you delete the other post. don't worry, people will still see this one.
by Zephryus
Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Youthful Indescretions
Replies: 289
Views: 59553

-Insert obligatory Robin Hood quote- Perhaps what I should have said was "Dude! When I was fourteen I totally heard that a potato gun at medium range would, like, EAT a car door, much less a person. Badass!" Of course, we never had the guts to procure one of the things, which once again proves that ...
by Zephryus
Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:29 pm
Forum: 2004 Share
Topic: Free Telephone Poles
Replies: 1
Views: 714

Sweet! Caber tossing on the playa! The Scottish guy could show us how.

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