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by Sensei
Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:39 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Need Someone to Marry Us
Replies: 4
Views: 1689

Woah there! How about dinner and a movie first, huh? I just met you two.
by Sensei
Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:09 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: arriving late
Replies: 16
Views: 1983

wigvezu wrote:Is there anything (like fresh fruit, etc.) that is in short supply by the end of the week? I can stock up and hand it out.
Cigarettes and mixer. Both are worth their weight in gold by Friday.
by Sensei
Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:15 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I suck real bad at forums...
Replies: 16
Views: 1682

Breathe. Just chill and maybe do more reading than writing for now. Go look at some pretty pics. Read the survival guide - again. Start making connections with local burners. Find out what a regional burn is and where the closest one is to you. Make some art. Read the Bar thread from page 1. Burn yo...
by Sensei
Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:52 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I suck real bad at forums...
Replies: 16
Views: 1682

First off, don't start a bunch of pointless threads.
by Sensei
Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:16 am
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Cell Phones on the Playa for 09 (gifted!)
Replies: 56
Views: 11859

Not really, attendance last year was over 49K. That means only 1 phone for every 5 people, assuming of course you think this 'offer' is real. I know I don't, but then again I've seen some weird shit out there and so have you. I'll bet this demographic makes marketing types pee their pants in excitem...
by Sensei
Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:55 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7987377

Your best trap bait for me is someone I know. I have an image in my head of her that wont go away. And I’m not telling who. The one and only Miss Blueniteowl is going to be in da house, Mozy. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/Todd22/Blue_Night_Owl_lr.jpg Just sayin'. Oh yeah, and this guy has...
by Sensei
Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:47 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Cell Phones on the Playa for 09 (gifted!)
Replies: 56
Views: 11859

I don't know about the cell phone give away, but I'm hearing (reading, actually) from too many people on-site that there is indeed a working cell phone tower out there. It's still no different than the 2-way Motorolas because the conversations are going to be the exact same: "Where are you?" "Can yo...
by Sensei
Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:03 am
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: 2009 Burn "Looking for a Camp/Campers" Personal ad
Replies: 70
Views: 31069

Ya' know, I honestly don't know whether to laugh, cry or call the cops.
by Sensei
Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:56 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Cell Phones on the Playa for 09 (gifted!)
Replies: 56
Views: 11859

I'm not sure how that's any different from the 10,000 people who are already talking on Motorola 2-ways.
by Sensei
Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:07 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Cell Phones on the Playa for 09 (gifted!)
Replies: 56
Views: 11859

C.f.M. wrote:Hate it. Haaaaate it. Hope I don't get drunk and see someone on a cell phone. Cock punch.
Oh really? I hope I don't get drunk and see any clueless, self-righteous newbies who think assault is funny.
by Sensei
Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rest In Peace
Replies: 3231
Views: 499603

I love you, Jinx. Rest in peace, beautiful lady.
by Sensei
Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:24 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: EARLY ARRIVALS
Replies: 372
Views: 68537

What, you've never seen an urban assault pig before? These things rock. You can smash and crash the gate, and then enjoy a nice pulled pork sandwich afterwards.

BTW - that's a lunch truck that operates downtown.
by Sensei
Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:21 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: EARLY ARRIVALS
Replies: 372
Views: 68537

Okay, but I get to drive the bus!

Image
by Sensei
Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:09 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Root Society DJ lineup-->>
Replies: 13
Views: 4790

That's it, I'm packing my green trench coat for the playa. See you there!
by Sensei
Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:04 am
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: Looking for CDJ and mixer, Thursday from 5-9pm
Replies: 6
Views: 1408

Haven't you ever noticed that every scheduled event worth attending happens on Thursday, between 6pm and 9pm? It's not a coincidence, Larry planned it out that way years ago.
by Sensei
Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:31 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: DoTA contact wanted...
Replies: 3
Views: 1325

DOTA = Department Of Tits and Ass.

Well, I'm pretty sure that's what Regyna Longlanks said it stood for, and if it doesn't, then maybe it should.
by Sensei
Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:30 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: 2009 placement
Replies: 122
Views: 20405

Token wrote:Maybe line all the reject camps into a district on L street right at walk-in camping and call it the Esplanade 2.
As an 8 year resident of the outer road / next to walk-in area, a most excellent suggestion, I must say.

Then maybe our 'hood wouldn't look exactly like a fucking Walmart parking lot.
by Sensei
Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:47 am
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Raw food on the Playa
Replies: 28
Views: 5069

Hey Lauren-A, don't listen to these negative nellies! Click here to learn about signing up with FirstCamp Organic Café. It sounds perfect for you!
by Sensei
Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:24 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: Why does everyone need to join a theme camp?
Replies: 78
Views: 10114

SkyFeather wrote:Just saying because im going to be tripping on acid the whole week pretty much. I dont want anyone fucking up my trips. Join it or dont joint at all!!
Dear God,
I'd be ever so grateful if you could arrange it so SkyTripper ends up camped right next to Death Guild.
by Sensei
Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:31 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: You all Blow!
Replies: 40
Views: 5264

If you'll look a bit more carefully AZ, I think you'll see that in fact we do not actually blow, it's just that you really, really suck.
by Sensei
Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:27 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Michael Jackson + Burning Man?
Replies: 45
Views: 11994

Damn, the only thing about this whole sordid fucking, media-hyped, bullshit affair that I'm curious about is whether his casket met the Ped-o-Bear seal of approval. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/Sjzx31_WFkI/AAAAAAAAFGA/gpQwaG9GAjc/s400/pedo-bear-seal-of-approval+joannecasey.png I don't know...
by Sensei
Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:24 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Michael Jackson + Burning Man?
Replies: 45
Views: 11994

It's 90+ degrees, in the desert, and yet there you are - in your suit and tie - while everyone else is practically naked and ... Oh, shut up and pass the margaritas.

Please and thank you.
by Sensei
Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:05 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Michael Jackson + Burning Man?
Replies: 45
Views: 11994

Keep in mind the Captain spends the entire week at BM driving a toy boat around while wearing a li'l sailor costume.
by Sensei
Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7987377

Travel safe Deb, and remember, it's your solemn duty to get shitfaced drunk on the plane.

No, really. Have a good time!
by Sensei
Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:25 am
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Grand Piano?
Replies: 27
Views: 7311

The Damn Fucking Texans (that was their name, really) brought a full size grand piano in '07. 'Course it was on the back of a party float and had a stipper pole in the middle right through the guts, so yeah, it was pretty much ideal.
by Sensei
Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I am SOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!
Replies: 11
Views: 1236

theCryptofishist wrote:A warning here.

People who get free tickets are butts of many jokes on this board.
Actually, they're not laughed at nearly as much as the self-righteous bullshitters who constantly blow smoke out their ass.

Welcome back, foxy00_2000.
by Sensei
Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:14 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: 2008 census results?
Replies: 58
Views: 21896

Drutter wrote:This is only my second year and I don't want to see it go down like this.
There's nothing quite like the shrill voice of one year's experience.
by Sensei
Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17229
Views: 1729630

All things in moderation, Monkey.

Including moderation.

Be safe and good. We'll talk...
by Sensei
Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:19 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17229
Views: 1729630

BREATHE, Monkey!

You might try answering yer phuckin' phone too! Smooch!
by Sensei
Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:03 pm
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Caravan from Florida
Replies: 7
Views: 2331

I'm starting to think this could be a really great year!

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