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by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

then I found the El tesoro by accidnet
Accidnet?

.... Jesus... I hate it when that happens....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: CRUSH THIS
Replies: 1470
Views: 218504

Why does this face disturb me sooooo much?
Image
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

Nite, M Sky

Sparkle: I have felt that way about your eyes for a long time, but you're with someone... soooo... I don't go there...

Heli: There are rules to Catball... please learn them before you start booting anyone...

Snorty: You still here?
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

helitack wrote:id hate tto think what my eyes look like now, hear that? #17
Are you heading for #24, or what? I just want to keep count here... and your fingers don't appear to be hitting the correct keys...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Vegan Cafe
Replies: 138
Views: 13809

IF (this is just a thought, mind you) vegans would look at our evolutinary history, and realize that humans evolved from omnivores that ate as much protein as they could, they would see that the human body is designed to eat animal protein.... but, they have arguments against that, too... *sigh*... ...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

Alright, Sam.....let's hear the rest of the story? How didja piss off a Ranger? 'Fess up!! Yosemite.... Tuolumne Meadows... pulled over in a truck that got stuck in the very soft shoulder. Ranger walks up, and I begin to chastise him for pulling us over where he knew we would get stuck. He spoke ha...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Vegan Cafe
Replies: 138
Views: 13809

You mean to say that they slaughter the cows and throw away the beef? fishy confoosed. No, Daimler-Chrysler only uses virgin skins, from cows that are raised only for the leather trade. That way they can afford to throw away the stuff that only McDonald's or Burger King would use... At least, that ...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

Uh oh.... I've met Ranger Grouchy Fuck before (different body) and almost got my ass arrested, because Sam The Smart Ass appeared at almost the same time...

.... sooooo..... what's yer' sign? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?.....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

Hey... Chill.... uh... dude....

wow.... what's yer' problem....?
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

Jesus, Heli... you want to come up for air here, soon?....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

At the age of four I learned to swim in the Stanislaus at Parrott's Ferry, at the time a class three.... at the age of fourteen/fifteen I would swim those rapids and Horshoe Bend (class four, maybe) without impliments (read 'vest') and absolutely loved it.... the whole thing is now under about three...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

As could Sam....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

I wish I had a "G" spot.... Of course, I forgot... guys are all "G" spot... ... sorry.... nevermind... Ah, but you have the "P-spot" (which the cutsie are calling the prostate these days) with the Hitachi P-spotter attachment. Equal opportunity, bro. Ummmmm..... how much are these things (NOW you h...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

I wish I had a "G" spot....

Of course, I forgot... guys are all "G" spot...

... sorry.... nevermind...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

Oh, yeah... you have that "Reno" connection.... sorry.......
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

It's all a matter of perspective... I still see Sonora Pass as the start point... and then south... past Mamouth, Tom's Place, etc.... a great fucking ride...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

helitack wrote:Maybe I will buy that old Harley now.
AW SHIT!!! Mother fucker! Now you're treadin' on my dream.... just an old knucklehead, cruisin' through the desert... down 395 to somewhere....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

helitack wrote:We don't drink to forget Sam?
No... we drink to mellow the memories... we will never forget...

.... and never forget to drink...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Replies: 1522
Views: 122756

"Abendsegen" from Humperdinck's Hansel und Gretel, sung by the Vienna Boy's Choir... sublime...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

Well, Heli... guys don't do this shit... but I'm hugging the hell out of you... I understand what you're giving up. Here's a thought... take a step outside... look across the desert (I hope you have an unobstructed view), take a slug of PBR... take a deep breath... and with that breath, suck in the ...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

Yup... the sun is over the yardarm...

.... well, over my yardarm, anyway.......
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

*enjoying BNO's cuddle*

Uhhh, Giggles.. as a writer (a piss poor one, but still a writer) let me say that your writing style is excellent and imaginative... the rest is just editing... and remember: to write is easy, to rewrite is everything....

... is it time for scotch yet?....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 281479

Well, not me, I guess....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:55 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Nudity on the Eplaya
Replies: 29
Views: 5916

I'm nekkid and thinking about me....

... I feel so dirty.... makes me want to put my clothes back on....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 281479

Rian Jackson wrote:I confess that you people thinking about me posting nekkid from work troubles me, at least.

As far as excitement, i guess it depends on who's doing the picturing.
Good point...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Random Misinformation Thread
Replies: 49
Views: 5759

I used to think I was God....

... sort of an "Immaculate Misconception"...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

blueniteowl wrote:Sam, I could use a snuggle though.
A snuggle is available... here.... crook of my arm... there ya' go.... we both still have a hand free to hold our drinks...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

Good to see you, Ms. Snort... by the way, how's your art gig goin'? I'd try that myself, but they would probably demand that I keep my clothes on and my face averted... *sigh*
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

Well, hang in there, Heli.... enjoy the PBR..

BNO, whatcha' having...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7960661

helitack wrote:Believe me it's worth it. And I'll have a 12 box of PBR in cans please.
Okay... if you say it's worth it, it is.... 'nuff said...

and here's your twelver of PBR... try not to drink it all this afternoon...

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