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by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:19 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

I know but...........and it's too late, turned in my red card today. There is a good line in "Meet Joe Black", sometimes you have to sacrifice something for someone else's happiness, or something along those lines. AW SHIT!!! You're doing this for someone else???!!! Well, Jesus H. Christ, let me kn...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1766697

canwecum wrote:Fucked fuckers fucking, fucked Fuckers fucked fuckness..
I'm hip...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 285982

Rian Jackson wrote:I confess that I've never posted nekkid to eplaya.
I confess that this makes me sad.

I confess that it might have a lot to do with where I do my posting.
I confess that the thought of Rian posting nekkid from work troubles me and excites me at the same time...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Hang in there, Heli... you'll find something that works as well... hell, you should be able to cage rides now and then....

... I still miss low level with the doors wide open... watching the world go by at 100 knots while people are shooting at you.... major adrenaline rush...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

In the interest of Darwinian fishies, here's another one to add to your collection fishie. Made this one up for someone else's camp at Burning Man. They never used it, but I saved it in the hopes of making a bumper sticker some day. Jus' startin shit again. http://mysite.verizon.net/res0ama0/findth...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Rian Jackson wrote:oh and sam - i was thinking about breaking some dishes.... does that suit you better?
As long as it's not over my head, sure...

... don't try paper plates, though.... not quite the same....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Rian Jackson wrote:ANyone got something for calming the nerves? At the moment, I'm trying really hard not to take out some aggression on people who don't deserve it.
Just hit them....

.... and why is my chest turning purple?....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:09 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Random Misinformation Thread
Replies: 49
Views: 5982

The True History of Chihuahua's Chihuahua's were bred by Aztecs to hunt mountain lions. They would take a pack of twenty or so and track down the lion. The pack would attack, yapping and snapping... the lion would try to swipe at them and maybe get one or two, but the little barkers were so quick t...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

A goldfish hiking through the desert with out it's bowl? I think I saw one of those last year, but I was whacked out on E, so I could be wrong... or maybe it was the peyote that I had been doing for three days straight.... but it was also between random sex acts in the temple, so I could have been i...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:40 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Whew.... and, no, I didn't fart... I was waiting for permission (believe it or not, I can be a gentleman).... excuse me while I step outside for a moment *scratches nose as he leaves*
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:32 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

my nose itches.... damn......

is farting considered moving? Judges call on this, please?
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:05 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

I can't believe I just spent an hour and a half catching up on all the threads that I didn't read since Sat Afternoon.... sheesh... 'course, I have the time to do that now.... crap.... RJ, Jason, I forgot about the phone pix.... yeah, I want to see how they came out.... or 'who' came out.... or som...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:53 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

I can't believe I just spent an hour and a half catching up on all the threads that I didn't read since Sat Afternoon.... sheesh... 'course, I have the time to do that now.... crap.... RJ, Jason, I forgot about the phone pix.... yeah, I want to see how they came out.... or 'who' came out.... or some...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:55 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1766697

Bang?

Naw.... hugs instead....

And thanks for the wonderful evening the other night... I enjoyed it...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:07 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What have done lately to amuse me?
Replies: 228
Views: 31697

Attempted to discuss the unified field theory, bringing in string theory as the perfect unifyer, while a stripper waved her body parts over our heads....
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:09 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Well, that's enough of that....

I'm outta' here folks.... you have a good night............

You especially, BNO............



BLUCHER!

... Sound of whnnying horses.....
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:03 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Those two movies were the best fucking comedies ever made...... period.

My name is Jim.... but my friends just call me..... Jim.....

and..............

Up yours, N..............

How could you not laugh??
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:49 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Okay, it's official.... I want to make slow, passionate love, to BNO..... just a slow Samtzu kinda love..... just because she knows what "Jesus Christ, don't you know I was kidding!?" means..........
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:47 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Frau Blucher!
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Music room?
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:42 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

It could be worse...

How could it be worse....?

It could be raining.....

*Rain pours down*
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:39 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What Happens ... ?
Replies: 7
Views: 2306

Tears, I hope you are not related to me... (I have relatives down there.... I'm from Sonora), but I just want to say.... hang in there... it all works out in the end... the universe makes it all work..... you will give just what you were supposed to give..................
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:34 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

BTW, BNO... I love your eyes.... incredible......

BTW, the weather forcast for Portland is rain......


..........Go figure...........
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:30 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Oh... doctor...........

He has a good brain

But it's rotten, I tell you...........

Ix-ney on the otten-ray............
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:23 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Where wolf?

There wolf.....!

Why are you talking like that?

I thought you wanted to....

I'm easy....

speak to me BNO....

and I'll leave Woodrow out of this....
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:18 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Two Words!
Replies: 167
Views: 25332

... no stoners...
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:06 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

the feeling is muu tuu all....

(Terri Garr, Young Frankenstein)

.... Yikes!........
by samtzu
Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:00 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Darlin'.... that is beyond "Nice" as quantum mechanics is beyond George Bush....


Yes.... that is "Nice"...............

oh shit...............
by samtzu
Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

the lap is absolutely empty.... except for your wonderful derriere..... please...feel free.....

...... oooooooh yeah................
by samtzu
Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 8125452

Well.... there is the hotest...... so... what's yer' sign?

Aw, fuck that.... want to cuddle, BNO?

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