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by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:39 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

wow...yeah, you're right...that's really hot! *thinks to self: string cheese incident? probably not :) * good for you sam, an intellectual equal is always a good thing. not to mention the whole looks like she can drink you under a table thing, which is super hot, right! heh...maybe that's just me ;...
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:36 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

Bed is correct, BNO..... I'm outtie..............

whoeeeeee... what a night..............

And she is still hot...............
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:23 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

I would give you details if I could typpe them......... however,,,,,,,,,, fuck.... I am fcucked up.............. oh,, yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fucked up................ it tooke me half an hour to find my own stret, let alone m y own typng style,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, teee heeee heeee, But she understandes string...
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:15 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

tanks....

I am shit faced...........

But Rob's ex is a very beautiful woman............

and Rob is going to kill me for thiss..............

shti................. so is she.............

God, she is beautiful................

and I cannot type.............. period...........
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:10 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

Please..... water would be nice............


Yeeeeeee owwwwwwwwww.... I am hammred............
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:08 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

nope...... he is not to blame, I am.......


and i am hammered..............
by samtzu
Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:06 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

yeeee owwwwww,..............

Rob the Wop has naied me with his ex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeeeeeeeeeeee......nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....

I'm tooo drunk to type................

She is brialiiiiiiiilllllll iant............

fuchilk............... I mean fuck..............

whoa................
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

We'll pray for you. Or not. Same outcome either way. Just take it as read that we're praying, then it won't matter whether or not any actual praying takes place. Fuck! I forgot which fundamentalist atheist was on line... sorry... Okay, don't fucking pray for me, asshole, since the outcome would be ...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

Well, it's off to 'midget stripper bingo' for me...

... pray for me, okay....?
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

Heli: Lighten up.... V is a satirist....

However, being a 'fool' and 'court jester', he is correct on several points... being...

a)Men are jerks
2)Women are psychotic...

Other than that, he's out to lunch....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

Aren't you supposed to be heading down to the old folks' home for bingo night? Just make sure you don't let them try to count the walker or oxygen cart as an article of clothing. That's stripper bingo, and since Rob is involved, I'm assuming there are midgets, too.. *sigh* the things I do for frien...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:31 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

Ranger Genius wrote:Somebody get that woman a box of chocolates and a package of batteries.
Ooooooh......... Ooooooooh..... let me, let me!!!
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

BTW... Rob the Wop has invited me out to 'Stripper Bingo' what ever the hell that is... so, I'll see you all in a few hours... and Giggles... keep me in mind... it could be worse....


.... it could be raining..... (Young Frankenstein)
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

Well, Giggle, how would you like to trade one jerk for another? Hmmmmm?

I'm available....

Ask around, they will let you know just what kind of jerk I am... tee hee hee...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

You're just teadin' water now, RG...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

Giggles: Two thousand miles will tend to generate honesty...

Yup...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:08 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23457
Views: 1937281

leaving the womb...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:08 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Do you have a drug problem?
Replies: 63
Views: 15005

Most of the women in my life (former life) would say I am a drug problem... or, at least, the start of one...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

When yer right, yer right, RG. I feel shitty because I wanted to get it out of the way and didn't have the chance too. Blech. He's neither the most attentive boyfriend nor grandson in teh world, and he isn't there so much out of concern for her (though I know he loves her) than because that's where...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23457
Views: 1937281

A fuckhead bummer...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:04 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Do you have a drug problem?
Replies: 63
Views: 15005

Idaho has some of the worst driver's in the world, with one of the worst license plate slogans. I mean, how would you like to have a $300,000 Ferarri with plates that said, "Famous Potatoes"?
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

Ooops... and call GE if you need to ... she will set you on the right road...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:00 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

Giggles... guilt is for suckers.... and don't you ever forget that.... I was raised Catholic, and guilt was supposed to be our bread and butter... well, darlin', FUCK THAT , don't let it happen... Having said that, if you have something that you should rectefy, do so. If not, fuck it.... guilt is a ...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:57 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What are reading?
Replies: 194
Views: 35809

The Writer's Journey, by Christopher Vogler... A paring down of The Hero with a Thousand Masks, by Joseph Campbell....but... an extremely good paring down... I think I have found my base in this......... teee hee hee...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Do you have a drug problem?
Replies: 63
Views: 15005

Yeah, but they're famous for it....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23457
Views: 1937281

ditto, mother frucker....
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7965851

To all the women, I love you dearly.... and may this next year be the year that pulls it all together for you....

Aaaaaaeeeeeeiiiiiiiii!!!!! I am sooooooo in love with the women of this board... mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17225
Views: 1723503

Ditto...
by samtzu
Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: EPLAYA VALENTINES
Replies: 59
Views: 7445

I, of course, love every woman on the eplaya... and it is not just the 'fuck' thingy... I have come to terms with my 'anima' in the last two days, and it is wonderful... to all those I have offended... I am sorry... to all those I have not offeneded, I am sorry... and to all the guys... find out who...
by samtzu
Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Random Information
Replies: 124
Views: 13454

I would have called it junk too ... if Princeton wasn't involved. I'm hip... it sounds like they are not trying to skew the data, but to actually gather accurate data... and I have an egg or two I would like to get in there... But, then again, the I Ching was developed about three-four thousand yea...

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