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by Mister Satan
Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:45 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Police Can Have BRC
Replies: 195
Views: 47974

No transplant here, I was born in Fort Worth :D

I only lived and worked in the Peoples Republic of California. Had I been born there I would have been too embarassed to even admit my association with the Left Coast.
by Mister Satan
Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:12 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Police Can Have BRC
Replies: 195
Views: 47974

Ugly Dougly wrote:Typical Texas attitude. ;)
We all know that you are just jealous that we have 2nd amendment rights and no state income tax :D

I am so happy that I was able to escape the Peoples Republic of California.
by Mister Satan
Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:01 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Police Can Have BRC
Replies: 195
Views: 47974

yeah, I bet it'd be a lot more "free" and "open" in Texas........... . Despite the prejudices of people who have never lived to Texas, the Austin area is one of the most laid back and areas in the United States. It's population of annoying dirty hippies is second only to SF and Seattle. Hosting a b...
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:12 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man
Replies: 166
Views: 30933

Deutschland gets a bad rap because of that Hitler chap. But truth be told he wasn't even a proper German. He was just some vegetarian low life from Austria.

Germans make some excellent biers and should be allowed on the playa.
The evil vegetarians that put people in death camps should be banned.
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:31 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man
Replies: 166
Views: 30933

What is more lovely than the spoken German language? The delicate voice of the Biergarten, sausage making, and schiesse porn. What sounds could be sweeeter?
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:08 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?
Replies: 38
Views: 5256

Whale Bacon is available in larger panels and would result in a streamlined art vehicle that would be more energy efficient and pleasing to the eye. Plus it would be more culturally sensitive since Jews and Muslims would be able to participate.
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:35 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Should the Germans be banned from Burning Man
Replies: 166
Views: 30933

Who doesn't love Dopplebock, lederhosen, Leicas, and genocide?
And let's not forget about the sausage!
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:36 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Michael Jackson
Replies: 23
Views: 7706

You are correct about Comrade Castro being replaced by a robot in the 1960s. But what many people do not know is that to save money. The KGB simply replaced the head on one of the many defective Che-Droids.
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:27 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?
Replies: 38
Views: 5256

There are some eight species of badger.
Badgers are larger than frogs.
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:26 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?
Replies: 38
Views: 5256

Greetings Herr Shroom

Welcome to the snake pit.
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:28 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: CRIME! GUNS! second amendment?
Replies: 128
Views: 20687

To the best of my understanding it is against the rules to have any type of firearm of any form on site during the event. Of course if someone choose to violate that rule and kept their weapon hidden and locked away in their private vehicle, who would even know?
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:06 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: If burners made bumper stickers...
Replies: 20
Views: 2429

I wish that I could fit this on a bumper sticker! The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particu...
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:03 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: I quess I should introduce myself
Replies: 2
Views: 616

Goddamn international airship pyrates!
by Mister Satan
Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:53 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: CRIME! GUNS! second amendment?
Replies: 128
Views: 20687

I am not worried about the event. I am concerned about the long trip carrying thousands of dollars worth of camera gear. I am not advocating firing tracers at hippies and shirtcockers. Or even displaying a firearm. I am talking about exercising the basic right to defend my property and my life while...
by Mister Satan
Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Whose Brilliant Idea Was it to Poop in a Bucket @BM
Replies: 79
Views: 12207

When it comes to government funded art you just can't compete with aluminum foil, swastikas, or poo!
by Mister Satan
Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Whose Brilliant Idea Was it to Poop in a Bucket @BM
Replies: 79
Views: 12207

Exhibitionist bucket pooping and cell phone chatting?
At least I finally found out who beat me out for that NEA grant that I applied for. Goddamn performance artists!
by Mister Satan
Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:08 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?
Replies: 38
Views: 5256

New Jersey is just myth that Sunday school teachers use to scare children.
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:51 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?
Replies: 38
Views: 5256

A mere 1.5 tons of bacon? Maybe I could build an art car out of delicious pig flesh?
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Road trip from hell...
Replies: 38
Views: 2752

We could put wheels on her and call her an art car. Or use her to decimate the shirt cocker population from 200 feet.
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:26 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Michael Jackson
Replies: 23
Views: 7706

Everyone knows that Michael Jackson died in 1983. He was replaced by a android owned by Disney.
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:19 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: CRIME! GUNS! second amendment?
Replies: 128
Views: 20687

In my opinion denying travelers the right to defend themselves is unethical and unconstitutional. Long story short. I am willing to temporarily give up some of my civil rights to attend Burning Man. But I draw the line at letting the rangers or LE search my camp without warrant or probable cause. Or...
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:09 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?
Replies: 38
Views: 5256

That's a birthmark Captain Smashy!
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:45 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: CRIME! GUNS! second amendment?
Replies: 128
Views: 20687

I am a nonconformist artist that is totally pro 2nd amendment. As a private event I have no problem with Burning man being gun free. But I am curious what the reaction would be if Burning Man decided to be an anti-first amendment event. Or God forbid an anti-gay sex event. A private event on private...
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:05 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?
Replies: 38
Views: 5256

You are married to Mr. Michelle (lol)?
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:41 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?
Replies: 38
Views: 5256

Oh.... I forgot! This is what I look like.

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by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:26 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Public Health care option is America Gifting!
Replies: 29
Views: 3206

I am all for doing something about health care in this country. But I feel that referring to it as gifting would be very inaccurate. Gifting is voluntary. Health care would be paid for with taxes. If you go long enough without paying your taxes. Eventually friendly government employees with guns and...
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:04 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Road trip from hell...
Replies: 38
Views: 2752

My leg still hurts from driving Bovina halfway across the world to work on a stupid horror movie.

Too bad El Playa Blanca is too far away for my $15k helicopter with the oil leak (lol)
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:53 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: If burners made bumper stickers...
Replies: 20
Views: 2429

LE uses bumper stickers for profiling.

I'm not saying that's fair but it's enough of a reason for me to avoid putting any on my car.

But I wouldn't mind have one that said "Black Rock City Chamber of Anti-Commerce"
by Mister Satan
Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:39 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?
Replies: 38
Views: 5256

Does anybody actually read these newbie posts?

I've been to a regional burn (Flipside) and when I was in military back in the Bronze Age I did a lot of desert camping. Sadly there were no boobies or bags of ice in those deserts. And I have been wanting to visit El Playa Blanca since I saw the November 1996 issue of WIRED. So 2010 will be the the...

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