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by xaramonkey
Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:12 pm
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Pool of Plenty & Exchanghibition Bank
Replies: 67
Views: 29517

Checked the page. Dug the art. 20 on the way shortly.

Also, I would thoroughly enjoy part-time construction, crowd control, lifeguard, or cabanamonkey duties.

Traveler of both space and time possesses flowers and weapons. -e
by xaramonkey
Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:52 pm
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Pool of Plenty & Exchanghibition Bank
Replies: 67
Views: 29517

Dadara, Yes, I can imagine for 3 reasons. The picture of the suitcase of bills made me double-take even tho' I knew they weren't "real" bills. I'm sure the plastic bag would be seen as contraband by any law enforcement officer anywhere just because its a bag in suitcase full of money. I bet they wer...
by xaramonkey
Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Do not buy a ticket (end of the world coming)
Replies: 163
Views: 14269

bagofdeadmonkeys

i know... i know. The robots won. don't rub it in.

TRANSITION- yeah,thats what I'm hoping for. By the Mayan calendar, the world has already ended 7? times with no exploding Earth but always fast changes.
by xaramonkey
Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:57 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Watch out when buying Duct tape....
Replies: 50
Views: 9934

Thx AntiM. The E Playa's a little different since I really spent any time on this site til recently. I was wondering why the quotes were showing up as regular text.
by xaramonkey
Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:27 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Do not buy a ticket (end of the world coming)
Replies: 163
Views: 14269

Well, I'm hoping for early Sunday after the Man burns. One last week in BRC and would sure save alot of time pickin up trash and driving home. May 21... December 12...whenever. But the world MUST END before 2013 because thats when the payments start on all this really expensive furniture I got from ...
by xaramonkey
Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:26 am
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Pool of Plenty & Exchanghibition Bank
Replies: 67
Views: 29517

[quote="Nothing"]Yeah the exchange rate is really interesting. I saw on the Exchanghibition Bank website the sidebar that follows how different currency values relate to each other. I imagine that once your money goes into circulation it will be listed there as well? How does a new currency gain rea...
by xaramonkey
Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:32 pm
Forum: 2011 Art & Performance
Topic: Pool of Plenty & Exchanghibition Bank
Replies: 67
Views: 29517

Good luck getting thru Customs.

" Do you have any foreign animals, fruits, vegetables, medications or sums of currency in the amount above $2500 USD ?"

"No,no,no,no and yes. I have a swimming pool full of hand made bills."


ps- All arks go to Heaven.
by xaramonkey
Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:27 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 74134

S.O.T.P.-

"There are two ways you can live your life. One is as if nothing is a miracle, the other is as if everything is."

- Albert Einstein
by xaramonkey
Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:21 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 74134

Dougly- Why would the Gods waste their time and spunk ? Alien lizards cross-breeding with humans to become U.S. President to raise the price of gasoline and kill their own half-breed children with puffy clouds of heavy metal that drop out the tailpipes of low tech flying machines. Well...being All K...
by xaramonkey
Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:31 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Watch out when buying Duct tape....
Replies: 50
Views: 9934

[quote="theCryptofishist"][quote="xaramonkey"][quote="theCryptofishist"]"Gaffers" are part of the lighting crews in movie making. They use the tape to keep people from tripping over loose wires. The word "gaffer" is much older though. It means, I believe, "grandfather" or "elder" and is also applied...
by xaramonkey
Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:55 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Watch out when buying Duct tape....
Replies: 50
Views: 9934

[quote="theCryptofishist"]"Gaffers" are part of the lighting crews in movie making. They use the tape to keep people from tripping over loose wires. The word "gaffer" is much older though. It means, I believe, "grandfather" or "elder" and is also applied to the guy on a glass blowing team who does t...
by xaramonkey
Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:39 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 74134

Sorry space monkeys. I tried. This planet is overrun with robo-drones.Get back in the ship, we're outta here.

Thanks for the B-rations.

DEATH TO THE TERRAN SCUM !!
by xaramonkey
Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:42 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Watch out when buying Duct tape....
Replies: 50
Views: 9934

Gaffers tape. That's not a brand name. Don't know why it's called that. Tape for gaffers I guess. It looks kinda like duct tape but stronger and stickier. If you stick it sticky side to sticky side you need two pairs of pliers to get it unstuck. Comes in different colors too. I've still got things t...
by xaramonkey
Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:46 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Flowertropolis...go or no?!?!
Replies: 27
Views: 4097

"blumen fur alle"
by xaramonkey
Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:26 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 74134

Bonobots are winning the poll. The gene pool is clouded. Your enemy's monkey is...no... You're monkeys enemy is... um...Your robots monkey is your...?? I dunno.This is so confusing. But monkeys would win the dance-off cuz' robots have rhythm but they have no SOUL. ha! Dance Dance Devolution. Easy as...
by xaramonkey
Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:36 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Public food service at a theme camp?
Replies: 53
Views: 9553

MY personal favorite food camp: no name/no camp. Just a cute girl named Sunrise making chocolate chip pancakes at sunrise on a camp stove and sittin in the dust while her boyfriend made cups of coffee one at a time on the other burner and took back the used paper plates. So simple and perfect. Made ...
by xaramonkey
Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:52 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Flowertropolis...go or no?!?!
Replies: 27
Views: 4097

[quote="Simon of the Playa"]In all seriousness, it was amazing, grass sod, misters, and palm trees.


Thanks for sayin' so.

The whole rain forest thing was supposed to be" A Big Middle Finger To The Desert" Guess we should have expected the dust devil bitch-slap. Ouch!
by xaramonkey
Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:27 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Flowertropolis...go or no?!?!
Replies: 27
Views: 4097

2000 was the year it got smashed by the wind storm. Not much anybody could do about that part of the mess. That part in the rules about synthetic plants being better makes me giggle and cringe at the same time because if your camp is smashed to pieces theres gonna be...well... pieces. Blown all over...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:09 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 74134

adam link-- "mmm...bidi...bidi...bidi, I dunno Buck. Yer computer has made a mistake." That's an ape. Still no confirmed video of Monkey vs. Robot. Here's a black belt chimp tho. Soon as ASIMO figures out how to get up stairs, this is what he has comin at im! Monkey In Black Belt Karate[youtube][/yo...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:12 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Public food service at a theme camp?
Replies: 53
Views: 9553

deep fried Grey Water

Deep Fried Grey Water

Use cheap vodka and green orange squeezin's for color.

Garnish with a deep fried Chocodile.

Add Playa dust to taste.

mmmmmmmyum... reminds me of the Post Apocalyptic Bar '00
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:51 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Flowertropolis...go or no?!?!
Replies: 27
Views: 4097

and the Hand Of God thing was a little messy... hand out hand made flowers while wearing a hand made monkey suit. Works every time.
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:41 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Flowertropolis...go or no?!?!
Replies: 27
Views: 4097

oh... it was MOOP-y tho...the first year.
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:37 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: Flowertropolis...go or no?!?!
Replies: 27
Views: 4097

Go for it! But expect nothing to go as planned. AntiM- Sorry, have to disagree with the "no live plants" theory/rule based on personal experience. Ever heard of a little tent called Xara? Hundreds of square feet of LIVE grass was enjoyed by all...and the patch near the waterfall leak actually GREW a...
by xaramonkey
Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:20 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 74134

Thats not a monkey. Thats an ape. Monkeys have tails. My monkey could kick any Slowbots ASS !! cuz robots came from people and people came from monkeys. Devolution... and reach...the monkeys have the reach.

Any time, any place.

And no monkeymoticon? Silly humans and their tinkered-metal-men...

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