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by Major Krash
Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:06 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: When will the Gate open this year?
Replies: 10
Views: 1582

Re: When will the Gate open this year?

Gate is never late, Nor is it early. Gate opens precisely when it needs to...





(but what Erik said if you are not a Wizard)
by Major Krash
Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:25 am
Forum: 2015 Camps, Art & Activities
Topic: SIDESHOW! Carnival of Smoke and Mirrors
Replies: 218
Views: 20534

Re: SIDESHOW! Carnival of Smoke and Mirrors

while there is still time....
by Major Krash
Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:05 pm
Forum: 2015 Tickets Discussion
Topic: How long to sell out? A little ticket day fun.
Replies: 102
Views: 7437

Re: How long to sell out? A little ticket day fun.

vehicle passes sold out in less than 1 second (I clicked at 12:00:00:15 and could not get one)
by Major Krash
Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:46 pm
Forum: 2015 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Who got tickets in the Individual Sale?
Replies: 334
Views: 22834

Re: Who got tickets in the Individual Sale?

How far you been walkin' now About 100 miles You still got some more to walk I know, I got a little more to go I'm gettin' kind of tired but I got to keep on walkin' I'm walkin' barefoot, you know Keep on walkin', walkin' don't look back And keep on walkin', keep on walkin', don't look back And keep...
by Major Krash
Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:09 pm
Forum: 2015 Camps, Art & Activities
Topic: SIDESHOW! Carnival of Smoke and Mirrors
Replies: 218
Views: 20534

Re: SIDESHOW! Carnival of Smoke and Mirrors

Toiling away on the One True Path with absolute contentment....and a mitt full of corn dogs!

(Life is Good)
by Major Krash
Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:20 am
Forum: 2015 Camps, Art & Activities
Topic: SIDESHOW! Carnival of Smoke and Mirrors
Replies: 218
Views: 20534

Re: SIDESHOW! Carnival of Smoke and Mirrors

(does that mean the People's Oven-Mitt Factory can be re-started instead of turning them into those corn dogs?)
by Major Krash
Wed Feb 04, 2015 4:08 pm
Forum: 2015 Camps, Art & Activities
Topic: Well, It Started Right Up...
Replies: 37
Views: 4140

Re: Well, It Started Right Up...

yeah!

hope to see it running again also
by Major Krash
Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:42 am
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Leaving Burning Man Early?
Replies: 39
Views: 3657

Re: Leaving Burning Man Early?

leave now...


(avoid Exodus entirely)
by Major Krash
Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:21 am
Forum: 2015 Camps, Art & Activities
Topic: SIDESHOW! Carnival of Smoke and Mirrors
Replies: 218
Views: 20534

Re: SIDESHOW! Carnival of Smoke and Mirrors

if we can just remember where the Eihhammer power tunnels were....there was one that came out around 3 0'clock IIRC
by Major Krash
Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:25 am
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: 501(c)(3) Donation Matching Programs, Burning Man Ticketing
Replies: 18
Views: 3752

Re: 501(c)(3) Donation Matching Programs, Burning Man Ticket

what would they do with all this windfall money? concentrating anything is rarely a good idea, especially if there is no plan for what to do with the concentrate once you have it. This goes at least triple for money. (now, if they used this to create a 4-lane super highway with rest stops and some g...
by Major Krash
Fri Jan 16, 2015 4:32 am
Forum: 2015 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Half hour to go, no confirmation email yet?
Replies: 23
Views: 1649

Re: Half hour to go, no confirmation email yet?

...you guys are all this worried about buying pre-sale tickets for $800 each?
by Major Krash
Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: BACON IS DEAD...and has been for some time now.
Replies: 47
Views: 3074

Re: BACON IS DEAD...and has been for some time now.

Bacon is the duct tape of food...
by Major Krash
Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:58 pm
Forum: 2015 Tickets Discussion
Topic: car pass now more expensive than airport parking
Replies: 61
Views: 3857

Re: car pass now more expensive than airport parking

hovercrafts across the tribal lands...
by Major Krash
Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:11 pm
Forum: 2015 Tickets Discussion
Topic: car pass now more expensive than airport parking
Replies: 61
Views: 3857

Re: car pass now more expensive than airport parking

...projecting into the future when the population exceeds 1 million, each them camp will get only 1 vehicle-pass for all it's people & gear, so all vehicles will be fully-loaded 18-wheelers, 27,000 of them (except for the RV's for the elite citizens, of course)

:)
by Major Krash
Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:36 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: A Statement from Jim Tananbaum
Replies: 187
Views: 12115

Re: A Statement from Jim Tananbaum

Leo wrote:So what the hell does this have to do with Jim T. and his lame-ass excuses?
he wasn't breast fed as a child?
by Major Krash
Mon Dec 15, 2014 3:54 pm
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Zeer pot on playa?
Replies: 10
Views: 1305

Re: Zeer pot on playa?

I'm with Figjam - this just seems like a solution in search of a problem. A well insulated cooler with ice is also zero emissions, there's zero sand to haul up & back (and to worry about becoming MOOP), there's zero ceramic to worry about breaking on playa or in transit, and you don't even need to ...
by Major Krash
Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:10 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: LarryCo Responds re: Commodification Camps
Replies: 158
Views: 10391

Re: LarryCo Responds re: Commodification Camps

Maybe we do need more. Considering that up until now there has been ONE. One dissenting voice publicly calling on the Borg for more accountability and integrity. Talking about having a head stuck in the sand. Piss Clear existed for 13 years (and had closed up shop before you ever hit the playa) and...
by Major Krash
Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:20 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Toward a PnP Code of Ethics and Best Practices
Replies: 176
Views: 10437

Re: Toward a PnP Code of Ethics and Best Practices

Why complain? Follow the leadership of Larry! -Sell extra tickets for whatever you can! (STEP is for suckers) -Leave messes for "others" to deal with! DPW-flunkies loves this! -Show up late (contribute nothing) and break any rules that are bothersome! (rules are so 2005) -Promise big, and under deli...
by Major Krash
Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:46 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: DJ Art Cars And Their Effect On Art
Replies: 270
Views: 22471

Re: DJ Art Cars And Their Effect On Art

Simply take a few moments to video the offenders (discretely from a distance, as if you are admiring the awesomeness of the gift they provide) along with a quick view of a piece of paper that has the place and date and time...and for a bonus get the DMV permit # in your video (or write it down to be...
by Major Krash
Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:30 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Drones as art
Replies: 13
Views: 1316

Re: Drones as art

... I bet the borg... How am I just realizing that the bmorg can be abbreviated to The Borg (ala Star Trek if anyone is as dense as iI was). I don't tend to equate the two, but I'm sure there are plentyof cynics that would :-) ....that was 2005, or about when the little-folk stopped mattering (BOrg...
by Major Krash
Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:49 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: DJ Art Cars And Their Effect On Art
Replies: 270
Views: 22471

Re: DJ Art Cars And Their Effect On Art

...never seen an even DJ (just odd ones)

:lol:
by Major Krash
Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:46 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: After how many burns do the memories blend together?
Replies: 31
Views: 2332

Re: After how many burns do the memories blend together?

2 or 3 for me...but important things are always "time-stamped" in some way so I can figure out what year it was (generally based on art projects of friends)....however for me, there were also vivid dreams of BM that, with passing years, are beginning to blur more and more with the real memories (or ...
by Major Krash
Thu Aug 07, 2014 1:33 pm
Forum: 2014 Theme Camps
Topic: Elliot's Bicycle Service & Tap Room
Replies: 475
Views: 30469

Re: Elliot's Bicycle Service & Tap Room

Elliot travelling to BM2013
by Major Krash
Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:25 pm
Forum: Regional Network
Topic: My heart goes out to Utah and the e11 burners tonight
Replies: 94
Views: 12350

Re: My heart goes out to Utah and the e11 burners tonight

we have had our incidents also (not this serious)....Burn Perimeter is a serious business....more than just getting a cool T-Shirt...time to review the plan again
by Major Krash
Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:32 pm
Forum: 2014 Mutant Vehicles
Topic: Tips for Art Car Drivers/Leaders...
Replies: 34
Views: 5875

Re: Tips for Art Car Drivers/Leaders...

also, people WILL try to start/hot-wire your mutant vehicle if they can gain access to it when it is unattended...be sure to park it when you are done in an area of your camp that is at least under observation, or nearby so you might hear when people are messing with it. When you park on the Playa a...
by Major Krash
Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:24 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Countering blue flag abuse?
Replies: 94
Views: 7254

Re: Countering blue flag abuse?

Look at the map before you set-up to avoid theme camp areas, and if anyone is nearby (and awake/sober) consider asking them about the neighborhood (not just "reservations" for friends, but sound camp plans and nearest potties). Best to avoid poaching theme camp spaces after monday unless the neighbo...
by Major Krash
Tue May 27, 2014 4:58 pm
Forum: 2014 Theme Camps
Topic: SIDESHOW 2014- Caravan of Freaks and Oddities
Replies: 112
Views: 11790

Re: SIDESHOW 2014- Caravan of Freaks and Oddities

"Slip-Sliding Away....."

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