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by catinthefunnyhat
Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:04 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Burning Man is rape culture, but not how you think; we're raping Mother Earth! All the camps that aren't my camp are filthy MOOPers! We should all be required to build our own solar panels out of blue-green algae and use them to power all of our lights and cookstoves. We should stop burning things, ...
by catinthefunnyhat
Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:48 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

DJs are talentless hacks who just press "play" on their machines and then dance around. Look: Skrillex! I heard all these so-called "DJs" were getting free tickets/EA passes/hookers/blow. It's just not fair! I could totally do what they do, but I choose not to debase myself that way/nobody will let ...
by catinthefunnyhat
Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:00 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12504
Views: 562925

Re: The person below me

:lol: :lol: :lol: Ahem... no, not funny at all. :wink: :lol:
TPBM had a favourite tree to climb as a kid.
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:48 pm
Forum: 2012 Art & Performance
Topic: The Punjabi Dating Game
Replies: 40
Views: 3862

Re: The Punjabi Dating Game

ygmir wrote:*licks eyebrows, heads backstage*

Oooh... I see you bring some special qualifications to the game.
Now let's see you take that act downstage.
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1606634

Re: In 3 words.........

Farmer sausage = better.
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1606634

Re: In 3 words.........

I just barfed.
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Listen for people saying "aboot." Because that's exactly how Canadianites talk.
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: WHATS IN? WHATS OUT?
Replies: 308
Views: 40703

Re: WHATS IN? WHATS OUT?

Out: The Secret.
In: Manifestation.
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rest In Peace
Replies: 3108
Views: 400087

Re: Rest In Peace

Fucking fuck cancer, fuck.

RIP, Sally, and thank you.
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Oh, no! My dog will pee on the playa. What could be the harm in it?
I plan to sit on that grass, you know. Do you think I'm a savage?
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Can I bring my tree/grass patch/seed bomb*/houseplant to Burning Man?
Why the fuck not? I'll be super-careful and everything.
:poutyface:


*A little self-mockery here....
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread
Replies: 350
Views: 20906

Re: 2012 Ticket Scorekeeping Thread

I guess an RV with good karma (car-ma?) was a station wagon in a past life and will be a houseboat in its next one (if it keeps up the karmic goodness). Then a yacht, then a rocketship. Of course, it's hard for an RV to maintain good k/carma, what with the gas-guzzling and all. It probably has to be...
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Bob wrote:fucking pussydick
A new entry in my swearing lexicon. And yet one more reason to love you, Bob. Seriously -- I'm smitten. :oops:
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

I lost my favourite hat on the playa last year. Or maybe it was the year before. I forgot all about it until just now, but now that I remember it, I'm desperate to get it back. It's brown and fuzzy with ears like a baby bear. So cutteeeeee! I think I lost it at the intersection of 2:00 and Centre Ca...
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

So I'm a 15-year burner who is very burny and loves to burn stuff at Burning Man, which is my home. My new girlfriend isn't burny at all (although she is smokin' hot!). She thinks the event is stupid, and she and won't come to Burning Man. I told her I was going without her, and she got all jealous ...
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

I want to buy and sell all kinds of illegal substances on the playa. I figure if I let the LEOs feel my tits, they'll turn a blind eye..... right?
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1606634

Re: In 3 words.........

bumpity bump bump...
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

My SO and I are looking for a theme camp to join. Preferably in an RV with another really cool couple. Did I mention we're both young and single? I can't imagine there's anything else you'd need to know about us, so I'll leave it at that and just bump this thread every couple of days so nobody misse...
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:05 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

I've found someone who claims to have tickets to sell me, but I'm afraid of being cheated/robbed/murdered. Where should I meet him?
(a) In my home.
(b) In his home.
(c) In a bank.
(d) In a public space.
(e) In the same dark alley where I purchase party drugs and blow jobs -- duh!
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:57 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12504
Views: 562925

Re: The person below me

Yeah, relocating to Toronto from Winnipeg. Movers took the big stuff, we had a rented minivan with the rest. We hit a moose on a dark and lonely stretch of highway in Northern Ontario. Both of us ok, but the moose was dead and the van was totalled. It was a baby moose, so only the size of a horse, a...
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:42 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1606634

Re: In 3 words.........

a vicious cycle?
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:31 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Appeal filed against the raised population cap of 60,900
Replies: 114
Views: 9236

Re: Appeal filed against the raised population cap of 60,900

Indeed. I feel bad about hastily snarking in here. The discussion is actually quite interesting, and the facts are well presented. I agree that it would be nice to see some proper studies on the changes in the playa and whether/how much Burning Man has significantly contributed to those. Any large e...
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:06 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: MY FAVORITE VIDEO (TODAY) IS...
Replies: 3326
Views: 345503

Re: MY FAVORITE MOVIE ON YOUTUBE (TODAY) IS...

This made me a little weepy.
Of course, that's because I'm a big baby...

[youtube][/youtube]
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:02 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1606634

Re: In 3 words.........

Wheels within wheels.
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:51 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1606634

Re: In 3 words.........

Always a scam.
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:43 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: my mind begins to hum...
Replies: 10673
Views: 940991

Re: my mind begins to hum...

[youtube][/youtube]

You've got to turn it off..
NO!!!
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:42 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: WHATS IN? WHATS OUT?
Replies: 308
Views: 40703

Re: WHATS IN? WHATS OUT?

Out: Superstar DJs
In: Here we go!
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:25 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: A face to go along with your witty posts 2011/2012 Edition
Replies: 552
Views: 43874

Re: A face to go along with your witty posts 2011/2012 Editi

Yay! More beautiful faces! I'm going to have to study this thread before I go to the playa. ((MA)) you look so beautiful, happy, and I love that purple in your hair! Very elegant. Lonesomebri, I totally thought you were a woman. But you're a handsome fella with a fantastic fashion sense, and you loo...
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:02 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1606634

Re: In 3 words.........

^My life, nutshelled.
by catinthefunnyhat
Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 44614

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

Yeah, it was rough with breakfast. I'm choosing to believe it's not actually what it looks like. Seriously... the colour.... it's playa-dust mud in the pottie and paint on the walls. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I wouldn't advise making a close inspection to verify or refute my hypothesis...

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