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by uBeRpLaYa
Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

sPeAkInG oF oNe oF tHoSe, bE bAcK iN a LiTtLe wHiLe
by uBeRpLaYa
Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

EspressoDude wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:
Zulegoona wrote: I do need to get out more or have the kind of fun your having staying in ,...
sO wHy dOn'T yOu iNvItE sOmE oF tHe gIrLs fRoM yOuR LoCaL GeNtLeMaNs cLuB oVeR tO HeLp fIx yOuR dRaIn?
uber: do you mean "clean his pipes!!??"
a LoNg, hOt, sLoW, sLoPpY bLoWjOb aLwAyS wOrKs wOnDeRs, yEs?
by uBeRpLaYa
Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:24 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

wE mIgHt bE AbLe tO dO sOmE pIcS aNd pOsT tHeM iN a LiTtLe wHiLe
by uBeRpLaYa
Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

Zulegoona wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:sounds like a fun party Uber, but like I said
yOu nEeD tO gEt oUt mOrE
aNd wHaT iS "oN fUn"?
I do need to get out more or have the kind of fun your having staying in ,...
sO wHy dOn'T yOu iNvItE sOmE oF tHe gIrLs fRoM yOuR LoCaL GeNtLeMaNs cLuB oVeR tO HeLp fIx yOuR dRaIn?
by uBeRpLaYa
Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

Zulegoona wrote:sounds like a fun party Uber, but like I said
Zulegoona wrote:I have my on fun planned I still have that drain in the basement to fix,........ Oh what fun I will have!
yOu nEeD tO gEt oUt mOrE
aNd wHaT iS "oN fUn"?
by uBeRpLaYa
Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

Zulegoona wrote:give us a hint Uber have you been out on the pole or are you getting ready to go out on the pole?
tHeRe aRe sOmE nEw gIrLs tHaT i wOrK wItH hErE aNd tHeY aRe aLL oVeR tHe PoLe. i hAvE sOmEtHiNg eLsE iN mInD fOr LaTeR
by uBeRpLaYa
Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

Box Burner wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:gUeSs wHaT i aM wEaRiNg
Diamond g-string?
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

bEcAuSe tHe mAn wHo gAvE iT tO mE iS rIgHt hErE! iT iS bEgInNiNg tO gEt a LiTtLe cRaZy aNd iT iSn'T eVeN dArK yEt.
by uBeRpLaYa
Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

gUeSs wHaT i aM wEaRiNg
by uBeRpLaYa
Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:09 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

wE aRe hAvInG a LiTtLE pArTy tOnIgHt. i hAvE a kEg oF sAmUeL aDaMs aNd HeLiTaK tEmPoRaRiLy iNsTaLLeD hIS bRaSs sTrIpPeR PoLe oN mY dEcK. tHiS ShOuLd bE fUn wHeN tHe sUn gOeS dOwN.
by uBeRpLaYa
Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

i nEeD a pOoL bOy, oR a pOoL mAn. aNd a dRiNk
by uBeRpLaYa
Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

iT iS sO nIcE tO hAvE mY oWn sWiMmInG pOoL. mAkEs iT sO mUcH eAsIeR tO nOt hAvE tAn LiNeS. tHeRe aRe gIn aNd tOnIc mAkInGs oN tHe dEcK.
by uBeRpLaYa
Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

Ranger Genius wrote:Speaking of pickles, yesterday when I was talking to an idiot.....
sO tHiS pErSoN mIs-PrOnOuNcEd a wOrD, iS nOt aS vErSeD aS yOu iN gEEk sPeAk sO hE oR sHe iS aN iDiOt? "SeLf LaBeLeD" sUpPoSeD InTeLLeCt, aNd wOrKiNg rEtAiL
by uBeRpLaYa
Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:35 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Why are you an atheist?
Replies: 722
Views: 97264

aNd aLL oF tHiS mEaNs nOtHinG aS tHe jAcK$On$ aPpEaR oN mY sTage

tHeRe aRe nO aThEiStS iN a sTrIp cLuB
by uBeRpLaYa
Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:48 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Why are you an atheist?
Replies: 722
Views: 97264

mAyBe iT iS tHe fAcT tHaT sOmE oF yOu LiKe tO aRgUe iNnAnE pOiNtS aD nAuSeUm, kInEtIc. pErHaPs iF yOu LeT gO oF yOuR iNnEr aNgEr, LiFe wOuLd bE a LoT nIcEr fOr yOu.
by uBeRpLaYa
Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

tHiS iS tHe cUrReNt vIeW fRoM tHe dEsErT pOrCh, 119 iN tHe sHaDe
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by uBeRpLaYa
Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

yOuR WeLcOmE. i kNoW wHeN i sAw HeLiTaKs aPpLe pOwErBoOk, i hAd tO hAvE oNe, sO tHaT iS wHaT i hAvE
by uBeRpLaYa
Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

theCryptofishist wrote:
pinemom wrote:but now Im armed again with assplates!
Well, don't fart.
dO tHey LeT yOu tYpE fArT aT wOrK?
by uBeRpLaYa
Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

HeLi mAdE sOmE dArK rOaSt sUmAtRaN, hEre iS fOr yOu, wHaT kInD oF cOmPuTeR?
by uBeRpLaYa
Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

sOrRy i wAs jUsT a LiTtLe dIstRaCtEd
by uBeRpLaYa
Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

sputnik wrote:Blueberry pancakes and sausage would be great.

Thanks.
nO bLuEbErRiEs, jUSt sTrAwBeRrIeS
by uBeRpLaYa
Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

joel the ornery wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:wE jUsT wOkE uP aNd i aM mAkInG bReAkFaSt, wHaT wOuLd yOu LiKe?
i'd like what Heli's having.

hee hee hee
iT's mOsT DeFiNiTeLy nO CaLoRiE
by uBeRpLaYa
Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

wE jUsT wOkE uP aNd i aM mAkInG bReAkFaSt, wHaT wOuLd yOu LiKe?
by uBeRpLaYa
Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

HeLiTaKs AmBuLaNcE iS cOmInG bAcK. tHe fUn rOoM iS tHe rUbBiN rOoM aNd tHe sHeEts aReN't rUbBeR, bUt tHeY aRe gOiNg tO bE vErY aCtIvE iN jUsT a fEw mInUtEs,
by uBeRpLaYa
Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

tHe rAdIo sAyS tHe AmBuLaNcE iS cOmInG bAcK, bEtTer gEt tHe rUbBin rOoM rEaDY.
by uBeRpLaYa
Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

WeLL i dOn"T eItHeR, aNd i aM vERy pIcKy. jUsT oNe fOr mE. nEvEr LeT tHe cUsToMeRs eVeN cLoSe, dRiVeS tHeM cRaZy. nO fEaR, jUsT vErY hOrNy nOw
by uBeRpLaYa
Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

sO wHaT aRe yOu sAyInG, rEaLLy?
by uBeRpLaYa
Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

a bUcK a tHrOw?
by uBeRpLaYa
Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

blueniteowl wrote:
thisisthatwhichis wrote:
Not even a peck on the cheek?....
See? Now everyone is hoping for kisses and in order to be able to do that, I'd pretty much have to set up a kissing booth and spend all my time doing it.
wHaT aRe yOu wAiTiNg fOr, aN iNvItAtIoN?
by uBeRpLaYa
Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

i aM nOt GrOwLiNg, i'M hOrNy, aNd sOmEoNe nEeDs tO cOmE bAcK vErY sOoN oR i mIgHt jUsT bUrSt
by uBeRpLaYa
Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7294162

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