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by CrispyDave
Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:29 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Singular birgin needs a welcoming camp!
Replies: 37
Views: 4092

Re: Singular birgin needs a welcoming camp!

graidawg wrote:PART UNICORN? you either or are or are not unicorn there is no part.
I was part Unicorn once....
Then I pulled out....
by CrispyDave
Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:07 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: appreciative newbie
Replies: 17
Views: 2009

Re: appreciative newbie

I don't know he may be willing to tie you to the hood of his car....

Can you put together a deer costume for the Playa?
by CrispyDave
Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:05 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: appreciative newbie
Replies: 17
Views: 2009

Re: appreciative newbie

I will be leaving on Saturday and can give you a ride then, meet me by the road.
by CrispyDave
Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:20 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: A point of clarification to you hippies and newbies
Replies: 80
Views: 9476

Re: A point of clarification to you hippies and newbies

Re: A point of clarification to you hippies...

I tried clarifying a Hippy once, couldn't render out anything at all...
by CrispyDave
Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:33 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Anecdotal stuff
Replies: 27
Views: 2772

Re: Anecdotal stuff

Don't Panic
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 51285

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

graidawg wrote:how do you use google?

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off& ... 40&bih=775
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
Replies: 371
Views: 51285

Re: I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!

graidawg wrote:ygmir. i am british, to say i am french is high treason
So tell them ur British and it's your spare teeth...
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:27 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme
Topic: Unlikely Burning Man 2012 Themes
Replies: 195
Views: 48122

Re: Unlikely Burning Man 2012 Themes

2013 BURNING HIPPY
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:43 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: What items do you carry when walking the Playa?
Replies: 233
Views: 48342

Re: What's in your backpack?

A six pack of blood orange soda, right now. Must remember to get it out of there and bring with me... Does anyone else use the event as an excuse for all sorts of culinary indulgences? A six pack of blood orange soda Is that the stuff from Trader Joes? My brother in law brought some over Thanksgivi...
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:26 pm
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Bloody Mary Tips
Replies: 17
Views: 7505

Re: Bloody Mary Tips

Thanks for the tips, guys. I think I'm going to go with Mr. & Mrs. T's(I pitty da' fool :lol: ) or Snappy Tom, and throw in a little Worcestershire sause, black papper and celery salt as I'm serving. The mix really isn't the star of the show, you see, I've had some bacon steeping in vodka for the p...
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:58 pm
Forum: Leave No Trace
Topic: The Burner's Guide To Leaving No Trace
Replies: 73
Views: 81932

Re: The Burner's Guide To Leaving No Trace

And please poop and pee in the Portos...
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:54 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: 9th Year of NOT Getting to Burning Man :-( POLITICS Pls Read
Replies: 62
Views: 9689

Re: 9th Year of NOT Getting to Burning Man :-( POLITICS Pls

I would gladly pay for the gas if you could guarantee a showdown on the playa.


Battle of the Victorias in the Thunderdome...
by CrispyDave
Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:37 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Man Clothes
Replies: 214
Views: 66841

Re: Man Clothes

theCryptofishist wrote:So we're all meeting at the man Wednesday morning at five and we're going to Dress the Man!


Next question: Does the man dress left or right?
You will have a hard time dressing the man Wednesday morning, I hear he has a bad case of Morning Wood...
by CrispyDave
Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:33 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Anyone use a product called "salt-away"
Replies: 13
Views: 1973

Re: Anyone use a product called "salt-away"

Vaseline works great to keep the dust off of the paint....
by CrispyDave
Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:25 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme
Topic: Unlikely Burning Man 2012 Themes
Replies: 195
Views: 48122

Re: Unlikely Burning Man 2012 Themes

Birken Stock
Sparkle Pony Roundup
Lust in the Dust
by CrispyDave
Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:46 pm
Forum: 2012 Art & Performance
Topic: Drum circles around the man
Replies: 16
Views: 2014

Re: Drum circles around the man

if you had bothered to check the new rules you would have clearly seen the section that stated the entire city all the way to the perimeter is a No Drum Circle Circle. please take that hippy shit to symbiosis or something. Whew... I am glad it states a no drum circle circle and not a no drum circle...
by CrispyDave
Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:16 am
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: So, Who are You Doing for the Meet 'n' Greet?
Replies: 35
Views: 3858

Re: So, Who are You Doing for the Meet 'n' Greet?

So then whats the story with Crotchless Strawberry Gummy Panties
by CrispyDave
Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:04 am
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: So, Who are You Doing for the Meet 'n' Greet?
Replies: 35
Views: 3858

Re: So, Who are You Doing for the Meet 'n' Greet?

Are Bacon flavored condoms considered food or protection?
by CrispyDave
Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:54 am
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: So what are you doing for the Meet & Greet in 2012?
Replies: 1187
Views: 107349

Re: So what are you doing for the Meet & Greet in 2012?

I am making spiced bourbon to bring, it has been steeping two weeks so far and smells wonderful.

Binge Drinking Barbie approves....
by CrispyDave
Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:43 am
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: So what are you doing for the Meet & Greet in 2012?
Replies: 1187
Views: 107349

Re: So what are you doing for the Meet & Greet in 2012?

RedHeaven wrote:I have virtual steel toed docs over my hippy sandals. Step all you want, I am mosh ready
What no Steel Toed Hippy Sandals?
by CrispyDave
Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:40 am
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Looking for cheap shade options
Replies: 37
Views: 3916

Re: Looking for cheap shade options

maladroit wrote:The bare, painful minimum would be PVC, Home Depot parking lot, and a hacksaw.

Upgrade to a jigsaw and some method of actually powering it, and you're living in luxury.
Be sure to MOOP the plastic sawdust in the Home Depot parking lot remember this is a leave no trace event...
by CrispyDave
Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:15 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: How @ risk is my ticket!?!?
Replies: 30
Views: 4069

Re: How @ risk is my ticket!?!?

Unfortunately, no one can calculate the exact risk. You can check your confirmation against the numbers here, but it should not be considered a complete list of voided tickets. http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?f=290&t=54945 The risk it exactly 50/50 you get in or you dont. Not counting so...
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:40 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Maid Service and show horse stables.
Replies: 7
Views: 1144

Re: Maid Service and show horse stables.

Send them all out to the Practice Joke seminar out by the trash fence.

Not my idea just repeating what I have found....

But still one of the better ones I have found...
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:33 pm
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: Class D digital PWM power amplifiers on the playa
Replies: 7
Views: 1923

Re: Class D digital PWM power amplifiers on the playa

2000 Watt Mono Block Waterproof Marine Mosfet Digital Amplifiers work great.

Load them down into a cooler and go to town....
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:27 pm
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: Class D digital PWM power amplifiers on the playa
Replies: 7
Views: 1923

Re: Class D digital PWM power amplifiers on the playa

Try a larger cooler with good insulation properties, fit the amp/s inside a cooler/s and seal them shut run copper wire coils inside the cooler and have it enter at one end and exit at the other, seal these egresss as well. Run chilled water or freon or air through the could, ideally you have a thir...
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:21 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !
Replies: 251
Views: 74833

Re: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Darn Damn Dirty Hippies
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:11 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Maid Service and show horse stables.
Replies: 7
Views: 1144

Re: Maid Service and show horse stables.

Last year my maid refused to clean my tour bus RV. I had to fire her on the spot. Her replacement claims her son is sick and she cannot come with me to Burning Man because, get this, "he is very important." If he was important he would be able to hire her as a maid. Why doesn't she just cash out so...
by CrispyDave
Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:59 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Solar shower bag...which way to the sun?
Replies: 19
Views: 3738

Re: Solar shower bag...which way to the sun?

Try a coffee enema, no need for a shower..... Warms u right up and you wont care if your clean.....

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