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by nipples
Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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I'm happy for you both that he is not an ingrate, but an Employee! On Monday as I pulled into work I thought of how it would vastly improve "Reality Check" in every worksite across this great nation of ours if every Employee & Employer were required to once a monthe wear a plushie animal costume. ~n...
by nipples
Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:00 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Orions belt is doing a three-light twinkle show tonight.
West/south western sky. He is kilted/tilted?! (on left foot to left).

Duno why I mentioned that, some of you have overcast or bright lights from that RAVE CAMP out your tent window tonight.
by nipples
Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Um, Zule, I know how we rode here together tonight and all and you made that drink fer me.... ah.... I'm gonna be wnting to take a ride with miss Elise afterall.

~pulls down back of pants to check for bite mark, ala the Morton Salt™ girl~

Oh good.
She left a special keepsake.
by nipples
Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Eeeep! Vomiting in bar is icky, giggles! When I was a kid, if you complained of being sick, you were given negative feedback in the form of a tablespoon of Cod Liver Oil, which tastes pretty much like one might imagine fish oil to taste. A patient having tumor radiation theropy of the ass (TRTA) whe...
by nipples
Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Back to elephants, anyways. I know this IS a bar, and we are SUPPOSED to be drinking, but they could be pink elephants, and me in delirium tremons.... When I lay me down to sleep a thousand ants beneath my feet when it is our time to go the front-most ant will take in tow all others grasp that task ...
by nipples
Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:05 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Hey!
This is pretty good.
Salty, pickled..... tough yet giving.
Compliant knuckle cartilage?
Thousand year egg?

Oh these secrets!
If only Tisha were hear.
Surely she would know.
by nipples
Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:00 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Goonight Mr. Z.
Goodnight Ms. Elise.

~eyes pickled chew things in a jar~

Yes! I'll have one of those, please!

~points to future gastrenome~
by nipples
Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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will you speak of love may we yet embrace this thing elephant in room Whew! ~shakes all over while brushing dust off in door-way~ I am romantically involved that elephants go to a graveyard to "die". If you tell me to get a room, I'll ask for adjoining so I can knock on the Secret Door & have it ope...
by nipples
Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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all lips succumb
seek kisses twist
care not favor me
by nipples
Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:13 pm
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Topic: The Bar
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~reels then steadfast~

Arrgh!

About them sweet kisses, me dear.
Ye best plant them on me rear, as up front
has barnacles & barricades to free trade.

~looks at pecker in glorious state of arousal, sighs, walks away~
by nipples
Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: P.O.T.D.
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Views: 37800

First time I ever had Yukon Jack was from a big livestock innoculation syringe from in an insulated thermos, at below freezing temperatures

(Ranger Genius)
by nipples
Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:00 pm
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Topic: The Bar
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oh you
i do smile
oh you
by nipples
Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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My dear Sputnik!
Thank you, I would very much enjoy Yukon Jack poured over ice, then dumped into ice & refilled & squeeze a lemon rind to add its' zest.

Sorry I f-d up last week about the legally perscibed reference to you.

~offers head to butt~
by nipples
Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:36 pm
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Topic: The Bar
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these are my big balls
let loose slapping your fine face
pecker down your throat
by nipples
Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:25 pm
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Topic: The Bar
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When I try to sleep, my concious mind is asked to not direct each scene explicitly. Wide eyed in wonder, gagged with wet pillow-case, still i am not pleased. Oh! A quick toast to my homies at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, then it's beddy-bye time for to see what becomes of morn. ~raises glass, drinks~ Skøl!
by nipples
Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:01 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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I enjoyed the discussion about the muse... whether she was aware of her inspiration. Also, that we all may be muses to each other. I'm pretty sure s/he is not fickle, but always present. That if The Muse is sense, when i am not with her i am in non-sense. Have a spiffy day, my freinds! ~braces White...
by nipples
Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:40 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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~sets grape drink, plays with tits~

Here you go.

I am curious
what tommorrow brings
whom may say hello
by nipples
Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:29 am
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Topic: The Bar
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~tent flaps open. ice crystals fall.~

Hello?!

I'll just leave this case of Tanqueray Gin
in case ( I got a feeling!) someone is thirsty.

~takes one bottle, exit/hops snow drifts happily~
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:50 pm
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Topic: The Bar
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Hey! Small world. Sputnik is on a Vicodin™ lawfully perscibed perscription this week! I gotta go get a barrel of pickles & a dozen gallons of pickled eggs. Am really glad no knuckle or gizzard eaters are in the crowd. Those things freak me out, giggling & wiggling all brownish grey on the passenger ...
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Sounds like Goodnight, RebA!

Oh good.
More survey participants!

Bluenightowl has had pickles
I have had pickled eggs

Any requests for The Bar?

~old crappy truck starts outside tent~
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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You & me, Ms. Blue.
What ya wanna do?

Have you ever eaten anything
pickled in a jar behind the bar?!
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:27 pm
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Topic: The Bar
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Thanks for the music, Mr. Sandwichman!
I enjoyed it.. caught/tuned in on the MP3
rotation after you stopped spinning.
Wish I'da heard you spin, you guy you.
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Dear Guinivere Elise,

Um, Ive got a girlfreind & all,
so take it as a sign of RESPECT
that your face moves me even more than
the wildcat sitting atop tree roots.


nipples
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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I gotta go.

Good night, Mister Z.

Good night, Miss QuineverElise.

Good night, Sputnik.

Good night Purple Koosh.

Goodnight LaChatNoir.

If I missed anyone else in the bar, I'll hose you down on the flip-flop.

~stuffs a baked potatoe into chest pouch, hops off into the bunny patch~
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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The lady in the park might have had one.. except:
1) She did not.
2) I ate it!


Just kidding. Sorry!
I checked out the link.
Loyal, fluffy, strong (cute)... rrrwol!
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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post his a link, please!

I've tried him before but Real-time is not
working so well w/him on my iMac...

I gotta go for awhile, check in later, eh!

~firm thigh bump contact~
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Rosemary would be fine....
~signals to waiting-to-exit chef noir~

I just did'nt wanna say anything
to remind you to come up for air.

I am better that your face has found
my chest.

~starts to bow but sees blinky light on floor, picks it up~
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Oh oh.
I stopped from putting butter on all those taters,
in order to use olive oil on some (3), but cannot
for the life of me recall if I put either on any!

~pulls beer from cooler~

pfhst!
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:31 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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I'm hungry for potatoes.

~slices six of Idahos'™ best, scores w/knife, flavors & wraps in foil~

Thanks for cooking, LaChatNoir!
by nipples
Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Views: 7252347

I can only imagine what tapioca futures are doing!

Gomez is the happiest guy ever.

Thanks for dressing up tonight, Sputnik!

(others should NOT feel obligated....)

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