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by nipples
Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

~sets twelve pack of cold LaBatts on bar~ I'm heading to Europe tommorrow. Be gone three weeks, eh. Be my first time there, starting in Spain, then Italy, then France. Traveling with my girlfreind, never wanted to go there without my girlfreind. She's swell. And den? And den? ~raises glass to toast ...
by nipples
Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

~produces two slices bread from pouch~


Hello!
Here to make a sandwich.
pardon me, barkeep.

~reaches into drink garnish tray
pulls olives & celery. smashes nuts on rail~

Yeah, that is gonna be good for me

~adds sliced red & yellow peppers, sprig parsley~
by nipples
Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

My thanks to you, ThePikey.

~pfsst~
by nipples
Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Oh yeah. Some insurance agent called me "gaunt" at work yesterday.

Is that like Icabod Crane, Montgomery Burns?!

I'd be upset, but have since roasted & eaten his livestock.
by nipples
Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Master & master, master & dog, dog & master, dog & dog.

Three LaBatts' Blue, if you please, barkeep!
by nipples
Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

is this lubricant
no need annex or divide
meeting in middle
by nipples
Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

G'night, Sputnik.

The toast then (fianlly!) is to Love....
the last resort, the only truth,
to Love!

~drinks & smashes glass in fireplace~
by nipples
Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

BTW I have a whole shit load of LOVE
parked out back,
they want to know if they can come in.
by nipples
Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

"Whatever"?!

Was going to say "do not leave angry, just leave your booze",
but will change that to "Whatever, just leave your booze" if yer gonna
use the "W" word.

not said to condone
free needles at the clinic
safety first nitrous
by nipples
Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:08 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Good tip, Sandwichman. I've only had Nitrous Oxide at the dentist. She knows to turn it up PAST all the way, likes to see me fetal curl when they go to lunch. However, a tech is ever present, to balance Oxygen and most of all, to bring it slowly back, my level of oxygen, or you can get the "benz" (b...
by nipples
Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Ah, Sputnik!

I see life remains kind to you,
your holdings of Tapioca farms in South America?

I've got a gin & seven-up going that needs a toast....
meanwhile, thanks & heads up to Zulegoona for
thinking of me last night, to no avail.
by nipples
Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

~trap door opens, figure clumps way up rickety yet sure steps~

oH crap.
hot glue gun does not bind cheese curds.

~waves to someone looking quisitive, hoping they "work" here &
will bring some whatever over~
by nipples
Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

~enters surrepticiously, loking side to side. drags heavily laden #1 canvas mail sack (locked & lumpy) over to trap door. throws over shoulder, recedes laughing maniacally~

mwaah. mwahhh. mwaaaaah!

~trap door closes, then opens, arm reaches out, grasps a couple Labatts. trap door closes~
by nipples
Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

I'm an insensitive whore for humor... sorry if that
offended Spanky. Nice work, & thanks a lot, eh.
by nipples
Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Took some doing, but I researched the last 24 hours before the big-"crash" on the bar thread.. and both Guinivere & Blue referenced that they were off to take a shower.... then bzzzzt.. frrrp. blink! spanky the monkey pulling wires & short hairs wet hard driving man So, that's my theory & I'm sticki...
by nipples
Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Empire Store (general discussion)
Replies: 723
Views: 83701

I like thinking that Blue & Noir are meeting tomorrow. Maybe she'd intended "see you" as in "see you on the board" but in my fairy-tale mind, are hopes of a southern gentlemen & a lass so fair night cares her eyes stay bright while others deem to sleep. Oh, yeah. It's gonna be kinda busy in the bar ...
by nipples
Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Empire Store (general discussion)
Replies: 723
Views: 83701

Ministry of Good Fortune Cookies
(no more advice or criptic shit... fortunes!)

Department of Condiments
(seeking perfect dispensation of chocolate sauce, bbq, etc)

May all your problems be small....

nipples
by nipples
Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Empire Store (general discussion)
Replies: 723
Views: 83701

oNe uBErPLaYa
jUSt aS nUTs aS AlL tHE reSt
wHOm maY CHooSE miXEd
by nipples
Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

you gonna get it
random in a messy car
makes it better still
by nipples
Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

smell of unkempt man
working booze & piles of ice
spinning on dancefloor
by nipples
Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Umm, you'll be a bit randy from that drink. Not like the regular drunk where you feel sexy. You are at this time dropping eggs or spermacetti as though bread crumbs by Hansel & Gretal salmon spawns a river Each & every so-called "dry heave" all "lurches" & "stagger" a sign to your many mates tonight...
by nipples
Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Had a feeling that would hit the spot.

~scribbles on notepad~
by nipples
Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

One power smoothie, comin' up!

~adds fresh Geoargia peach, 1/2 bannana, 1/4 orange, 2-cups New York vanillac ise cream, ice & pint of Everclear to blenderhead~

Hmm, a bit left over, do you want the silver blender cup or.. ah I'll just sample this under the guise of "quaity control!
by nipples
Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Regarding pencil sharpeners:
I like fresh razors set in brass.

Maybe five bucks at an art store
dunno about replacement blades
& Leave No Trace (LNT) as i generally
toss the whole lot into any waiting dog/large
gaping maw such as an alligator or panther
might provide.

~asks for handjob, is slapped~
by nipples
Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Ah, I gotta go to bed.
Here I am proposing toasts hoping
all of our tits be aimed just so.

Carry on, and keep smiling!

~checks own tit telemetry, exits~
by nipples
Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:45 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Which reminds me,
I was HINTING around that I was thirsty
for a very large gin & tonic earlier,
but will insead propose a toast
after filling allour cups:

"That all our ex's be cross & our titties not!"
by nipples
Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

you can hang a sweater
the ex just kicks & screams
by nipples
Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

Agreed, a good sweater story!
by nipples
Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:26 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7251347

I wish I was wearing a gin & tonic
courtesy of Shamu™ the Whales' blow-hole
rasing breifly from tisha2's basement staircase.

"Yargh, Matey"

Or just a gin & tonic, eh!
by nipples
Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 255313

I also confess:

Odd, seldom used words
which I've thought about/used
at some point in the day OFTEN
appear by someone else;
later that day written on ePlaya !



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