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by nipples
Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 255378

Dear Donita, As I know this is not the Absolution from Crimes thread, I will start with a confession. I have cheated on billings to my client, usually by one hour of labor each two weeks. Rationalize over being pissed about how much laundry I have to do when Getting home each day. Freaking mud! Anyw...
by nipples
Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Love.....
Replies: 39
Views: 5193

Your definition of love & mine are likely to differ. She will not love him anymore if he tells the doctor mommy held hand under hot water faucet . He pulled coffee pot off the counter instead. Love is fearful to want/know. Love is being told you fell down the stairs & broke your arm or mommy goes to...
by nipples
Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:15 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What We Did While Badger Was Away...
Replies: 62
Views: 9797

While Badger is away today, I'm in the woods fashioning a full sized horse from tree-trunks wearing assless blaze orange Kevlar chaps, & smoking Nat Sherman Fantasia colored cigarttes cause though I still have MArb. Lights, I just LOVE the dichotomy of a lumberjack smoking colored cigs in honor (of ...
by nipples
Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Gotcha covered, Zulegoona~

~glig glig gligs into Dixie™ cup~
by nipples
Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

pelvic aftermah
sorting through my pubic hair
save embedded ones
by nipples
Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:45 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Hmmm.
Lot's of folks heading off to "sleep".

Here is to hope that your rapid eye movements
are lesser than hip thrusts & back arches.

~raises glass~

Skøl!
by nipples
Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Nice of you to ask, dear gigglesort.
If I was any better i'd halve to cleave. Aged whiskey,
please monsuier Sputnick. At least a day old!

The trip... please happy traveler... where then did you go?
by nipples
Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Oh you!

How about a hug?!

~duct tapes man tits to side~
by nipples
Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Bunny costume.
by nipples
Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Haiku
Replies: 232
Views: 36818

peaceful is our touch
there is no time just present
us unwrapping us
by nipples
Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Oh yeah.
We have so much in common!

You like pizza, I like pizza!

~long zipper noise~

I am grateful that Legionairres Disease
(that thing in airconditoners) has no inroads
to the insulated Pizza Delivery Blue Zippered Sanctuary.

~reaches behind bar, mixesvery large screwdriver~

Skøl Pfisken!
by nipples
Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Ummm.. I prolly shouldn't have said "goodnight"
before getting a screwdriver, eh?!

~looks at sundial on wrist (not working, shakes forearm) sidles over & bumps thighs with regyna ~

I like the word Carnuba (wax!).

You are cute.

Do you like pizza?!
by nipples
Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

I'd embellished a few days ago to say I'd been on a "vision quest". Actually, I'd checked myself in to the local "Crazy Camp for Hesitant Suicides" from Monday through Friday last week. Sort of a "spin doctor" thingee, to call it a vision quest?! I just needed to know if they could fix my mind, that...
by nipples
Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Haiku
Replies: 232
Views: 36818

simply ignornant
told of seasons some have felt
fuck the japanese
by nipples
Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Haiku
Replies: 232
Views: 36818

you're is you are
as we grasp awe natural
two not one anus
by nipples
Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: xoxoxoxo Technopatra and good luck to you.
Replies: 40
Views: 6737

me too
to you
Technopatra!
by nipples
Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: xoxoxoxo Technopatra and good luck to you.
Replies: 40
Views: 6737

I am most certain the road
rise to guide
massage your feat

dear Technopatra





Smiling still & always,

nipples
by nipples
Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

~in Steve Erkel, Family Matters™ voice~

Did I do that?!
by nipples
Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Once upon a time,
there was drivel on my mind

Cast it off
~ejaculates on hot foreplace glass~
left it lay

Sizzle my jizzle!
~walks away~
by nipples
Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:42 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Have you driven a Whore™, lately?

~offers self as test~
by nipples
Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

~dips nose in mug, snorts it up~

Why soytainly I tank youse, Mr. CAt!
by nipples
Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:24 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Why thank you, LeChatNoir!

A mug of gin & tonic, if you please.
by nipples
Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Hello.

I have willfully returned here
from an answered vision quest.

The good news is,
you are real (to me)

the bad news is
I am thirsty!
by nipples
Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Thanks for the drink, Blue Night Owl.

Maybe your camera was hit by a miniature meteriorite, Boom3rang?!
Check the flash memory card before discarding, might be evidence.
by nipples
Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Oh my! I'm enjoying to see so many eyes.... windows to the soul & all. New camera tommorrow to replace my two-months ago smashed one.... it fell off a BAR STOOL out on my deck as I was lighting a huge bottle rocket which was duct-taped to a rubber chicken. No shit. To "mime" Rian JAcksons' avatar of...
by nipples
Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

passes gas, ass lips wink.
grabs nipples.
sighs.
by nipples
Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

I thank you for the drink, Blue Night Owl.
The smelt are running rivultets past my glassy eye!

~removes glass eyes, places in pikled egg jar~

Ranger Opera helped me out in 2000.
If you know him, Mr. Genius, please send my regards.
by nipples
Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Congrats on the promotion, Ranger!
So, do you get perks like free disposable
camel-back water sipping pipettes?!

I hate it when I rehydrate part of
the unwashed mass and they get germs
on my wand.

~looks up & down bar for napkin~

Oops! Got some on my lap.
by nipples
Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Would there be a cost if each eplayan
said to their next bedmate upon point of next orgasm
"This one is for Zulegoona"?!

Maybe some expalining to do afterwards,
but if you do it with FEELING,
probably not.

~signals for another vodka/dew™ ice, but with frozen smelt~
by nipples
Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7253094

Zule! Don;t go away feeling lesser.

It's not like we won't both be
secretly thinking of you when knocking boots.

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