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by Lassen Forge
Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:41 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Suicidal Tendencies
Replies: 1211
Views: 66915

Re: Suicidal Tendencies

Wow, I like that one, Delle... well said. I had a therapist who once told me to do the same thing - amazing how much crap it cleared out of my once cluttered and spinning mind. I don;t know that covering the white noise works - at least for me. For, see, if that white noise generator falters (as it ...
by Lassen Forge
Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:43 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1612617

Re: In 3 words.........

GORBACHEV SINGS TRACTORS!
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:46 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: 3:00 Neighborhood camps for 2012
Replies: 81
Views: 268272

Re: 3:00 Neighborhood camps for 2012

Comrade, I understand our expats from CY-6 will be returning? If so we have TACTICAL ADVANTAGE over evil anti-dis-counterrevolutionary Forces...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:44 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 2012
Replies: 470
Views: 58601

Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

One cannot steal VOLUNTEERS, Comrade. heh heh heh...

by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17135
Views: 1476547

Re: Fuck!

Getting the fucking job done has nothing to do with "like", and if that fucker don't understand growing the fuck up and understanding that, well, fuck 'em! It's an adult world, and in the REAL world, you get over that kinda cliqish shit and succeed. That yerk don't understand it - run 'em over with ...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:29 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rest In Peace
Replies: 3109
Views: 401568

Re: Rest In Peace

This sucks... last time I remember all these RIPS, I was a kid. We took one hell of a beatig this year... Too damn many. And yeah, Mike, You too. I know, you said you'd kack yourself before you went to prison, wish you hadn't, you had more friends than you knew. silly bastage... 'S OK... you still l...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1612617

Re: In 3 words.........

Jeez... me too...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:18 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1612617

Re: In 3 words.........

Club bubbly dubsteppers...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:08 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Portland Oregon area theme camp
Replies: 24
Views: 8083

Re: Portland Oregon area theme camp

In Apokiliptika, Piano murders YOU!

(And you thought the razor blades on the keys and cover, top lid, and pedals were just for decoration???)

by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:46 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Portland Oregon area theme camp
Replies: 24
Views: 8083

Re: Portland Oregon area theme camp

Just be careful, Tovarichi, Apokiliptika is like funnel spider... step into our web, you may find hard to escape. heh heh heh...

If you dare, read our website (Apokiliptika.com)... it outlines what we do, how we do it, and how you will be forced to, er, can participate.

DS..
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by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:29 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17135
Views: 1476547

Re: Fuck!

I agree, KM, just fucking do it. And DON'T fuck around!

The economy may be fucked up, but you would think your (soon to be former) boss would have a FUCKING CLUE... talked about one fucked up business model...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:24 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7209189

Re: The Bar

Who needs coffee, when you can have Makers?? http://whiskeygoldmine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/makers_mark.jpg There's an idea - a drink. The CoffeeMaker: 2 oz Makers Espresso Combine and drink. Repeat as necessary. Or, you can make it a percolator... Add 1/4 teaspoon fine coffee grounds to cup...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:13 am
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Upright pianos
Replies: 4
Views: 3766

Re: Upright pianos

We are working on Return of St. Willard of Novgorod for Kantina. No promises, but lucky 8 ball says chances are good.
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:11 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Mixed Message On Feathers?
Replies: 27
Views: 2070

Re: Mixed Message On Feathers?

There is no way to keep Feathers, Glitter, Sequins, Fuqing Boas, and glued on rhinestones from becoming fucking MOOP. I've seen every attempt, and we've had to clean up after every fucking attempt. It's like bicycles people dump, or posessions people shed... So, to clarify... NO FUQING FEATHERS, GLI...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: WHATS IN? WHATS OUT?
Replies: 308
Views: 40998

Re: WHATS IN? WHATS OUT?

Out - Flying into BRC

In - Digging into BRC

- - - - -

Out - Burning the man early

In - Burning the man nightly

- - - - -

Out - Villages

In - Playa Domination
by Lassen Forge
Sun Jul 15, 2012 6:37 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 2012
Replies: 470
Views: 58601

Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

http://images03.olx.com/ui/16/25/96/1322851221_286181996_1-Pictures-of--FOOD-MIXER-COMMERCIAL-HOBART.jpg Add a dough hook to that thing, and we are in business Is yeast we can do for you, Comrade... You should to see what we can do with Paddle... ( (breaking character - a close and cute friend in o...
by Lassen Forge
Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:04 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 2012
Replies: 470
Views: 58601

Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Shhh... Remember, Soylent Corporation got start supplying pink slime to Fast Food Burger Joints... From there, was short hop to long pork sandwiches... The infamous Hand and Cheese on Rye...

Gives new meaning to term "rump roast"...
by Lassen Forge
Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:14 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: 3:00 Neighborhood camps for 2012
Replies: 81
Views: 268272

Re: 3:00 Neighborhood camps for 2012

COMRADES!!! With extreme jubuliation of masses, cheering of traktor women workdwide, drunken orgies in basement of Apokolubyanka Doomdome, Screams of Sunken Battleshots in Kantina, and Braying of Terrorized and Polled SparkleUnicorns in maw of meatgrinder of State, along with respektful salutes fro...
by Lassen Forge
Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:51 am
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 2012
Replies: 470
Views: 58601

Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Is approved for whisking away counterantirevolutionaries, Stirring up discontent, and Whipping the enemy into submission, not to mention Beating fluffy bunny Sparkleponiests to playa supremacy and folding propoganda into the current story line. We are looking at bulk interrogatree processing device...
by Lassen Forge
Sat May 05, 2012 9:39 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: Seeking a pagan camp
Replies: 12
Views: 1853

Re: Seeking a pagan camp

Damn... I know ALL of those gentelmen!!! And worse, where the photo was taken.
by Lassen Forge
Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:46 am
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 2012
Replies: 470
Views: 58601

Re: APOKILIPTIKA 2012

Simon of the Playa wrote:Image
Comrade Simon... veee must talk about publicaton of seekret plans of Projekt СЖЛ-5(к), codenamed "Neil Sobaka", under development at gulag ящ-49632-04.3/C, out to publik...
by Lassen Forge
Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:38 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Even lower than how low will you go...
Replies: 33
Views: 2451

Re: Even lower than how low will you go...

If drinking horse sperm makes you country, then Ygmir is a shoe-in. *desperately searching for witty rejoinder* As a shoe-in... I think you just got hammered, hon!!! 8) (At least we know it ain't no bull...) (*adds bull boda bag to doomdome "things to get" inventory list*) Ya know... that "boda bag...
by Lassen Forge
Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:50 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Plug & Play/Turnkey Camping
Replies: 797
Views: 96197

Re: Plug & Play Camping

**swoon**

You have given new idea for award, tovarich... the Brown Shoe of Doom... Is this to be Ironic, or what??? We will need one tied to Kantina Bar for worthy condemnation and periodic and noteorthy rant!
by Lassen Forge
Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:40 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Plug & Play/Turnkey Camping
Replies: 797
Views: 96197

Re: Plug & Play Camping

But why lampoon them with harpoon of wit when we can blast them with LAWS rocket of condemnation, comrade? 8)
by Lassen Forge
Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:31 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Plug & Play/Turnkey Camping
Replies: 797
Views: 96197

Re: Plug & Play Camping

... and if they come back, not as a PnP but as part of the REAL TTITD, then we all win! I'm serious about that... I *have* extended invitations to a couple PnP campers to join us - they have the desire and 'get' our theme... and would make awesome contributions to the burn. Some, I realize (maybe mo...
by Lassen Forge
Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1612617

Re: In 3 words.........

Ain't 4:20 yet.
by Lassen Forge
Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:13 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17135
Views: 1476547

Re: Fuck!

Aw <<<{{{((( Red )))}}}>>>

I know one is supposed to say some happy sappy thing like "Absence makes the heart grow fonder", but fuck that shit... Absence SUCKS when you're in love!
by Lassen Forge
Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:09 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1612617

Re: In 3 words.........

...the clock's right.
by Lassen Forge
Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:02 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1612617

Re: In 3 words.........

Waste of time.
by Lassen Forge
Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:01 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12504
Views: 565703

Re: The person below me

Damn skippy! 8)

TPBM can't celebrate 4-20 properly because of work, but wants to...

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