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by Lassen Forge
Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:51 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities
Replies: 515
Views: 57730

Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

After 8 continuous blockbuster years in BRC, APOKILIPTIKA is evolving! Strangely enough - a lot of the camp apparently didn't want to "evolve", the theme seemed to work quite well. How about... instead of raiding OUR camp (and starting a fuckload of drama so doing), you and your friends who want to...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1612556

Re: In 3 words.........

In-n-out
by Lassen Forge
Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12504
Views: 565668

Re: The person below me

Only when I'm not tripping over my own feet! I can go from Twinkletoes to Thunderfoot in but a blink of the eye...

TPBM can look adversity in the eye and drive it back into the shell it stuck its head out of... with relish!
by Lassen Forge
Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7209094

Re: The Bar

Man, I get a bhang outta that place! Something different, stretching back to the roots... Tank #10 Martini, Noilly reserve vermouth, traditional ratio, jalapeno stuffed manzanilla olives... 3 if ya don't mind, on a cedar pic. Stirred as to not bruise the botanicals. Wicked, eh? Say no more!!!
by Lassen Forge
Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:37 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17135
Views: 1476498

Re: Fuck!

Just don't take it to Pep boys - they'll remove your spare with a fucking cutting torch... AND break off your wheel lugs... AND put the wrong tire on your car... AND sell your usable tire to someone else AFTER you told them you want it back... Oh yeah, did I mention they'll charge you double? I alwa...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:17 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: ePlaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?
Replies: 960
Views: 52251

Re: Eplaya Meet and Greet 2013 - What are you doing?

Find out WHERE BDC&WB is BEFORE the M&G!!!
by Lassen Forge
Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:11 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio
Replies: 68
Views: 5934

Re: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio

You are ALL evil, and it's no wonder I love you all!!! <3

Oh, did someone mention...

ABSINTHE???

--giggles--

Best painkiller on the planet!!! ;)
by Lassen Forge
Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:44 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio
Replies: 68
Views: 5934

Re: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio

Nah, ya don't need drugs... you need to check out the company AK-74...

It may not fix your emptiness, but it will make others a lot more empty feeling than you! :twisted:
by Lassen Forge
Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:40 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities
Replies: 515
Views: 57730

Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Well, Czech that out! Not sure about the prague noses, tho...
by Lassen Forge
Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:59 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio
Replies: 68
Views: 5934

Re: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio

In Soviet Union, Vodka tries YOU.
by Lassen Forge
Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:49 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7209094

Re: The Bar

Not only do I still have my original lam, but MB stopped by the Kantina and dropped me off a fresh one. I miss the map, tho!!!
by Lassen Forge
Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:41 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio
Replies: 68
Views: 5934

Re: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio

AntiM wrote:I'm still stocking up on Five Wives.
I only have one!!! --giggles--
by Lassen Forge
Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7209094

Re: The Bar

Yg, you hero of the playa, man of my lusty dreams, and stalwart harbringer of truth... There IS a way. It will be a year off, but by 2014... WE, need to talk. I have a dastardly plan that will insure that our version of evil soviet truth and justice will NYET escape the playa. Interested? You have t...
by Lassen Forge
Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:18 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities
Replies: 515
Views: 57730

Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

I think you won't want to talk to me. Not after you read the PMs. But if you do, as long as it's not that Pork Loin stuff, or worse, that Vegi-b... (pardon me, ITIJTUIMMJAB) pseudobacon made of Asbestos, Plywood, and Axle grease... We can talk Bacon.
by Lassen Forge
Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:57 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio
Replies: 68
Views: 5934

Re: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio

Just remember - the great Soviet Union will rise again. Never doubt in our greatness (and if you do, we shall to send KGB to speak to you). Just because we went through Republic Revolution by disbelievers, you SHALL NYET see collapse of great empire we have started. Let those who abandon like Trotsk...
by Lassen Forge
Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7209094

Re: The Bar

I need a drink. Please.

Maker's Manhattan, white vermouth, bing cherry. Thank you.

Sus
by Lassen Forge
Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:00 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio
Replies: 68
Views: 5934

Re: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio

Update. I received a communique from one of the older members of Apokiliptika. A rather shocking one, but one that he says expresses the feelings of the entire camp. Because of the bad feelings the members of Apokiliptika have, specificly toward me and how I ran the camp last year, I have decided (f...
by Lassen Forge
Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:49 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities
Replies: 515
Views: 57730

Re: SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Good luck with the future endeavors of YOUR camp.
by Lassen Forge
Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:05 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio
Replies: 68
Views: 5934

Re: One Fish--Oh Sole Mio

Late notice...

Please to note noted noteworthy notice that is noted below.

That is all.
by Lassen Forge
Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:01 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Appeal filed against the raised population cap of 60,900
Replies: 114
Views: 9262

Re: Appeal filed against the raised population cap of 60,900

Isotopia wrote: I'm surprised that the 'America, love it or leave it' angle of argument hasn't been gleefully pulled out like some magical game ending trump card.
No, Godwin's law trumps "America, Love it or leave it"... all these anti-BRC sparklepony fascists...just like the Nazi's...
by Lassen Forge
Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:52 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Because of Burning Man I Now...
Replies: 129
Views: 27553

Re: Because of Burning Man I Now...

Drink water. Lots and lots of vodka, er, water. :mrgreen:
by Lassen Forge
Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:08 am
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: You Can Find Me...
Replies: 37
Views: 2351

Re: You Can Find Me...

... at the whole earth vitamin bar suckin' on a plain white yoghurt, from a hand-thrown pottery jar... With a little hand pressed cider... Cider? CIDER??!!?? Waitaminnit... Fuck that shit. ... down at that Kantina Apokiliptika Bar. Suckin' down some Russian Vodka, and chased by some PBR Swallowing ...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1612556

Re: In 3 words.........

BULBOUS PURPLE grapes
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:15 pm
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: Hello and Welcome... What's your name? Tell me about You...
Replies: 5444
Views: 797038

Re: Hello and Welcome... What's your name? Tell me about You

Welcome back JekJek... sorry we'll miss you this year... won't be the same and all that stuph!

Didja forget the old password, or the spelling maybe?? (Jek_Jek)

It's still in the roster, which means it's still there.

Let us know if we can help, hon!

bb
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:12 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Question for the women only!
Replies: 81
Views: 15290

Re: Question for the women only!

Do NOT, repeat, do NOT get the ones in artist supply stores with the single "needle jet" opening - unless you really like your girly bits in pain - get the real deal. I just noticed that a case of 50 are all of $14... I may do that for gifts this year... Hell of an idea.
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:07 pm
Forum: 2012 Theme Camps
Topic: MOOP Nazi Brigade
Replies: 62
Views: 9372

Re: MOOP Nazi Brigade

This is to sound like some kind of Do-ocracy - you shall to find occupied hole and fill. We were in communique with our comrade MoopCzar, he did to have AWESOME plans for brigade... unfortunate for him, life interviened. But is EXCELLENT idea for someone to run with, IF... you dare to make stand aga...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:58 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Any ladies ever try a she wee or similar device?
Replies: 75
Views: 7633

Re: Any ladies ever try a she wee or similar device?

+100 fishie!!!

Plus - if you're drinking enough on the playa, you WILL be peeing more. Or you should be...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:57 pm
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: dealing with ice
Replies: 29
Views: 5331

Re: dealing with ice

Make sure all your foodstuff is in sealed ziplocks. Or make a dry cooler (search for it). Or better - both. Go to a local hardware store, get 2 new plastic gas can (they usually have them in blue, supposedly for water, BTW) and a big funnel. Paint flat black. Pour ice melt into container. Seal conta...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:47 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Question for the women only!
Replies: 81
Views: 15290

Re: Question for the women only!

Best invention ever for on playa use to keep clean - the Peri-Bottle. Someone gifted me one a long time ago, is like a 8 oz squeezie bottle with a small closable spritzer on the end; fills from your water source, like a porta-bidet for the portasquats, and none of those damned fuqin' baby wipes to g...
by Lassen Forge
Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: WTF
Replies: 1658
Views: 155216

Re: WTF

And proof of Insurance...

Of course, now he knows that you know what he was doing on shift... and where your property is... and what you look like... :twisted:

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